Everything posted by CooterBrown
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Austin FC
Wolf really doesn’t know how to win. Such a stupid manager.
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Buying a New Vehicle in this environment
They're doing anything they can to prop up the inflated truck prices. Full size trucks of every make and model are sitting on lots for months and months right now.
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Denis Villeneuve's Dune
My only real quibble with this movie was the pacing of the first hour. I think this is due to Part Two starting in the middle of the second act of a 5 hour movie. That took me a bit to adjust to for some reason. The movie was absolutely gorgeous to look at.
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
I got rid of TxTag and replaced its with KTag. 100 times better. You don’t even get a bill if your balance is less than $10.
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
A closed cab with limited visibility on a kiddie train, driven by a hungover 20-something making $9/hour. I just wonder if that train will run over a kid or a homeless person first.
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Cajun
Speedy’s catfish at Evangeline’s is legit.
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Fentanyl laced Oxy, Valium, and Xanax
My experience with my teen is that no one drinks. They all just smoke weed.
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Concerts you are attending
Jenny Lewis was awesome last night at one of the Moodys. Stuck to the hits and a couple of cover tunes. Took Lil' Brown, who, beforehand, had a hard time understanding that there were bands that didn't play large arenas and stadiums like Tay Tay. She dug the shit out of it.
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Fuck you Wendy's
Their chili is made with left over patties from the day before so that tracks.
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Concerts you are attending
I skipped Front 242's last ever Austin set a year or so ago because their set time was at midnight. Oh well, at least I caught them a Mohawk a few years ago.
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Lauren Boobert - Tits and a Gun
His head and haircut looks like Butthead.
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Fuck you Wendy's
I don't think I've eaten at a Wendy's in over 15 years. It's weird because we would eat there maybe once a month and then it just stopped. I'm not even sure where there's a Wendy's if that one on Far West is gone.
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Abbott being Abbott
A few things they do even better are being short-sighted, evil, and dumb.
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Abbott being Abbott
Since the mid-70s, there's been no need to "fix" IVF. If it now needs fixing after 40+ years, maybe you're the reason it's fucked up, you cunt.
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Lauren Boobert - Tits and a Gun
Same facial expressions as the hookers that worked the donkey show in Juarez.
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Kamala Harris 2024 - If you've got something to say, say it to my face
Fuck no. I’m okay with Biden retiring next summer though.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Fuck you shark! https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s/BNiBetLQxs
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Alabama, WTF..you dumb mother fuckers
That incident sounds staged. It had to have been done on purpose with the result as the end goal.
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Markets still falling like whoa
If I was on the board, hookers and blow would be on me tonight.
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Markets still falling like whoa
I like money.
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Abbott being Abbott
That would be a worthy billboard to put up in Guatemala. Surely there's enough left in the wreath fund for it. The monthly rate for a billboard down there has to be less than tree fiddy.
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2024 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Nominees
From that list of dogs, I'd induct Cher, Ozzy, Frampton, Kool & the Gang, and Tribe. I love Oasis but they're not even the best Britpop band and they definitely didn't pave the way with their own sound. No band claims to be influenced by Oasis. Kravitz is most famous for having the big afro'd female drummer. An enjoyable, but derivative, artist. I'm on the fence with Jane's. I love their music and in hindsight, they probably get more credit than they deserve for being the first mainstream alternative artist in the 90s. However, they had a unique sound but oddly you never hear of anyone claiming them as an influence. I think the Pixies and Sonic Youth are more deserving from that late 80s, early 90s era. Your most famous song can't be a cover song, so Sinead is out. The rest are undeserving of headlining the Belton County Fair.
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Solo Stove
I have the largest size, the Yukon. You must get the ring for underneath it to improve the airflow. At low temps, it's not remotely smokeless but when the fire is a screaming inferno, it's virtually smokeless as advertised.
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Official Thread for Abortion Demagoguery
Next up is forced in vitro fertilization for all white womenz.
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(Laugh at Slorch) Rented a 2024 Kia EV6
With 6 months, the biggest rural side hustle will be selling gently used EV chargers on EBay.