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Doc Sam Beckett

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Everything posted by Doc Sam Beckett

  1. Same as always, just completely ignore it. There's more important shit going on right now!
  2. This Luka cat is good, I can't believe Dallas didn't want him
  3. Looks surprisingly good for gas station food. If it came with consume, then I'm in
  4. The market makes zero sense these days
  5. Seriously, is the cast even still alive?
  6. Yeah, she's a fine actress and I couldn't give a shit about if she is attractive or not. Her character is a huge entitled asshole
  7. I'm dying to know how much we are paying to house people in these death camps. You know it's a fuck ton of money
  8. That's also not a throat beard, dude is trimmed up.
  9. Is Ellie the worst character ever? Possibly Is Baboontyme the dumbest poster on Surly? Possibly
  10. Say it god dammit, his name is Donald Trump
  11. Damn you, White Bear was close and I couldn't remember Entire History of You good enough, but you're right
  12. Fuck you guys, even $50 donation is smoking me. I will be back
  13. It's as close to an actual quote as there is....China is not fucking around and they are dog walking Donald thus far
  14. You're entitled to your opinion, but here is a definitive list* of the top three episodes in no particular order.... USS Calister Hang the DJ Nosedive Playtest San Junipero White Christmas Honorable Mention: Be Right Back Black Museum * I reserve the right to re-watch and re-rank at any time.
  15. I'll take your travel drop off, and raise you tumbleweeds blowing through California ports. China is drinking our milkshake. Don't worry though, we have identified the problem:
  16. Lulz this administration is the biggest bunch of goofball losers
  17. Friendship ended with Christianity. Now Buddhism is my best friend.
  18. Need a Mack Brown curse version of one of these
  19. I'm kinda liking this Kimi kid, and why can't Aston Martin get their shit together? They're disappointing me and Bond
  20. No, I said fuck @greggym TOO
  21. Don't forget about @greggym, fuck that guy too
  22. Why is it so hard for Democrats to be a Van Hollen? This is a very easy question
  23. Florida offered him two dozen jobs that immigrants used to work before the mass exodus. I'm sure this will help bring the labor back
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