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CooterBrown

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  1. Luckily, a starting QB has never gone down in the first drive of an important game leaving us with a 2nd stringer who’s never taken a collegiate snap.
  2. I’d rather Arch get some reps now and not come in for the first time to play savior against KSU.
  3. Can we not let every cheesedick team hang around?
  4. Having a 68 year old cameo as a key character that may be integral to a movie that won’t happen for years is certainly a choice.
  5. Use ChatGPT to write your essay and then run it through https://undetectable.ai/ . It checks the essay against the most common AI detector tools to see if it'll get flagged as AI generated content. You can then humanize the essay using their AI tools. From the website: "Use our AI detector tool to check if your text will be recognized as AI-written content. If so, then click on "Humanize". Our AI text humanizer will then upgrade your content to match the quality of human writing, ensuring that it removes AI detection and bypasses AI detectors."
  6. I wonder how many Texas Congressmen have authored border security bills in Congress. I'm setting the over/under at 0.5.
  7. Private school in Austin has no teachers and kids are taught by AI. Tuition is still $40,000. https://www.kvue.com/article/news/education/schools/alpha-private-school-austin-artificial-intelligence/
  8. The Heavy should sue the fuck out of The Heavy Heavy for the name.
  9. Why doesn't that fat guy get neutered? I'd rather be ball-free than have 80 pound balls.
  10. If you are on the fence about an Apple Watch, it is worth it for this reason.
  11. Olivia Jean sure has got a lot of festival spots since she started dating Jack White.
  12. So, he's buying bulk coffee from Sam's Club, repackaging it, and marking it up 100%? Honestly, I kind of admire the entry-level, low effort grift.
  13. Mrs. Baird's seeded bun > Brioche bun > potato bun
  14. CooterBrown

    Austin FC

    I look forward to our continued sellout streak with a half empty stadium.
  15. We need more police funding, you pinko soy boy.
  16. I hold out hope that we will roll out a backup QB who doesn't look like he's attempting his first pass since peewee football. Every other program has a walk on QB come in and throw for 400 yards in their first game. Why not us? I know we ain't playing our own defense but still.
  17. Succession Mattson Willa Connor (so I can inherit Willa)
  18. From the article...WTF... General SVR frequently claims that Putin used body doubles that were swapped in for the Russian leader for public events and foreign visits. A lookalike, it is claimed, was used by Kremlin officials during the recent trip to China during a meeting with Xi Jinping, according to SVR. However, the reported body double is said to have suffered a facial malfunction. General SVR wrote: "The fault is again with the double's 'floating' cheekbones, which do not stay in place and move in different directions. "The double initially had less expressive cheekbones, which, as a result of plastic surgery, were 'enlarged' and made similar to Putin's cheekbones. "But it was impossible to make sure they stayed stationary in the right places." General SVR's claims have not been verified though recent Japanese AI analysis and various media reports have raised speculation about Putin's potential use of body doubles for public appearances.
  19. Valentina's is supposedly bouncing payroll checks so they're probably not long for this world.
  20. CooterBrown

    Austin FC

    I can’t wait to see which over the hill strikers we sign this off-season and which defenders we run off and not replace. My guess is Ring, Urruti, and Redes are gone.
  21. How is Maalik the least athletic of that stable of talent?
  22. Assuming this is real, the sequel is set in the WWI trenches.
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