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OrangEngr

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  1. Fuck you man! I’ll bet Tathan KILLS it in fantasy.
  2. Wasn’t the whole state just declared Native American reservation? That makes it federal! /s
  3. That rattler didn’t get it, I’m sure
  4. Crane collision in Austin does it make me a terrible person if my first thought was “Please don’t be the south end zone.”?
  5. Mumford and sons AND a Baylor shirt? Anything less than a firebolt of the lord means they got off easy
  6. Baboo!!!
  7. In my darkest hours, I’ve gone down the mental exercise of what would texas football have been like if ash had not concussed out. I think he was developing into a solid QB that would have given us 2 (?) good years and we wouldn’t have interrupted our QB development cycle. I get about five minutes in before I feel the need to chug a bottle of bourbon. That being said, the clear answer is Chase Daniels.
  8. Those were two VERY different stories
  9. How we all want to go. Much respect
  10. You serious Clark?
  11. I think I’d rather have 107. Better view
  12. 1, furk, 2
  13. Yeah, but I hear Druid city brewing in Tuscaloosa is really good, so they’ve got that going for them
  14. The short answer is because the passenger side mirror is convex and the drivers side is not. Because it’s farther away from you, to give you the same field of vision as the drivers side mirror it either has to be bigger or be convex to show you a bigger field with the same size mirror.
  15. I think you are confusing this with the other wife-ism of “if I lower the setting of the air conditioning it will Cool the house faster”.
  16. Yeah. You’re wrong. Q=mcdT
  17. The problem is those chuckleheads will then infect the rest of us, because we all interact with grocery store baggers, fast food workers, and whatnot
  18. That’s quite Oedipal of you
  19. Maneesh just has a plan to get his Karen bag limit within a few minutes. I respect his choice Of lure.
  20. My wife is on her weekly Zoom Netflix and chill group with her friends. She can’t make her internal microphone work, so I give her my work headset. I cannot stand giving over the shoulder IT advice. Either don’t ask, or get the fuck out of the way and let me fix it.
  21. Yeah, that’s asking for two phones with shattered screens
  22. I thought your brain needed fats to function properly...oh, wait. Nevermind.
  23. So... Washington Windtalkers?
  24. I wanted to like your post, but: a. Your first sentence caused me to stroke out from all the triggering, and b. What grown-ass man is still on Facebook?
  25. The Washington Karens . The logo wouldn't even have to change all that much, lighten the skin, remove the feathers, make the haircut a bob, and boom, you're there
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