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Doc Sam Beckett

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  1. Best part by far was "I wouldn't keep going back, you fucking moron"
  2. What a fucking loser
  3. You can thank me later
  4. I believe the worst of the Medicare cuts don't phase in until after the 2026 election. GOP is really good at being shitty
  5. Is he the guy who pleaded to sky daddy to give him all the awesome shit that sky daddy gives other people?
  6. How do you eat tacos/burritos?
  7. RTJ always gets a rep
  8. Yeah Waterfront sucks, but the mom could get it
  9. Who, asshole? This could literally be anybody but me
  10. Wait, no. I agree with most of this, Insomnia was rough, Salem's is most important, 11/22/63 was incredible and definitely has to be read after IT.... Hearts in Atlantis was phenomenal, especially the first part, and it delivers in the Dark Tower series. We all agree that King is best when writing about childhood, and that's Hearts
  11. Fine! We'll grind up the debris and feed it to Texans, Jesus Christ calm your tits
  12. Make United Great Again! I'll be back this time next year, waiting for the same
  13. Maybe this is just what people want
  14. Where is Vegas64/donkey vape? The loudest crows seem to have moved on
  15. Imma watching the "shock and awe" and the aftermath, and telling us how cool it is
  16. Wouldn't even make front page
  17. It's like I'm looking in the mirror after a few whisky sodas and an eight ball
  18. In the past couple of weeks, Donald was called a Pedo by Leon, declared war on Los Angeles, a Democratic politician was assassinated, Donald had a birthday party that nobody attended, and Bibi made Donald bomb the fuck out of Iran. I'm sure I'm missing so much more, but this is exhausting
  19. Are you daft? We declared peace
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