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Doc Sam Beckett

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Everything posted by Doc Sam Beckett

  1. Look, what's a big word? Tazillions? That's what we spent
  2. She hates jews, but she also hates arabs Think about that!
  3. Yeah I've been looking at condos in the twin cities, and it is definitely not gone
  4. They asked me to make a speech, I said some words
  5. "She wants to do transgender operations on illegals in prison"
  6. I can't keep up, I'm drunk, she's fucking him up, hit him with the convicted felon line, I feel like I'm Donald in the ring with Canelo
  7. Crime is through the roof! Fuck their stats, it's a lie!
  8. If Biden looked horrible last debate, then they better fucking hammer this mush brain tomorrow. Fuck you media
  9. LMFAO K: this stupid orange fuck is gonna spread a lot of lies about immigration T: Fucking immigrants are eating cats and other bad shit!
  10. Fuck. Yes. Trump killed the border bill.
  11. I'm a leader! I'm a leader! Look at this fuckin dipshit
  12. I don't talk about shit with JV Vance, he fucks couches
  13. I need another drink and I've already had enough
  14. Ohio? Somewhat liberal Kansas? Somewhat liberal It seems like the abortion vote always goes liberal, my name is Donald Trump and I'm dumb as fuck
  15. Billions, no gazillions!
  16. He sounds so fucking stupid
  17. And mental institutions!
  18. Hahahah holy shit he's off the rails already, fucking dipshit grandpa
  19. God dammit, Paintin Manning can make a solid commercial
  20. I need a Drew. He sounds like fucking Winston Wolf
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