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Doc Sam Beckett

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Everything posted by Doc Sam Beckett

  1. Just felt like saying fuck you, has nothing to do with your majestic Saturday, carry on
  2. Yeah and if there is a video of him groping some teenage Ivanka look a like, it absolutely will impact the election.
  3. He's still legit, just needs someone who can actually get him the ball. He has it now.
  4. Weird that Shake n Bake didn't put Tampa on his back and kick Baltimore's ass
  5. That's the Shake n Bake I know!
  6. Just dropping by for my weekly fuck tank dell
  7. Wtf is Baltimore's defense doing
  8. Louisville and South Carolina are two teams that should be ranked before Vandy. I'm sure there are a ton more. Beating Bama isn't special this year, and after Texas throttles Vandy by 20+ points next week, they will be forgotten like they should be.
  9. Nobody feels bad about an FSU car wreck
  10. He became a pussy eating expert, then died. It's like @Uncle Boobs, but Surly's uncle is still allegedly alive
  11. Fuck you Max, no penalty
  12. This is insane. Max can definitely play some defense
  13. Do it Lando
  14. Honestly, FSU sucking has fucked everything up. If they were a top 10 team, like they were supposed to be, then we could figure out Clemson, Miami, FSU, SMU, and potentially land 2-3 teams in the playoffs. Louisville is a damn good team as well
  15. ACC'd The pony express actually looks like they might be good. In the secsecsec, they'd be ranked about 11.
  16. There's nothing hard to believe about that.
  17. Houston has been infected with the Diggs virus.
  18. Many people say, look I haven't seen it myself, but the guys at the club say it's at least this big. That's how Arnie's Army started.
  19. Cotdayum, ayuss, fuggin.... What a fucking dork
  20. They also got beat by Georgia State. Let's not pretend Vandy is actually good. Sark could start Swoopes and beat Vandy by 20
  21. Why stop at Miami and Pedo State? Oregon, Georgia, Texas and OSU are the only teams who can argue straight faced that they aren't frauds. Every one else in that top 16 have either looked like shit, played a shit schedule, or have a bad loss. Some hit the trifecta
  22. "#9" Iowa State looks like they might pull it off
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