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Doc Sam Beckett

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Everything posted by Doc Sam Beckett

  1. Oh my sweet summer child, you don't actually think bourbon will get cheaper, do you?
  2. Roberts also looks disgusted. Donald was probably carrying around a huge McDonald's shit in his diaper
  3. Essentially rendering it too expensive for the cartels and dealers to use.
  4. Anybody check in with 4chan? They were this pissed off 7-8 tariff pauses ago...
  5. I know the Surl has a collective hard on for this awesome woman, but I just moved to the front of the line as she spoke directly to me here
  6. Lulz at Texas 8&4
  7. This isn't fucking hard. Grab some solid pieces and then at least one superstar to build around. Look at the Lakers, they have two and a half superstars to build around: LeBron, Luka, Reeves. Dallas just needs to find a superstar
  8. Yeah it is, which is going to make what I'm about to say even harder. Gen X is by far the worst generation. Saw the Boomer excess and greed and fought to one up them. I'm borderline Gen X, and I can't believe how hard that group turned heel.
  9. The agency was awesome, and ran parallel to Lioness. For the people who have a problem with Sheridan, The Agency is probably what they are looking for.
  10. Lafayette Square??? Sounds pretty DEI to me, time to rename that shit Loser Lee Square or something more Merican
  11. We are such fucking losers
  12. You're god damned right there is
  13. Hey might be fine if you're in a GOP area
  14. Imagine being as awesome as Bobby Kennedy was and spawning this epic piece of shit
  15. So then Immamac says "You at least actually have a fucking brain," and the guy follows that up with "Trump and DOGE aren't the same thing," making them both look like fucking idiots!
  16. And for the great reveal.... 1. Ltxfan 2. Future man 3. Sexy Rexy 4. Brisketexan 5. Satya
  17. Fox News told you this was a problem, and now Fox News will tell you that I have fixed it!
  18. If Elon agrees to remove himself from politics, I will donate a few inches from my huge hog to him. It's not just a massive penis, it's a beautiful massive penis.
  19. That definitely seems like the plan, and their propaganda machine is the best thing they have going for them. I'm not sure they can fix it in time, even with a Dem house.
  20. Kash Patel, FBI Director What a world the Grand Old Party has us living in. Pass me some old school ear plugs, our death rattle is deafening
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