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CooterBrown

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  1. It was a mistake to make the Jedi stoic monks. They’re boring AF. Luke had personality. Obi Wan had personality. Every Jedi since then has been milquetoast.
  2. E2. You know what Star Wars was missing? An obese Jedi. I do kinda want to see him fight. Hopefully he sticks around. This show has no budget and it shows. The sets are terrible. I don’t know what I think yet. It didn’t get any worse than E1 but it didn’t get any better. I guess if I don’t forget about in a week, I’ll watch the next episode. I fear this show will feed all the incel reviewers. It looks like when the first white male shows up he’ll be the big bad.
  3. Just finished E1. It’s average at best. The acting is terrible even for Star Wars. It feels like it was written by a high schooler. People loved Trinity so here’s Trinity in a Jedi robe and the fight scene is choreographed from a cut scene from The Matrix. Ugh. Let’s also give away the twist in the first 30 minutes because it sucks. Now to E2. I really hope it gets better otherwise I won’t make it to E3.
  4. Verboten Brewing Thawed Out. 7.1.
  5. If you’re gonna allow that reasoning, you must punish out of state travel for all healthcare. Don’t be a pussy, go full fascism and get it the fuck over with.
  6. TRVE Scorn Pale Ale. 9.1/10.
  7. Martin Van Buren Virgin Surgeon cums out in the fall.
  8. https://www.reddit.com/r/fuckaroundandfindout/s/DbcPjzR6ZT
  9. CooterBrown

    Austin FC

    I don’t understand the insistence of having Wolff take corners. My kid’s U13 team gets more lift on the ball than he does. Such a waste of set pieces.
  10. I ain't using a rubber with your wife regardless of her family business. Raw Dog Lyfe.
  11. Bloody violence, a nipple fetish, cannibalism, and light pedophilia. It’s fine.
  12. The unnecessary cameo kills my theory that Jack represents the mythical Max figure in a story told years later by an unreliable narrator. He had the leather jacket missing one sleeve with a shoulder pad, the shotgun pistol, etc.
  13. Just saw Warpaint at Mohawk. Their drummer is really good. She overwhelmed the rest of the band a bit but I dunno how you contain a drummer on stage. Which one of you was the 50-something hitting on the 19 year olds? They were really impressed with you tales of Sonic Youth at Liberty Lunch. Those kids are friends of my daughter so we had a good laugh when they told us about it.
  14. Dunno where else to put this but it sums up voters well.
  15. Discada mix from the Mexican supermarket on 183.
  16. O’Brien pronounces “organ” as “Oregon”. During the Black Crowes story that’s all I could focus on since he said it like 30 times.
  17. Just left the theater. It was awesome. Is it as good or groundbreaking like Fury Road? Absolutely not. Is it better than 99% of action films? Yep. Miller wisely doesn’t try to remake Fury Road. This is its own thing and is paced more traditionally and is broken into chapters. It’s probably more violent and definitely more gruesome than Fury Road. How she loses her arm is pretty horrific. Anya Taylor Joy doesn’t show up until an hour into the movie and doesn’t say a word for another 45 minutes. She has maybe 200 words of dialog and 150 of them are in the final scene. She’s great and so is the young Furiosa. This is Hemsworth’s best role so far.
  18. rich or not, you don't see many 300 pound 70 year olds for a reason. He's already exceeded the lifespan for fat asses.
  19. He’s got hospital bills to pay plus that stripper girlfriend can’t be cheap to support.
  20. Dang, I love Juliana Hatfield but can't stand Soul Asylum.
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