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Doc Sam Beckett

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  1. Looks surprisingly good for gas station food. If it came with consume, then I'm in
  2. The market makes zero sense these days
  3. Seriously, is the cast even still alive?
  4. Yeah, she's a fine actress and I couldn't give a shit about if she is attractive or not. Her character is a huge entitled asshole
  5. I'm dying to know how much we are paying to house people in these death camps. You know it's a fuck ton of money
  6. That's also not a throat beard, dude is trimmed up.
  7. Is Ellie the worst character ever? Possibly Is Baboontyme the dumbest poster on Surly? Possibly
  8. Say it god dammit, his name is Donald Trump
  9. Damn you, White Bear was close and I couldn't remember Entire History of You good enough, but you're right
  10. Fuck you guys, even $50 donation is smoking me. I will be back
  11. It's as close to an actual quote as there is....China is not fucking around and they are dog walking Donald thus far
  12. You're entitled to your opinion, but here is a definitive list* of the top three episodes in no particular order.... USS Calister Hang the DJ Nosedive Playtest San Junipero White Christmas Honorable Mention: Be Right Back Black Museum * I reserve the right to re-watch and re-rank at any time.
  13. I'll take your travel drop off, and raise you tumbleweeds blowing through California ports. China is drinking our milkshake. Don't worry though, we have identified the problem:
  14. Lulz this administration is the biggest bunch of goofball losers
  15. Friendship ended with Christianity. Now Buddhism is my best friend.
  16. Need a Mack Brown curse version of one of these
  17. I'm kinda liking this Kimi kid, and why can't Aston Martin get their shit together? They're disappointing me and Bond
  18. No, I said fuck @greggym TOO
  19. Don't forget about @greggym, fuck that guy too
  20. Why is it so hard for Democrats to be a Van Hollen? This is a very easy question
  21. Florida offered him two dozen jobs that immigrants used to work before the mass exodus. I'm sure this will help bring the labor back
  22. These are good places to start
  23. Shit is about to get interesting And....
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