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Doc Sam Beckett

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  1. Is this real life?? "Black female cafeteria workers were the best when I was in H.S. Me: 'Mattie Lee, you're so pretty. Will you marry me when I graduate?' Her (laughing): 'Have an extra piece of fried chicken, Zach.' This worked every Fried Chicken day of the year for me."
  2. Somebody looked in Pringle's direction, blow the whistle!
  3. The Schieffelin Plan: pound the boards, then pound your lady out
  4. How the fuck does Bama keep hitting these ridiculous threes
  5. It's the same whether it's Clemson or Bama. Take UCONN and the points, regardless
  6. These fucking Gumps are nails on the 3
  7. Lulz at that call, show the fucking replay
  8. RJ about to run this shit
  9. Last time Clemson was in the elite 8, they were led by head coach Nick Nolte, and it was some elite level cheating
  10. Surprised the Zona guy stepping out wasn't a foul on Clemson
  11. 11 of last 13 points for Zona from the line. Weird
  12. Fuck off with these fouls
  13. Here comes the Brad Brownell magic!
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