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Doc Sam Beckett

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Everything posted by Doc Sam Beckett

  1. Wouldn't even make front page
  2. It's like I'm looking in the mirror after a few whisky sodas and an eight ball
  3. In the past couple of weeks, Donald was called a Pedo by Leon, declared war on Los Angeles, a Democratic politician was assassinated, Donald had a birthday party that nobody attended, and Bibi made Donald bomb the fuck out of Iran. I'm sure I'm missing so much more, but this is exhausting
  4. Are you daft? We declared peace
  5. They don't have to do any physical tests or boot camp
  6. Would be an ICE wet dream, if it was a blue state. Go pull this shit in Dallas, Houston, Miami etc you fucking losers. Spread the love
  7. Finally one of these that's actually kinda hard Pretty face, smart, funny, rich Or Nice ass, good in bed, rich
  8. It will be Russia, China, and US carving up the rest of the world and since we have Dotard, we'll end up declaring bankruptcy
  9. Lord willing and the creek don't rise, this will be a fucking wake up call and Dems will start pounding the message on every platform available
  10. Confused by lack of Mexican countries on the ban list. Only 3? Come on Donald!
  11. I'd say that number is about right, from what I saw. If not more. I also don't recall seeing Vista on the map of events. San Marcos yes, but not Vista, unless I missed it. California to Donald/ICE:
  12. I really like Bingham and was able to catch him last night. Puts on a good show
  13. Fuck this shit. Sweet country we have here
  14. Who ya gonna believe, ChickenSandwich or ya lyin' eyes??
  15. You know who has big tits and an even bigger dick? That's right, the great Khan of the Northern Plains! And nobody is blowing those titties or that big ol hog off.
  16. This thread might be the worst thread on the board at actually describing the show. Pretty much opposite of everything that's been said so far. A half a boob through three episodes and the toy car intro sucks. They had a golden opportunity to flood the zone with muscle cars.
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