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Doc Sam Beckett

Certifiably Surly

Everything posted by Doc Sam Beckett

  1. I can't think of a team I've hated more, and that includes rivals
  2. I feel like I should be paid a little stipend to watch this shit game
  3. Riley. Kiffin him on the fucking tarmac, then fire everyone else
  4. Beautiful gdgd playcalling
  5. Punter agrees with you and did his best to fix it
  6. Yeah, it's Vizz, who actually looked pretty decent when Klubnik was hurt, but he's still a wet fart. Dabo is weird, QB is a position where he'll reward Vizz for sticking around, when he should hit the portal. Davidson is really good. We should be playing him more, which hurts me to say, because Randall has done it all for Clemson
  7. I think Williams is going pro. I'd love to see either of the other two go to Texas, because they are badass and deserve better. That's a touchdown to Moore if Klubnik was faster
  8. Both? I've seen some film review that makes me think Riley might suck, and calling nothing but screens seems to confirm
  9. Nice playcalling dipshits
  10. Probably not, but I think they are going to make him clean house and bring in coaches from outside of the Dabo tree.
  11. Lol nice job jerkoff, was that Ruckert?
  12. The Jets are so sorry. Do they do anything in the draft or free agency?
  13. Is there literally nothing that can be done to stop this shit? They've been terrorizing Chicago for a long time
  14. No shit. Also, the Senate blocking this is a good way to make @Zonahorn's fantasy of a Dem sweep a reality.
  15. Duma Key is one of my favorites. Wireman is an all time top character. Also think we all need to do one of those checklists that @SimonBolivar posted
  16. Agree with this. I blame the media slightly more than stupid people.
  17. Lulz at that last post. Chicago, SF, and NYC are my three favorite cities. They all kick ass
  18. There's not a pass that Turd can't drop
  19. These teams are terrible
  20. It's the French flag
  21. If your team sucks bad enough, @texifornia won't even roast them in his weekly preview. So I got that going for me, which is nice.
  22. Jesus Christ, the injuries this year
  23. Romo has sucked shit since the beginning, I have no idea how he got such a massive contract
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