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Doc Sam Beckett

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  1. There's not a pass that Turd can't drop
  2. These teams are terrible
  3. It's the French flag
  4. If your team sucks bad enough, @texifornia won't even roast them in his weekly preview. So I got that going for me, which is nice.
  5. Jesus Christ, the injuries this year
  6. Romo has sucked shit since the beginning, I have no idea how he got such a massive contract
  7. The Bengals uniforms are, by far, the worst uniforms I've ever seen. The arctic tiger uniforms are dope, but I'd rather retire than play in the lame as fuck Bengal uniforms Caleb is such a loser hahah
  8. Omg Tee, have my babies
  9. Tee, you beautiful bastard
  10. Yeah, Tee is the #1
  11. Dope play by the Detroit CB, but the ball dragged along the turf for about a yard. Are we just going to ignore rules?
  12. I kinda like the throwback Packers uniforms. I'm also back to thinking Parsons sucks. It was fun for a minute to troll Cowboys fans, but time to move on
  13. Shhhh Mills is better
  14. That throw from Cam Ward looking like me after 15 beers throwing to my nephew in a supremely important backyard football game. Jesus Christ dude Did I mention how awesome Redzone is?
  15. Stroud is in the same hemisphere, but yes
  16. Holy shit, Mills should start
  17. Even the Chargers non baby blue uniforms kick ass. God dammit, go back to San Diego where you belong!
  18. It's wild when QBs find their guy and go to him regardless of the coverage. When the receiver is good enough, it pays off more than not
  19. Lulz Josh Downs
  20. Atlanta and Houston, two teams with a ton of talent, but suck shit for some reason
  21. Lulz Giants
  22. What a stupid play by the Bears on 4th and goal. Everyone should be fired for the Bengals for letting that score
  23. Hotel cleaning staff are my favorite people to tip
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