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  1. Patricio Swayze
    My uncle had one. Pretty sure he did some swinging with one or both of his wives (not Mormon, one wife archer the other). We would go visit him and my grandma in San Antonio and I knew he hid his stash of playboys under the waterbed. Uncomfortable as hell to sleep on. Not sure how they are for boning on.
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    No. I was by myself on the tour of the crypts/catacombs and the capuchin chapel.
  3. Patricio Swayze
    I found the capuchin chapel more interesting than the Vatican. But I am a morbid heathen. I did sneak photos of both the Sistine chapel ceiling and the capuchin ossuary.
  4. Patricio Swayze
    Do people still buy/use waterbeds?
  5. Patricio Swayze
    Worse, it’s tofu.
  6. Patricio Swayze
    Texas 31 K State 27
  7. Patricio Swayze
    This game makes me nervous as hell.
  8. Patricio Swayze
    Very happy with the win and the defense, but Christ we need to fix our red zone offense before next week (I wish). What an abortion.
  9. Patricio Swayze
    There are a lot of magic underwear wearers in the stands. A bit warm but good to be at the game. No more fucking turnovers.
  10. Patricio Swayze
    Correct. It was a psyop.
  11. Patricio Swayze
    I hope you have a fast and full recovery.
  12. Patricio Swayze
    Yes. Shouldn’t you be drunk?
  13. Patricio Swayze
    Fusca getting old, but still wants to help Gabi with her Portuguese homework.
  14. Patricio Swayze
    Hahaha are you new? Adjust your meter.
  15. Patricio Swayze
    Well, I would say that is the equivalent of suggesting salt lick. So apparently that will do just fine.
  16. Patricio Swayze
    Just my unpopular opinion, but here is what I would do (doubt I could handle it these days). Saturday, go to Leroy and Lewis at 11am. Get some beef cheeks, brisket, sausage and barbacado (assuming there are a few people in the party). Go to the game (if you are Mormon, prepare your anus too). For dinner, Enchiladas y Más. Sunday morning, Juan in a Million. Get on plane and punish the toilet and everyone in the flight. What is left to talk about? BYU is slow and suck. Texas is starting a redshirt freshman QB. We are done here.
  17. Patricio Swayze
    Come in, change into your magic underwear and have a seat, we are having a good time eating Austin’s best: Torchy’s and Salt Lick.
  18. Patricio Swayze
    Tapa’ed
  19. Patricio Swayze
    Oh boy. Where is ztejas when you need him?
  20. Patricio Swayze
    Fair point. It is likely someone coming from the ugly state of Utah will be blown away by the unmatched beauty of the tract homes between Austin and Driftwood.
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  22. Patricio Swayze
    Well, I guess it’s settled then. Haha.
  23. Patricio Swayze
    Exactly. Even if he is renting a car, why the fuck send someone 30-40 minutes out of town to eat way inferior bbq? Because it has some oak trees?
  24. Patricio Swayze
    Lulz, ok.
  25. Patricio Swayze
    Goddamnit y’all. Best bbq without much wait is Leroy and Lewis. Tex Mex, go to Enchiladas y Más. Fucking salt lick. Christ.

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