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CooterBrown

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  1. My company is currently sponsoring some of my employees for their citizenship. With a fucking legal team behind them, it takes 3-4 years and our incurred cost is around $20,000 per employee. I would imagine if Juan Sanchez is doing it himself, the process isn't as streamlined.
  2. Mines, CSU, CU. Basically, she wants to be a mountain hippie.
  3. CooterBrown

    Austin FC

    Was Biro intentionally moved to center forward or did he just decide to take it over the last 5 minutes? He did more work there than anyone and almost won it for us.
  4. I hate all these circle jerk SEC commercials.
  5. How is that not reviewed? Easily over the line.
  6. I once made a small batch with almond flour for a neighbor that is gluten free and I gotta say, it turned out fantastic. I’ve never made it with it again since I don’t keep almond flour in the house but your post reminded me I need to try it again.
  7. All the places with heavy meth usage have low drinking percentages.
  8. The goal isn’t to pay out money. I’m surprised the insurance industry hasn’t been marketing their own suicide pods. Let people kill themselves before they make any more insurance claims.
  9. I'll be in Denver on New Years Eve and noticed one of my favorite bands is playing, so I picked up tickets for Murder City Devils at the Summit.
  10. Well, my kid's college application list is already paying off. She has 2 acceptances so far and has been offered the top merit aid award at both...$18K/year and $15K/year respectively. 5 schools to go.
  11. Martinelli is Flea?
  12. My wife went to college with the owners and is best friends with the wife. They both have PhDs but wanted to live there where there really aren’t many professor jobs. So the husband built trails for the Forest Service and the wife ran a coffee shop. They built that brewery over a few years with cash…Sheetrock this week, light fixtures next paycheck. They’ve been very successful with it. Due to the housing crunch, they built their own dorm for seasonal workers.
  13. For you olds, that gravy seal photo is AI generated.
  14. I had forgotten about this meme I found the first time Dotard ran. I'm considering making it into a yard sign and covertly placing it in the neighborhood christian nationalist/trumper's yard overnight.
  15. People always talk about a stadium being put halfway between Austin & San Antonio. That's a recipe for having 4 figure attendances. I don't even want to drive to Slaughter Lane from central Austin. No fucking way I'm driving I-35 to a baseball game in San Marcos on a Tuesday night. To be fair, I wouldn't go to a baseball game across the street from my house but I'm sure the sentiment holds for most people.
  16. I think you're right.
  17. He was in his 70s so odds probably aren't good. IIRC, he was an IT guy in O&G before retiring and living his theme park dream in Florida.
  18. CooterBrown

    Pearl Jam

    My kid is taking an American Music elective and had to list her top 10 bands. She made me proud… 1. Tool 2. PJ Harvey 3. Florence + the Machine 4. The Civil Wars 5. Deap Vally 6. Nine Inch Nails 7. Tricky 8. Black Keys 9. Ween 10. Nirvana
  19. Does anyone under 30 give a shit about baseball? There is no next generation of baseball fan.
  20. I only know about McCallum but all students take the SAT for free as juniors regardless if they are college bound or not. I would imagine those schools have their average score dragged down by the kids that just mark answers to get done.
  21. I can’t believe they let Gabby do what he did on the previous corner. Fuck it. Try it every time.
  22. BOYARDEE!!!
  23. He was just an underling in The Batman. This is his origin as the crime boss.
  24. Maybe they don't sell it outright but they take it public to get that sweet, sweet payday. Either way, odds are HEB gets fucked in the next decade.
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