Everything posted by OrangEngr
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Texas AD Chris Del Conte
Like my diet resolutions, this won’t last long
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Official 2019 bitch about family/holiday drama thread
I realize this is a mild story, but this is only one example: The feigned Incompetence act is exhausting. my MIL saw a recipe for cranberry moonshine (cranberries soaked in moonshine) and gave it a try. She bought the only moonshine available at her local liquor store. It wasn’t that good. We tried and told her that (based on our trip to Gatlinburg this past summer) that’s its ok, but it’d be good with better moonshine. She starts making excuses, about the only moonshine this, and I’ve never that. We weren’t judging, we were complementing the effort, and trying to help, but whatever. she also didn’t understand my statement that Chrissy Teagan has “fat girl tits”, but that’s her problem.
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UGa's the 4th best team in the country, right?
And aggy
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
I’m assuming you mean the number pad should always be on, otherwise you and I are no longer friends
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Official 2019 bitch about family/holiday drama thread
She’s probably one of those stanky bitches who dies her unkempt armpit hair because it’s “empowering”
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
I was on the phone with my wife today discussing thanksgiving plans. We also throw a Christmas party every year, but because of the calendar, we have one less weekend between t-day and then vs normal. I was trying to negotiate not having to put up the stupid lighted garland around our dining room that always must be done but only I am capable of doing as unnecessary, but was told it is a “statement decoration”. Fortunately she couldn’t hear my eye roll through the phone.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
one of the most Aggie statements of all time Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
In rod we trust
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
- Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Yup, she picked a weekend where he's less likely to have a legit excuse not to go- Uniform Pron
Nah, our players will take one look and go blind. TCU BIG!!!!- Who will be Texas' next coach after this loss to fucking Kansas
Les miles- Tell Me About Texas a&m
Also known as the "whaaaaa, Texas is mean!" Bowl- Dumb Question Amnesty Thread
Why /when did people start referring to the giants as the "New York football Giants"? Seems redundant- S&P+ rankings: Overperformance or overcorrection?
Ron/ "Actually, nobody won the third quarter[\howard]- S&P+ rankings: Overperformance or overcorrection?
That's where I struggle. Fumbles are true 50/50 balls? Sure. But I believe his interceptions percentage is based on an assumed "INTs/ passes defended" percentage, which feels incredibly nebulous to me.- OU thread of hate filled haiku - 2019 edition
Lincoln likes to munch on a big ol' bag o' dicks cream filling? Bonus!- Caption This Pic
- Tell Me About Texas a&m
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the lord! He is trampling out the vintage where the full jizz jars are stored...- Caption This Pic
Casey was clearly fucking with him. So, two teenagers being dicks (no pun intended) to each other. I'll alert the media- Climate Activist Stunt Goes Horribly Wrong
You misspelled hilariously- S&P+ rankings: Overperformance or overcorrection?
Meh, our overall rank isn’t that much different. It’s just in love with Baylor and TCU, for some inexplicable reason- Tell Me About Texas a&m
I pointed out to my wife that the corps was the biggest, longest LARPing party ever. She didn’t quite find the humor in it that I did- Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Fucking viet cong- Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Well! This part of your post aged quite poorly, so you've got that going for ya - Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
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