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    Like my diet resolutions, this won’t last long
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    I realize this is a mild story, but this is only one example: The feigned Incompetence act is exhausting. my MIL saw a recipe for cranberry moonshine (cranberries soaked in moonshine) and gave it a try. She bought the only moonshine available at her local liquor store. It wasn’t that good. We tried and told her that (based on our trip to Gatlinburg this past summer) that’s its ok, but it’d be good with better moonshine. She starts making excuses, about the only moonshine this, and I’ve never that. We weren’t judging, we were complementing the effort, and trying to help, but whatever. she also didn’t understand my statement that Chrissy Teagan has “fat girl tits”, but that’s her problem.
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    And aggy
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    I’m assuming you mean the number pad should always be on, otherwise you and I are no longer friends
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    She’s probably one of those stanky bitches who dies her unkempt armpit hair because it’s “empowering”
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    I was on the phone with my wife today discussing thanksgiving plans. We also throw a Christmas party every year, but because of the calendar, we have one less weekend between t-day and then vs normal. I was trying to negotiate not having to put up the stupid lighted garland around our dining room that always must be done but only I am capable of doing as unnecessary, but was told it is a “statement decoration”. Fortunately she couldn’t hear my eye roll through the phone.
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    one of the most Aggie statements of all time Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk
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    In rod we trust
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    Yup, she picked a weekend where he's less likely to have a legit excuse not to go
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    Nah, our players will take one look and go blind. TCU BIG!!!!
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    Les miles
  13. OrangEngr
    Also known as the "whaaaaa, Texas is mean!" Bowl
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    Why /when did people start referring to the giants as the "New York football Giants"? Seems redundant
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    Ron/ "Actually, nobody won the third quarter[\howard]
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    That's where I struggle. Fumbles are true 50/50 balls? Sure. But I believe his interceptions percentage is based on an assumed "INTs/ passes defended" percentage, which feels incredibly nebulous to me.
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    Lincoln likes to munch on a big ol' bag o' dicks cream filling? Bonus!
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    Go on...
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    Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the lord! He is trampling out the vintage where the full jizz jars are stored...
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    Casey was clearly fucking with him. So, two teenagers being dicks (no pun intended) to each other. I'll alert the media
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    You misspelled hilariously
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    Meh, our overall rank isn’t that much different. It’s just in love with Baylor and TCU, for some inexplicable reason
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    I pointed out to my wife that the corps was the biggest, longest LARPing party ever. She didn’t quite find the humor in it that I did
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    Fucking viet cong
  25. OrangEngr
    Well! This part of your post aged quite poorly, so you've got that going for ya

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