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Doc Sam Beckett

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  1. I'm pretty good at lying, maybe I should apply for GQP membership? The other day my uncle stopped by. He looked at the beer on my side table, and asked "are you drinking already?" I looked at the beer, then looked at him and said "no."
  2. Ummm what? Ignore everything and fetch me Lady Aelswith.
  3. Yeah the power usage. It's a bitch in the summer, but acts as a space heater in the winter!
  4. You know what? I don't like your jerk off name, your jerk off face, your jerk off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk off
  5. Lulz get out to vote. Get your family, friends, your weird uncles
  6. The first flat screen TV I bought was a Panasonic plasma around 2012. It was cheaper than the LCD. This M'fer has been through the shit, but keeps kicking. I'm watching Napoleon on it and it still pumps out a great picture
  7. The Bills were at their peak when they were rumored to be moving to Los Angeles. That was your greatest moment
  8. This made me laugh so hard for some reason
  9. So many idiot kickers. But imagine needing a game winning drive and Josh fucking Allen is your quarterback
  10. The Bills uniforms are bullshit. The Buffalo is a badass animal and Buffalo Bill is also pretty legit. Their weird anime uniforms suck shit
  11. Some? Kelce is the only one who he can depend on, everyone else is hammered dog shit
  12. I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating chips, but as a Surly 1%er, she's alright
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