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CooterBrown

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  1. El Paso is statistically the safest city in the US. Just don't do anything to get your face cut off and sewn on a soccer ball and you'll be fine. Maybe.
  2. To be fair, Major is most famous for rawdogging a fat chick.
  3. Brits train to be actors. Americans train to be movie stars.
  4. Nothing says left wing trans like being the kid of a mouth breathing cop. I wonder how many murders his dad confessed to his kid over the years.
  5. I refuse to see this movie because the one trailer has been in front of every fucking movie I’ve seen for the past year.
  6. I want to laugh at aggy but I know this same shit will happen at Texas at any moment.
  7. There are complete undergraduate programs taught in English in other countries also. For example, you can get a mechanical engineering degree at the Karlsruhe Institute of Technology and the program is 100% in English and no German proficiency is required for admission. You will have to the pay the international tuition rate of ~$1,500 a year.
  8. It does my Gen X heart proud to see a cursive G that's close to the version we spent countless hours on repetitive worksheets perfecting in 2nd grade only to never write a G like that in the real world.
  9. I never even noticed there was a cross on the old logo until today.
  10. My kid went to the doctor in Fort Collins for the first time last week. When the nurse asked where she was from and she replied Texas, the nurse said "don't worry we love you here and will take of you."
  11. The more I think about this episode, the more it sucked. They’ve been on mission for 65 years. Boy Cavalier wasn’t born until like 25 years ago. The engineer would’ve had to be compromised well before then. Otherwise, he couldn’t get out of cryosleep on his own. Also, Prodigy didn’t exist back then anyway because it can’t be more than a few years old.
  12. I saw something that stated the best and brightest aren’t signing up for a 65 year long mission where you have to give up all your friends and family.
  13. Outside the red zone, fo’ sure.
  14. You know he cooked the numbers in trump’s favor and that’s the best he could do.
  15. Jose Mencheca says deal with it, pendejo.
  16. Arguably some of the best Star Wars ever made. https://www.youtube.com/@StormTrooperVlogs
  17. Hometown Hero Wellness is having a sale on all the jazz cabbage edibles Dan Patrick had in his box for his press conference. Discount code is DANSDELIGHT.
  18. Just saw that the 14th Slough House book comes out this year. If we get 14 seasons of this, I ain't complaining.
  19. The Mueller Alamo has the best solution. Shitters on one side and urinals on the other. Sinks in the middle. Use whatever facility works for you.
  20. Well, went to ARC after hours today and popped a positive COVID test. Showing its podunk roots, I couldn’t find an open pharmacy anywhere in north central Austin so I’ll have to wait until tomorrow to get Paxlovid.
  21. Went to a screening yesterday. I’ve probably seen Jaws 50 times and never noticed the barrel continuity error. They start with five barrels. One, along with a tracker, is shot into the shark on the first day. By the next day, that barrel is gone and there are still 5 barrels. Maybe that first barrel being cut loose is referenced but I didn’t catch it. I do love the displays of how Gen X was raised. Sure, send a toddler to cross a busy road to go to the pond by himself. Typical parenting there.
  22. He’s either dead or almost dead. No way he doesn’t tweet some response to the death rumors if he was remotely cognizant (for him).
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