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Shit, we know you would love to be on his legal team! Brisket and Jackie Chiles.

You are new here, we will let it slide. As your sanity retreats from being here that will change.

Two questions. 1- Did you all solve this yet? 2- Would you turn him in?

My favorite is the opening to Ya Gotta Play Hurt. "Here I am doing three of my favorite things, smoking, drinking, not giving a damn." That or "Cross Country skiing is not a sport, it is how a Swede gets to the 7-11." But would we be able to understand him?

Have not found one but I am sure your searches are different from mine. I am getting a ton of dogs and cats. None being eaten thank god. but will have plenty of ammo for the Jade and Bevoette thread.

Bud light and buccees.

Damn C-suite......

If we only had someone on here who would go out there on a longboard and report back.

Cuz no one really cares.

7+ Earthquake off the coast. Tsunami warning in place. Eureka, Calif. — A strong earthquake was felt widely across Northern California on Thursday and authorities have issued a tsunami warning. The quake struck at 10:44 a.m. west of Ferndale, a small city in coastal Humboldt County near the Oregon border, according to the U.S. Geological Survey. It was felt as far south as San Francisco, where residents felt a rolling motion for several seconds. It was followed by smaller aftershocks. The San Francisco Bay Area Rapid Transit District, known as BART, has stopped traffic in all directions through the underwater tunnel between San Francisco and Oakland. At least 5.3 million people in California were under a tsunami warning after the magnitude 7.0 earthquake, the U.S. Geological Survey said in a yellow alert, which predicts localized but minimal damage. More than 1.3 million people lived close enough to the quake that they could have felt it, the USGS estimated. https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/us7000nw7b/executive

Damn that is intense. Hollywood could learn a thing or two.

Russia has always had massive crop failures. Cotton, potatoes, wheat, etc. And no reason for the west to do that.

Stopping in the middle of the aisle so you can talk to someone on your phone, using the speaker.

Yeah, but CGO's with that made up title are first.

Ground troops probably in a spotter and advisory role. Active fighting, only if needed. USAF hitting Iraqi militias heading to fight for Assad.

Multiple sources saying Hama fell to the rebels. BEIRUT (AP) — Syrian insurgents entered the central city of Hama Thursday after days of intense clashes with government forces as they push forward with their week-long offensive that brought large parts of Syria under their control. The Syrian army said it has withdrawn from Hama after insurgents broke through its defenses marking another setback for President Bashar Assad, days after losing the country’s largest city. The Syrian army said it redeployed from Hama and took positions outside the city to protect the lives of civilians. The insurgents’s next target is likely to be the central city of Homs, the country’s third largest. Homs, which is about 40 kilometers (25 miles) south of Hama, is the gate to the capital Damascus, Assad’s seat of power and the coastal region that is a base of support for him. https://apnews.com/article/syria-aleppo-hama-hts-russia-0189297bbdc76eee67cb4fdc62136bef

But see, they have different cat 5 cables and land lines, so technically not the same network. Oh, and 1 serves Pepsi the other coke products.

Society reminds me more and more of RoboCop meets Running Man.

Fuckers cannot even grow potatos.

I will tell you something about Texas A&M. They are following tradition and NOT playing in the SEC Conference Championship. In fact they are not playing anyone until their shitty bowl.

Waking up, knowing I don't have shit to do, and hearing light rain.

Don't care where we play. Fuck Georgia. Jim Tom Pinch hated that city and so do I. All it was known for by him were twice divorcees and endless traffic jams going from mall to mall.

Lawyers.

Anything with pumpkin in it he deserves the death penalty.