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CooterBrown

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  1. So, he's buying bulk coffee from Sam's Club, repackaging it, and marking it up 100%? Honestly, I kind of admire the entry-level, low effort grift.
  2. Mrs. Baird's seeded bun > Brioche bun > potato bun
  3. CooterBrown

    Austin FC

    I look forward to our continued sellout streak with a half empty stadium.
  4. We need more police funding, you pinko soy boy.
  5. I hold out hope that we will roll out a backup QB who doesn't look like he's attempting his first pass since peewee football. Every other program has a walk on QB come in and throw for 400 yards in their first game. Why not us? I know we ain't playing our own defense but still.
  6. Succession Mattson Willa Connor (so I can inherit Willa)
  7. He takes his responsibility as a pilot seriously.
  8. From the article...WTF... General SVR frequently claims that Putin used body doubles that were swapped in for the Russian leader for public events and foreign visits. A lookalike, it is claimed, was used by Kremlin officials during the recent trip to China during a meeting with Xi Jinping, according to SVR. However, the reported body double is said to have suffered a facial malfunction. General SVR wrote: "The fault is again with the double's 'floating' cheekbones, which do not stay in place and move in different directions. "The double initially had less expressive cheekbones, which, as a result of plastic surgery, were 'enlarged' and made similar to Putin's cheekbones. "But it was impossible to make sure they stayed stationary in the right places." General SVR's claims have not been verified though recent Japanese AI analysis and various media reports have raised speculation about Putin's potential use of body doubles for public appearances.
  9. Valentina's is supposedly bouncing payroll checks so they're probably not long for this world.
  10. CooterBrown

    Austin FC

    I can’t wait to see which over the hill strikers we sign this off-season and which defenders we run off and not replace. My guess is Ring, Urruti, and Redes are gone.
  11. How is Maalik the least athletic of that stable of talent?
  12. Assuming this is real, the sequel is set in the WWI trenches.
  13. That phone flying is just perfect.
  14. At least until a decade ago, the movie theater in the Cayman Islands would have a 15 minute intermission just for that reason. I didn’t know that was going to happen. The scene faded to black and the lights came on. The entire theater got up and went to the lobby. It took us a minute to realize what was going on.
  15. My feed was so bad, you couldn’t make out the football. I tried rebooting my Apple TV and that didn’t fix it. I switched to the multicast in case it was higher resolution. It wasn’t. But when I switched back, it was high resolution. Luckily it stayed good for the rest of the game.
  16. Definitely saved by the ref.
  17. Every Longhorn broadcast on YouTube TV has been terrible this year. It’s like it’s 96p resolution.
  18. I’m surprised a smoked burger joint hasn’t become a standalone thing yet.
  19. Why does home ownership have to mean single family residential? Condos are a viable option. Terraced townhomes with backyards are a great option if they would be allowed.
  20. Raya’s good with his feet.
  21. Is Odegaard drunk? He’s given the ball away on 90% of his touches.
  22. Nice goalkeeping. Fuck.
  23. I can see us losing this 0-3. Everyone is terrible.
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