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Doc Sam Beckett

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Everything posted by Doc Sam Beckett

  1. It's important to remember, in this situation, that unions built the middle class, and now we hate them.
  2. What the fuck is going on in this country that the GOP is still a functioning party? Fuck Fox News
  3. Gonna announce it after the bell today, for some reason wink wink
  4. This is incredible. "WASHINGTON/PARIS, April 2 (Reuters) - U.S. officials have told European allies they want them to keep buying American-made arms, amid recent moves by the European Union to limit U.S. manufacturers' participation in weapons tenders, five sources familiar with the matter told Reuters"
  5. As my dad used to say, "you're bringing sand to the beach, son"
  6. Yes, he did. Ripped off a few great stories about John Lewis after he broke the record
  7. Booker broke the record
  8. Booker is a fucking machine. Dude is rolling.
  9. He's doing something, which is more than most right now. And he's on fire
  10. "zero fucking chance. But maybe" - jimmyjazz
  11. Schimel is also a truly horrific candidate. If the D and the R were reversed, Crawford would be up by 30 points. Wild what Fox has done to us.
  12. Wait, why do the dumbfucks hate the UK now?
  13. God dammit, I was about to search for this exact gif
  14. Is it too late to suggest SeanMiller'sPenis?
  15. Two races of Lawson being the worst driver on the track? That's all I get, two damned races?!?
  16. No shit dude, we're trying to figure out why he flipped out. I was gonna say we don't need MLK right now, we need Malcolm. Glad I didn't, or maybe it would be my fault that he's leaving
  17. This thread is pretty intense. Reminds me of one of the most interesting threads I've come across on the Surl Not sure who Wanker Bob was, but he had the perfect first response for the Surl. Then he committed seppuku at some point later on. Reminds me of the age old question....
  18. I am loving this and no, I'm not Checo
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