Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Doc Sam Beckett

Certifiably Surly
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by Doc Sam Beckett

  1. Screeching that the secsecsec told him they aren't allowed to do that is the gold medal for the season. Got flashbacks to comparing whose dad could fuck other dad's up back in second grade. The SEC said that's not allowed!
  2. Honestly aggy lost to Texas and Notre Dame, the two teams that are going to play in the championship game. They can, and should, put that shit on the wall. Whoop!
  3. Montana has a small "horns down" tattoo above his dick. Don't ask me how I know that
  4. You can say fuck
  5. Fuck the Pac 12, we should know better
  6. Give me the 5th place team in the ACC over these fucking losers.
  7. What a boring kick, bring Bert for the ratings!
  8. Lmao Oregon remembered that they are Oregon. Meltdown imminent
  9. Sark is a dipshit, but I'm glad Muk was the one who said no to Sark and won it anyway
  10. Wtf is Texas doing? They're a clear 21+ points better, this is ridiculous
  11. Texans are ass my dude
  12. That dude is really fucking good. I kept thinking he's a fucking tight end?
  13. How the fuck did Tennessee win 10 games? They're hammered dogshit. At least the hillbillies don't need to worry about planting a flag or marching the goalpost
  14. Smelled like a Dabo special from his laminated play sheet
  15. Nice game fuckers. That's an extremely balanced and deep team Texas has. I thought Clemson played hard and made it a good game, but some of Sark's gambles played into that as well. I think y'all did enough to get the dumbfuck defensive coordinator fired, so thank you for that. Go win the damn thing
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.