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InkaUtexas

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  1. Does he? Maybe the knowledge that the Assads are going to be shacking up in one of his Dachas for a bit. I don't think he gives a fuck except for that base. I don't see the base "going away" right away. A deal will be cut. Enough to keep a lot of those weapons there. But even then, how many are they and will they change the battle field in Ukraine? Doubt it. This is not like all US Troops in Iraq coming back to the US. Maybe 10K ground troops and that includes support elements. They will keep enough to hold the Port. And that eventually will go away but negotiated. Interesting they never developed a real military port with an Air base.
  2. Drop it somewhere before hand, change, etc. Come on, this is not hard to do. Guess we are just used to dumb criminals like the dude in SA who murdered his wife and went to drop her body off at the dump AFTER asking for directions.
  3. if he is wrong, lets grill that fucker. I know some Inuit.
  4. yeah, no one has ever changed their clothes or owns two backpacks.
  5. Fight one Kurd you fight them all. They are a people in 3 countries, but 1 people. Syrian rebels once they can form a cohesive (hahahahahahaha) organization are going to want to remove control of any outsiders. Their first hurdle will be a parliamentary government along tribal/ethnic lines all the way to a hardline theocracy, etc. I think the hardliner Jihadi groups win at first and that pulls in external (NATO, IDF, etc). They are meaner. And to them all borders except Islam's suck. That includes Turkey. And they will remember the Ottomans were not that kind to the Arab tribes. Turkey is pushing its influence, does not mean the rest of the region is cool with that. So then the House of Saud comes into play, the Gulf Sheiks. A lot of Arabs saw Syria as a model. Fools for sure, but there was hope that it could fight Israel, educate its population, etc. And the biggest kick in the ass to the Alawites? They forgot to fix their irrigation system. Well no matter, I made Falafel so dinner will be acceptable to all of them tomorrow night.
  6. Was a DEI hire. Had to go to allow for more $$$ for C-Suite bonus.
  7. Deserves more rep than I can give.
  8. I got it, there are some fax machines down in the claim filing center. Fucking never worked. Me and two friends were going to go destroy one with a baseball bat, but that would work for your idea boss.
  9. Pixelmator was pretty good when it came out. Then it was "improved" and sucks donkey dicks Juarez style. Have never found one I like. Deprives the world of my stupid attempt at humor art.
  10. Boss, i am an ideas guy. Lets win back public support. We can donate them to airport and hospital waiting lounges.
  11. Yes, and lets not forget some of these groups in Syria were fine with ISIS who did not attack them. Also, these are not the sort to sit back, be happy with their victory and chill out and just go back to goat herding. This, revolution/jihad is or became their profession. Who ya think they are going to look at next? Well see Mahmoud, this damn kurdish guy cut in front of me when I was buying tabuli. Really? Those damn kurds. Well call up the boys and see if you can take back some land. See if that damn syrian air force trainer we captured is ok. Can anyone fly it? And the Americans? They will defend no? says Mahmoud. Nah, they are preoccupied with some CEO getting shot, college playoffs and trump cannot find syria on a map. Plus the final of masked singer is close. So move fast.
  12. You sir will need a bilingual translator who understands security, chimps and shakespeare. I accept the job. My resume is in the inbox and happy to be that Chief of Staff for 10% the current CEO salary.
  13. Though hope I am wrong, a Kurdish state is not going to happen until the Turks are out of NATO and we don't have a base there. What they have as part of Iraq is as good as it will get for now. Maybe with this it can be a bit larger, but doubt it since that means changing Iraq's borders.
  14. What about kills himself in a submarine running into a trench when fucked up on narcotics?
  15. If them being the Assad family, yeah, they will. If them being the Alawite and Baathist loyalists, nah, they are fucked.
  16. Yeah, well, fuck off. I said I needed Christmas lights. Sorry I don't buy bougie shit. Not all of us are CEO's. Happy Kwanzaa.
  17. In Wal-mart (had to get more Christmas lights) and decided to look at Christmas cards. Saw some real cool ones. Picked up one for my son that says Merry Christmas and has Linus recited the Lords prayer. Saw another one, a Christmas tree that plays Oh Tannenbaum and says Happy Holidays. Grabbed that one for my daughter. Old bitty next to me asks why I was not getting the Merry Christmas one for my daughter as well. "Well, her boyfriend is Muslim." Ya know, she says, "Mohamed is the most used name in England," in a tone showing shock. "Wait until it is here." She looks at me aghast, and starts to walk off. "Ma'am, I lived in Muslim countries for a long time, don't worry. Dubai has great Holiday celebrations. Plus the food is awesome. Hope you have a Happy Hanukkah." I fucking hate wal mart. Brings the best out in me.
  18. Just wait for the novelty misshapen dildos. All the MAGA womenz will want one.
  19. Maybe that is its purpose. And provide all those rare earth minerals we need so badly for our iphones and such.
  20. It is bad, has lots on edge. Only bright side is that area is real remote and not that well connected to the world. But this shit gets south into South Africa all bets are off.
  21. Shit, we know you would love to be on his legal team! Brisket and Jackie Chiles.
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