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CooterBrown

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  1. There is only one band at the top of the self referential mountain and that is KMFDM. Half their songs are about KMFDM. This is their greatest self reference creation. It has lyrics solely made up of their own album names, song titles, and existing lyrics...
  2. Only a swinging dick like Burt could come up with this in store beverage...
  3. I made a version of that Marie Sharp last week. I smoked 20 habaneros for an hour. Blended them with vinegar, salt, and boiled carrot, onion, and garlic. I was aiming for Smokin’ Marie but it turned out closer to the OG habanero sauce.
  4. There’s a real possibility TXST gets into the playoffs before aggy as the top ranked G5.
  5. Build a statue!
  6. We've been on a Blizzard kick all summer. I've only ever had one flavor...Pecan Turtle Cluster. When my kid goes out to pick them up and asks what I want I always say this:
  7. Let him flee to Venezuela with Putin at his side. On foreign soil, we can send them a housewarming gift.
  8. Imagine watching Trump's performance and then confidently saying, "Yep, that's my guy."
  9. Uchi. No dairy or gluten. Also, get a lower maintenance wife.
  10. I have no idea who he is but a quick google shows he played the last two years at JUCO Mesa College.
  11. Abbott has never been in a debate or a real press conference. His thin skin will expose his ass the second he is given a question he wasn't allowed to script.
  12. Can we start an NIL fund for Ewers to drill that ball into his temple?
  13. I swear there was a moment when you could hear him look at his cheat sheet. RB breaks off a nice run. Colt: “That’s what you want to see when your…” pause, looks at notes “…running back breaks one loose.”
  14. Just tuned in. Jesus, Colt, you may want to get your Realtor license if you want to keep working.
  15. Oasis is adding some extra Wembley shows with controlled ticket prices to make up for the ticketing clusterfuck. Only those who were logged in to Ticketmaster UK and got kicked out of the queue are in the lottery for tickets. Just got the email that I am one of them. Hopefully I get selected to buy tickets.
  16. Guess that shine is off Traylor. Hope he milks UTSA for as much money as possible because that’s going to be his last college HC job.
  17. They can now "accidently" mail the old ballots out and then discard the results because the voter used an invalid ballot.
  18. Saw Kishi Bashi at Mohawk last night. I like some of his stuff but he puts on a fantastic live show. It was one of the better shows I've seen this year.
  19. When I used to fly to Tulsa weekly, about a quarter of the plane was Accenture staff going to Bartlesville for the week. My impression was that they couldn't get the staff they needed in Bartlesville so they'd been outsourcing it to Accenture for years. I guess they just kept some business there for political reasons.
  20. Some Trumpers in my hood have a homemade plywood sign that says "TRUMP". They are ultra Christian nationalists, homeschool their seven kids, the dad ran for the state board of education on the platform of abolishing public school, etc. Someone spray painted on it "We support adultery". It's been a few days and it's still up.
  21. The hate Americans have for fellow Americans is the defining trait of our country.
  22. These are surprisingly good cooked in an air fryer...
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