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Doc Sam Beckett

Certifiably Surly

Everything posted by Doc Sam Beckett

  1. He was being sarcastic, stupid lib
  2. Ron calling Donald an ass clown got a chuckle. What's the deal with Mexico and Texas farmers that has the ass clown all worked up?
  3. She has a little poop nugget in her ass crack. Would not bang
  4. Not sure where this goes, but on one hand I hate it. On the other hand I want Ohio salted over like Carthage or given to the future confederacy. Imagine that, the state that helped save our nation is full of fucking assholes now. Fuck you, losers
  5. Fify
  6. Never go full Ojo Rojo
  7. I know how you feel about Ronnie Reagan, but the last chance we had at a general strike was when the gutless piece of shit Lane Kirkland didn't call for one in 1981, and left the air traffic controllers twisting in the wind. He could have brought Ronnie to his knees and completely changed the trajectory of unions. My pops was always on strike during that time. Pipe fitters striking? Electricians? Carpenters? All the trades strike in solidarity.
  8. Lulz https://bsky.app/profile/tiredgenerally.bsky.social/post/3llylorqeyc2j "the emperor’s favorite concubine fired one of his top internal security officers while rumors abound that the household eunuch has lost the emperors favor"
  9. Fuck this. These losers need to find out that elections have consequences, just like everyone else
  10. It's important to remember, in this situation, that unions built the middle class, and now we hate them.
  11. What the fuck is going on in this country that the GOP is still a functioning party? Fuck Fox News
  12. Gonna announce it after the bell today, for some reason wink wink
  13. This is incredible. "WASHINGTON/PARIS, April 2 (Reuters) - U.S. officials have told European allies they want them to keep buying American-made arms, amid recent moves by the European Union to limit U.S. manufacturers' participation in weapons tenders, five sources familiar with the matter told Reuters"
  14. As my dad used to say, "you're bringing sand to the beach, son"
  15. Yes, he did. Ripped off a few great stories about John Lewis after he broke the record
  16. Booker broke the record
  17. Booker is a fucking machine. Dude is rolling.
  18. He's doing something, which is more than most right now. And he's on fire
  19. "zero fucking chance. But maybe" - jimmyjazz
  20. Schimel is also a truly horrific candidate. If the D and the R were reversed, Crawford would be up by 30 points. Wild what Fox has done to us.
  21. Wait, why do the dumbfucks hate the UK now?
  22. God dammit, I was about to search for this exact gif
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