Everything posted by CooterBrown
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Concerts you are attending
The drummer is from Austin also. He was the frontman for Poi Dog Pondering back in the day. One of the horns players is also.
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
I like that our headhunter firm told city manager candidates to wear Halloween masks as they arrived at ABIA so they'd stay inconspicuous when arriving for an interview. Just what. the. fuck.
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Concerts you are attending
The first singer is Lou Lou from Austin. Her day job is being the manager at Justine's. She got kicked out of the band over a year ago. No idea what happened.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
- Girl Scout cookies (not selling, just eating)
First few booths this year people were thrown off by the new $6/box price and were only buying 1-2 when last year the normal purchase was 4 for $20. So, my kid started a new sales spiel of "1 FOR $6 OR 5 for $30!!!" People can't do simple math but love to think they're getting a deal. She went from selling an average of 70 boxes per booth to 110 boxes.- What does college football look like in 20 years?
Public employees in Texas can’t unionize. Dunno how that affects anything when whores, blow, and Lambos are already flowing freely.- Thing$ $till not going well for Joe Rogan, I $ee.
She refused until Spotify negotiated a special rate for her.- Concerts you are attending
Thought I’d picked great seats for Tool at Moody but what the fuck was this bundle of cables? A half billion for an arena and there’s not enough electrical under the floor to avoid this?- I am Maximus Decimus Meridius...
I wish they’d make the batshit original treatment for the sequel. Maximus is resurrected and becomes an immortal who has Forrest Gump style adventures throughout history and ends up working at the Pentagon. Really.- Argylle (Feb 2024) Matthew Vaughn Does Spy Comedy w/Bryce Dallas Howard, Sam Rockwell, Henry Cavill, John Cena, Samuel L. Jackson, Catherine O'Hara, Bryan Cranston
Meh. It was a lightweight PG Kingsmen. It was fine outside of the stupid dance and ice skating scenes. The setup for the sequel seemed more interesting than this movie.- I am Maximus Decimus Meridius...
That doesn’t look remotely real.- A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
He needs to hold on to the election. We can’t risk there being time for a decent candidate to get the GQP nomination. The GQP needs to lose big in November. I think the only way that happens is if Trumps infects the entire down ballot.- Girl Scout cookies (not selling, just eating)
Austin- What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
In my hood, they recently narrowed a residential street (Green Haven) that hits Greenlawn. For just 10 feet the curb now juts out 5 feet narrower at the intersection for no reason. I’m constantly seeing cars having to wait to turn because only one car at a time fits through that bottleneck.- Girl Scout cookies (not selling, just eating)
Where are you getting Smores? Those were cancelled a year ago. At least in Central Texas. My kid has sold 1,200 boxes so far. She would make an excellent drug dealer.- Surly kids applying / attending UT
It’s really two years. Most schools disregard your freshman grades completely. Also, many schools don’t look at your high school transcript’s GPA. They calculate a GPA for you based on core classes and classes pertinent to your proposed major. Elective grades don’t matter unless it’s related to your major. That 80 in AP Physics that shows up as an A 4.0/5.0 on your weighted HS GPA is given the same 3.0/4.0 as regular physics in the university’s calculation. The advanced course load is looked at separately from the GPA.- Fuck the Police!!!!!!!!!!!
- Mary Lou Retton not doing well
Didn’t she speak out against ObamaCare back in the day? Wouldn’t be surprised if she was a Covid denier also.- Argylle (Feb 2024) Matthew Vaughn Does Spy Comedy w/Bryce Dallas Howard, Sam Rockwell, Henry Cavill, John Cena, Samuel L. Jackson, Catherine O'Hara, Bryan Cranston
Same here. I'm cancelling later this month. I have a calendar reminder set for the day before the next payment.- Argylle (Feb 2024) Matthew Vaughn Does Spy Comedy w/Bryce Dallas Howard, Sam Rockwell, Henry Cavill, John Cena, Samuel L. Jackson, Catherine O'Hara, Bryan Cranston
I have to get use out of my Alamo Season Pass, so we will see it on Sunday.- y'all remember Scott Peterson? Convicted of murdering wife Lacey Peterson
She told me you were the backup.- y'all remember Scott Peterson? Convicted of murdering wife Lacey Peterson
If you can’t trust the police who can you trust!????- I had the weirdest dream...
Last night I had a dream Nick Saban was coaching the Longhorns. We were playing Oregon and were backed up on our own 20. At the snap, Ewers turned backwards and threw the ball to cheerleader that was standing at the back of the end zone. She caught it and ran up the sideline with the rest of the team laying down blocks. She scored and we went up 18-0. The TV announcer said Saban had told the ref she was on the field as an eligible receiver. Replays later showed that she stepped out of the back of the end zone while making the catch but the refs did not call it. WHAT DOES IT MEAN!?!??!- Greg Orders Texas National Guard To Seize Park in Eagle Pass, Bars Border Patrol/CBP
At this point, I hope Biden drops nukes on Texas.- Greg Orders Texas National Guard To Seize Park in Eagle Pass, Bars Border Patrol/CBP
of dunces. - Girl Scout cookies (not selling, just eating)
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