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Doc Sam Beckett

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Everything posted by Doc Sam Beckett

  1. The Jets are so sorry. Do they do anything in the draft or free agency?
  2. Is there literally nothing that can be done to stop this shit? They've been terrorizing Chicago for a long time
  3. No shit. Also, the Senate blocking this is a good way to make @Zonahorn's fantasy of a Dem sweep a reality.
  4. Duma Key is one of my favorites. Wireman is an all time top character. Also think we all need to do one of those checklists that @SimonBolivar posted
  5. Agree with this. I blame the media slightly more than stupid people.
  6. Lulz at that last post. Chicago, SF, and NYC are my three favorite cities. They all kick ass
  7. There's not a pass that Turd can't drop
  8. These teams are terrible
  9. It's the French flag
  10. If your team sucks bad enough, @texifornia won't even roast them in his weekly preview. So I got that going for me, which is nice.
  11. Jesus Christ, the injuries this year
  12. Romo has sucked shit since the beginning, I have no idea how he got such a massive contract
  13. The Bengals uniforms are, by far, the worst uniforms I've ever seen. The arctic tiger uniforms are dope, but I'd rather retire than play in the lame as fuck Bengal uniforms Caleb is such a loser hahah
  14. Omg Tee, have my babies
  15. Tee, you beautiful bastard
  16. Yeah, Tee is the #1
  17. Dope play by the Detroit CB, but the ball dragged along the turf for about a yard. Are we just going to ignore rules?
  18. I kinda like the throwback Packers uniforms. I'm also back to thinking Parsons sucks. It was fun for a minute to troll Cowboys fans, but time to move on
  19. Shhhh Mills is better
  20. That throw from Cam Ward looking like me after 15 beers throwing to my nephew in a supremely important backyard football game. Jesus Christ dude Did I mention how awesome Redzone is?
  21. Stroud is in the same hemisphere, but yes
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