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Doc Sam Beckett

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Everything posted by Doc Sam Beckett

  1. I'm dying to know how much we are paying to house people in these death camps. You know it's a fuck ton of money
  2. That's also not a throat beard, dude is trimmed up.
  3. Is Ellie the worst character ever? Possibly Is Baboontyme the dumbest poster on Surly? Possibly
  4. Say it god dammit, his name is Donald Trump
  5. Damn you, White Bear was close and I couldn't remember Entire History of You good enough, but you're right
  6. Fuck you guys, even $50 donation is smoking me. I will be back
  7. It's as close to an actual quote as there is....China is not fucking around and they are dog walking Donald thus far
  8. You're entitled to your opinion, but here is a definitive list* of the top three episodes in no particular order.... USS Calister Hang the DJ Nosedive Playtest San Junipero White Christmas Honorable Mention: Be Right Back Black Museum * I reserve the right to re-watch and re-rank at any time.
  9. I'll take your travel drop off, and raise you tumbleweeds blowing through California ports. China is drinking our milkshake. Don't worry though, we have identified the problem:
  10. Lulz this administration is the biggest bunch of goofball losers
  11. Friendship ended with Christianity. Now Buddhism is my best friend.
  12. Need a Mack Brown curse version of one of these
  13. I'm kinda liking this Kimi kid, and why can't Aston Martin get their shit together? They're disappointing me and Bond
  14. No, I said fuck @greggym TOO
  15. Don't forget about @greggym, fuck that guy too
  16. Why is it so hard for Democrats to be a Van Hollen? This is a very easy question
  17. Florida offered him two dozen jobs that immigrants used to work before the mass exodus. I'm sure this will help bring the labor back
  18. These are good places to start
  19. Shit is about to get interesting And....
  20. I dunno, maybe this is a direct result of letting them say shit like immigrants are eating cats and dogs during the campaign without any push back or fact checking
  21. This is the kind of shit that gets Mericans all riled up when it happens in other countries
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