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CooterBrown

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  1. Pedo Ranch owner calls for doubling the voucher program to $2B annually. Plus, an extra $226M for families already receiving vouchers. Once again, prepare your anus, public schools. https://cbsaustin.com/news/local/comptroller-requests-doubling-texas-school-voucher-program-to-2-billion
  2. The El Pato green can uses green jalapenos, the red can uses fully ripe red jalapenos and is the mildest of the 3 varieties, the yellow can is the hottest and uses an unspecified type of chile.
  3. Taylor Farms, the source of the shit death and user of slave prison labor, provides the HEB salads. NTTAWWT.
  4. CooterBrown replied to Bottlecap's topic in Futbol
    We are looking really good for a team with only 16 first team players. That late handball penalty against BHI was definitely some ref cooking. I still don’t see the ball hit anything other than his chest. Luckily we pulled out the win in the end. Vasquez. Jesus Christ dude. That’s the 4th or 5th tap in he’s completely whiffed or didn’t even see. He’s about as low T as a striker can be. Too bad there’s not a 3rd striker on the roster so we could cut this dead weight.
  5. That's another sub-mystery they pointed out. He should've been identified by the alien detector. My money is on the wife being the Manhunter.
  6. Tzolis’s work rate is comically ridiculous. He’s going to be the signing of the year.
  7. So, is she a Russian or Israeli honey pot?
  8. How are classes sizes looking across the district? At Lamar, several of my kid's classes have 40+ kids (not including Algebra which has 39 kids). One teacher said she has 290 kids a day so they won't do much graded work since there's no way she can grade that much work. The class sizes seem insane. I don't remember them being this large last year.
  9. i got my kid a a Capital One Savor card with a $1,000 limit. It was the best of the first time credit cards for teens. She uses it just for gas so it builds credit in just her name. She's also an authorized user on our Venture X. I didn't think this is how it worked but after she turned 18, she got credit as that being her account. She had an 805 as her first credit score due to having zero balance with $50,000 available credit.
  10. Everyone should read this blog about AISD. AISD has more failing schools that Dallas, Houston, and Fort Worth combined (69K kids vs 370K kids). AISD is accomplishing this with half the poverty of those 3 districts. 14% of AISD students go to an F school while 1% of any of the other districts go to one. The incompetence is quite amazing. https://kendallpace.substack.com/p/most-failing-schools-in-texas-two
  11. One thing no one talks about is how Taylor Farms used prison labor at $1/hour to pick their crops. Just a complete shitheel company all around.
  12. Finally, watched the finally. Am I taking crazy pills or did they show Daemon getting his eye crushed in and then he's completely fine at the end? Also, liked Ulf with the deadbeat uncle energy just not giving a shit about anything other than having a good story to tell his loser fellow alcoholics at the pub.
  13. I find the Targaryens boring AF. I’d much rather see a series about the Starks, The Wall, North of the Wall, anything but dragons.
  14. Can’t wait for Critical Drinker and the other incel snowflake reviewers to call it film of the year like they did with the Uwe Bol movie.
  15. Fewer staff to pay means more profits for shareholders.
  16. Who the fuck flies economy?
  17. A Bad Lieutenant Cinematic Universe isn’t something I knew I needed but I’m in for it.
  18. CooterBrown replied to RPM's topic in Movies and TV
  19. Took Lil’ Brown to Red Rocks to see Sombr. In passing I’ve heard a few songs she has played while in the car. No real opinion on him though. It was a great show. Every song was solid and I was surprised at what a rock show it was. My memory of the studio stuff is that it was mid temp electro pop but with a full live band and 2-3 electric guitars, the band brought it. During an extended jam, he made his way through the crowd and came down our row. He gave Lil’ Brown a high five and she just about stroked out. Very Killers with a bit of T Rex and Bowie mixed in. If your kid is a fan, take them. You’ll enjoy the show and the amount of talent in the crowd was ridiculous. It did make me realize Gen X and Millennial music is absolutely dead. It was the most electric crowd I’d seen in a decade.
  20. The word is Huffines may be scarier than anticipated. Everyone thinks he is crazy but initial impressions are he’s crazy and competent. That’s a frightening combination. He has a team of attorneys who will vet every decision before it’s implemented because he wants to make sure everything he does can’t be walked back. So, he’s gonna fuck Texas as hard as he legally can.
  21. I’ve never even seen The Ringer but I use “I can count to potato” at least once a week.
  22. CooterBrown replied to RPM's topic in Movies and TV
    Page played a child soldier. Odysseus choosing a child to die under a lie is to show his morally gray self. It also sets up the line where he tells Patterson that Sinon is the greatest warrior he knew. That’s a lie but it’s an intentional insult to Antinous that he’s a coward.
  23. Because he's a fucking pussy.
  24. AISD is now holding emergency meetings to close additional schools prior to this coming school year. At least Paredes and the 3 failing middle schools are on the chopping block. Around 3 weeks out from the first day of school and around ~1,000 kids will be reassigned to a new school. Good job, AISD!
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