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Doc Sam Beckett

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Everything posted by Doc Sam Beckett

  1. Give me the 5th place team in the ACC over these fucking losers.
  2. What a boring kick, bring Bert for the ratings!
  3. Lmao Oregon remembered that they are Oregon. Meltdown imminent
  4. Sark is a dipshit, but I'm glad Muk was the one who said no to Sark and won it anyway
  5. Wtf is Texas doing? They're a clear 21+ points better, this is ridiculous
  6. Google Translate: Language not detected
  7. Texans are ass my dude
  8. That dude is really fucking good. I kept thinking he's a fucking tight end?
  9. How the fuck did Tennessee win 10 games? They're hammered dogshit. At least the hillbillies don't need to worry about planting a flag or marching the goalpost
  10. Smelled like a Dabo special from his laminated play sheet
  11. Nice game fuckers. That's an extremely balanced and deep team Texas has. I thought Clemson played hard and made it a good game, but some of Sark's gambles played into that as well. I think y'all did enough to get the dumbfuck defensive coordinator fired, so thank you for that. Go win the damn thing
  12. The commercials are an absolute beating
  13. We'll never know, replays aren't allowed
  14. Put your shades back on
  15. The ref calls in this game have been atrocious
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