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Doc Sam Beckett

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Everything posted by Doc Sam Beckett

  1. As my dad used to say, "you're bringing sand to the beach, son"
  2. Yes, he did. Ripped off a few great stories about John Lewis after he broke the record
  3. Booker broke the record
  4. Booker is a fucking machine. Dude is rolling.
  5. He's doing something, which is more than most right now. And he's on fire
  6. "zero fucking chance. But maybe" - jimmyjazz
  7. Schimel is also a truly horrific candidate. If the D and the R were reversed, Crawford would be up by 30 points. Wild what Fox has done to us.
  8. Wait, why do the dumbfucks hate the UK now?
  9. God dammit, I was about to search for this exact gif
  10. Is it too late to suggest SeanMiller'sPenis?
  11. Two races of Lawson being the worst driver on the track? That's all I get, two damned races?!?
  12. No shit dude, we're trying to figure out why he flipped out. I was gonna say we don't need MLK right now, we need Malcolm. Glad I didn't, or maybe it would be my fault that he's leaving
  13. This thread is pretty intense. Reminds me of one of the most interesting threads I've come across on the Surl Not sure who Wanker Bob was, but he had the perfect first response for the Surl. Then he committed seppuku at some point later on. Reminds me of the age old question....
  14. I am loving this and no, I'm not Checo
  15. Lol these guys are incredible. I'm gonna start up my Trump routine at work again. "we're looking into it." "I'm not sure who did that."
  16. They have a dorky cyber tunnel to drive it out of???
  17. Regardless of the result tonight, Terry has done enough to deserve a few more years as the head man of the UT men's basketball program. Momentum. Hype. Horns.
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