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Doc Sam Beckett

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  1. This shit sucks without shadow operative, and I'm talking about god dammed Derka, not broke ass shadow operative 2.0
  2. Imagine what Brad "Big Dick" Brownell could do at Kentucky with all that talent? You won't do it, Kentucky. I'm sorry, it's hard to walk with a pair of massive balls and jnco pants
  3. Fuck, that's it! I've had it with this dump of a board. We got no food. We got no jobs. Our Derka's heads are falling off!
  4. Is this real life?? "Black female cafeteria workers were the best when I was in H.S. Me: 'Mattie Lee, you're so pretty. Will you marry me when I graduate?' Her (laughing): 'Have an extra piece of fried chicken, Zach.' This worked every Fried Chicken day of the year for me."
  5. Somebody looked in Pringle's direction, blow the whistle!
  6. The Schieffelin Plan: pound the boards, then pound your lady out
  7. How the fuck does Bama keep hitting these ridiculous threes
  8. It's the same whether it's Clemson or Bama. Take UCONN and the points, regardless
  9. These fucking Gumps are nails on the 3
  10. Lulz at that call, show the fucking replay
  11. RJ about to run this shit
  12. Last time Clemson was in the elite 8, they were led by head coach Nick Nolte, and it was some elite level cheating
  13. Surprised the Zona guy stepping out wasn't a foul on Clemson
  14. 11 of last 13 points for Zona from the line. Weird
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