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CooterBrown

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  1. It's because the USPS is a service. It's not a business and isn't designed to be a profit center. Once you decide to start monetizing services like this, we will be properly fucked. "Hello, 9-1-1. Please enter a valid credit card number to continue..."
  2. I’d say the dividing line seems to be west versus east sides of each state. Stay west of the mountains and you’re fine. Go east and you’re in the Deep South.
  3. At least they didn’t follow the books where he was a host for an alien that was making him do the killing.
  4. I trust in Danny Boyle. Even when he delivers a middling product, he gives us Rosario Dawson's pussy in all its glory.
  5. If you're a glass half full kind of guy, think of it as an opportunity to upgrade the wife. If you're a glass half empty kind of guy, you may get prison for aiding and abetting an illegal alien.
  6. Well, that’s a new fact that will be written in stone for 40% of voters. He knows how to play the game against regards.
  7. I’d guess half of USC’s fan base hadn’t even heard of aggy before today. Might as well being playing any number of mid majors from bumfuck Egypt.
  8. CooterBrown

    Bert!

    Do we have a 2nd string kicker? If we do, why is he wasting a scholarship if he can’t unseat one of the worst kickers in Texas history?
  9. I don’t know what’s more preposterous. This offense scoring 3 TDs or Burt kicking 7 FGs.
  10. Have some self esteem. You can do better than that chick.
  11. Your middle school had much better magazine subscriptions than mine.
  12. Above average offenses can score in the second half of games.
  13. Same story of every game against anyone with a pulse. The inability of this team to score is mind bottling.
  14. Let’s not put this in Bert’s hands.
  15. It feels like we have maybe 5 second half TDs all season.
  16. The punter doesn’t believe you can follow through with his kicking foot more than 18” off the ground. No wonder he can’t punt more than 30 yards.
  17. When we were bored in the middle school library, we would pull those order cards out of magazines and order them COD to teachers whose addresses we pulled from the phone book.
  18. He has to be the dumbest returner in history.
  19. Briggs & Riley, you savage.
  20. Hello, Austin: The Capitol District Hello, Houston: The Energy District Hello, Dallas: The 30K Millionaire District
  21. Dude, there will be American troops fighting along side Russia within 12 months.
  22. GOT is a perfect analogy of aggy football. Start strong and, in the end, completely shit the bed.
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