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CooterBrown

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  1. Have some self esteem. You can do better than that chick.
  2. Your middle school had much better magazine subscriptions than mine.
  3. Above average offenses can score in the second half of games.
  4. Same story of every game against anyone with a pulse. The inability of this team to score is mind bottling.
  5. Let’s not put this in Bert’s hands.
  6. It feels like we have maybe 5 second half TDs all season.
  7. The punter doesn’t believe you can follow through with his kicking foot more than 18” off the ground. No wonder he can’t punt more than 30 yards.
  8. When we were bored in the middle school library, we would pull those order cards out of magazines and order them COD to teachers whose addresses we pulled from the phone book.
  9. He has to be the dumbest returner in history.
  10. Briggs & Riley, you savage.
  11. Hello, Austin: The Capitol District Hello, Houston: The Energy District Hello, Dallas: The 30K Millionaire District
  12. Dude, there will be American troops fighting along side Russia within 12 months.
  13. GOT is a perfect analogy of aggy football. Start strong and, in the end, completely shit the bed.
  14. Keep quiet. That's where we are headed in 6 years when Lil' Brown graduates. We also have 3 sets of friends who've also independently zeroed in on Fort Collins for the same timeframe.
  15. If all CEOs were under a constant threat of assassination, it could be really good for the consumer.
  16. Or you could just not be a savage and pay a service to clean your driveway and sidewalks for you.
  17. 100% they would've denied it. UnitedHealthCare denied me coverage for a heart blockage because they said I should've never been admitted to the hospital with "undetermined chest pain" so the blockage should've never been discovered.
  18. We should start a company to grift these death camps. Surly Death and Internment Camps. Surly DIC if you will. Just go all in on the business proposal. Offer camp stays for $420/day, bread and mayonnaise sandwich meals at $69/each, and prison labor for the agricultural and construction industries. Just put it all out there publicly. Either it shames them into abandoning the idea or we get a few billion dollars in grift.
  19. Picked up a ticket to Helmet's Betty album's 30th anniversary tour. I feel like I just attended the 20th anniversary tour.
  20. Texags right now...
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