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Doc Sam Beckett

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Everything posted by Doc Sam Beckett

  1. Negged Quoting thyself is trademarked by @Iceman
  2. Holy shit, @immamac, we need to run an annual Surly 5k where instead of water, the spectators hand you beers in official Surlyhorns koozies. 5k swag is awesome, so obviously we need to workshop this.
  3. I don't even live in Texas, but dammit I live for @phdhorn weather updates. Excellent work, sir
  4. This fucking board lmao
  5. @WhatTheBuck is insufferable, but I'm pretty sure he watches the morning shows
  6. You're right, Callahan plays a much larger role and is fleshed out better, but I just love Brautigan and HIA reveals his powers a bit more. As TwiceHorn mentioned, I'm referring to the first story, Low Men in Yellow Coats, and I could be biased, because as mentioned, I just love when King is writing about being kids. Also, PSA, The Institute is a series on MGM+ now. First episode is free. Ol Benny Barnes....Logan from Westworld and Jigsaw from Daredevil is in it. I'm gonna have to re-read The Institute now and probably gonna have to subscribe and cancel MGM+ now. There's been some changes, obviously, but I like what I'm seeing so far
  7. God dammit, this made me laugh so hard. Getting bonked at the end is the clincher Oh there is 100% a list, the problem is there isn't enough big name Demoncrats for it to be released. Ah shit, it's Donald, Slick Willy, and a bunch of us, wtf are we going to do
  8. Hey shithead, some of us are too fat for our favorite shirts, but pulling a Bert Kreischer would be worse
  9. People should know when they are conquered Would you, Sawbonz? Would I?
  10. Dude, for half this board, Jimmy Hoffa is our Jimmy Hoffa
  11. That's the real tragedy, this takes away from how on fire we are!
  12. I think he's going to take the complete opposite position he had with the California fires. Mr. President, what about the funds provided by Obama and Biden that were turned down?? What a nasty question. Look, none of that would have helped. We are talking about a 500 year. Maybe never flood. Who are you with? MSDNC? Just horrible
  13. Yeah this shit, smiling thumbs up with the orphaned baby after the El Paso shooting. Blaming Dems. It's gonna be a shit show and people aren't going to like it
  14. When the fuck are these large scale raids going to start in Dallas, Austin and Houston? When are they going to start busting farms in Texas? Fuck this shit, spread the wealth
  15. Read somewhere that many Texas Reps are actually not in favor of this, because there are grumblings that if Texas does this, then blue states will start pulling the same shit, and they have a lot more to work with. Take it for what it's worth, since that would require Dems taking the gloves off
  16. Thanks for starting this. Awhile back I was between Dungeon Crawler Carl and Spells, Swords and Sheath by Drew Hayes. I ultimately went with SSS by Hayes and I raced through it. It was basically as you describe DCC. They seem like very similar series, but this rec has convinced me to try Dungeon Crawler Carl now Here's a link to Spells Swords and Sheath if anyone is interested in it https://www.goodreads.com/series/167002-spells-swords-stealth
  17. "Thank you Mr Schlong" got a legit Lol
  18. Best part by far was "I wouldn't keep going back, you fucking moron"
  19. What a fucking loser
  20. You can thank me later
  21. I believe the worst of the Medicare cuts don't phase in until after the 2026 election. GOP is really good at being shitty
  22. Is he the guy who pleaded to sky daddy to give him all the awesome shit that sky daddy gives other people?
  23. How do you eat tacos/burritos?
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