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  1. Patricio Swayze

    8-1

    Patricio Swayze replied to ztejas's topic in Football

    It would be like scooby doo. You pull of the mask and it’s your wife.
  2. Patricio Swayze

    8-1

    Patricio Swayze replied to ztejas's topic in Football

    Deadshank and I discussed wives over a nice bbq lunch yesterday. We have determined we are all married to the same woman. It’s a hive mind. So do what you got to do, but you will end up in the same spot.
  3. Patricio Swayze
    I finally picked up a banter. I can see how many think this is a perfect EDC knife. Very, very nice. Only complaint is access to the liner lock is not ideal. You kind of have to dig around with your thumb a bit to disengage it. But overall, excellent knife. If it was priced at $90 they would sell a bazillion of them. I got mine for $108.
  4. Patricio Swayze
    I accept this answer.
  5. Patricio Swayze

    8-1

    Patricio Swayze replied to ztejas's topic in Football

    I’m going to need someone to do a wellness check on me in about 2-3 hours.
  6. Patricio Swayze
    I’m dead. Stop. Blowing. Double digit. Leads. For. Fucks. Sake.
  7. Patricio Swayze
    Fuck my life.
  8. Patricio Swayze
    Fuckin a man. Fuckin a.
  9. Patricio Swayze
    Win this game my Horns. Let’s go.
  10. Patricio Swayze
    Did you get made fun of as a kid that your dad was a smoker? What kind of life lessons does an offset smoker teach his son? Besides the one about feeding the fire.
  11. Patricio Swayze
    I can not detect any lies or deception in this post. You know, as I drove through the Bloody Nickel I thought to myself “you could have shared those burnt ends”. My mama raised me better than that. Next time.
  12. Patricio Swayze
    A las 11h
  13. Patricio Swayze
    After building an Eiffel Tower at your mom’s house we are headed to Truth.
  14. Patricio Swayze
    If by their year to fuck us over with corrupt officiating, yes.
  15. Patricio Swayze
    Jesus Christ these teams suck. Good thing I never even considered either of these “schools” for my higher education. Actually, I only applied to one school.
  16. Patricio Swayze
    Sure, why not?
  17. Patricio Swayze
    Jumbo package.
  18. Patricio Swayze
    Breeder’s Cannonball going to commercial. Nice.
  19. Patricio Swayze
    Should I go there? Maybe, maybe, maybe… Well, at least it would be structurally sound. Good thing I don’t believe in hell.
  20. Patricio Swayze
    They are miserably horrible. If we lose to either, I suggest burning down our entire campus and starting over.
  21. Patricio Swayze
    I need to go back. I was on the backend of covid a few months back and tried it out. I really like the brisket and lamb rice bowl, but only half my tastebuds were working. Loved the pomegranate tea. Had to buy another because my ankle biters drank all of mine.
  22. Patricio Swayze
    I wish the chilis joke would go away. It was mildly amusing on Reddit like 8 years ago.
  23. Patricio Swayze
    I double dog dare 6th Street to type up a rebuttal. One rule, it has to be just as long of a post.
  24. Patricio Swayze
    Well, I prayed about which forum to put it in…
  25. Patricio Swayze
    I repped mostly because you wove Johnny’s nut nightmare so eloquently throughout your post in various ways. Would read again.

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