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  1. I don’t know why I decided to go look at our conference season stats. We lead our opponents in only two categories: average punt and penalty yards. Just inept across the board. https://texaslonghorns.com/sports/football/stats/2025
  2. Sark goes into preserve the win mode up 10 with 2 minutes left in the first half. It’s infuriating.
  3. Texas has had a cumulative 79 yards rushing against Georgia over 3 games.
  4. The only bright sides to this piece of shit performance were Arch looked solid and when we drum aggy, they’ll drop out of the top 12.
  5. These killed me.
  6. I've seen them 3 times and each time it varied wildly. The first time was at Stubb's and it was amazing. Then at ACL Fest and that was a typical mid day festival show. At ACL Live, the stage was so dark I couldn't tell you what was going on.
  7. Yep, he beat a child to death after she laughed at his mushroom dick. It would be on tape because Epstein filmed everything.
  8. Imagine a time when you pretend to cup a sleeping chick’s boob and you have to resign. What a quaint time we lived in back then.
  9. Just today in my hood, a Waymo stopped to allow some pedestrians to cross the street. I thought what a polite robot.
  10. You don't need formal training for what's coming.
  11. Would your 10% homestead cap still apply or would the cap be 50%? If it stays 10%, that fucks every taxing entity's budget and if it's 50%, that fucks the homeowner. I'm sure they'll figure out a way to fuck both.
  12. Let's cripple schools and local governments at the same time. That sounds like a great plan.
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