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CooterBrown

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  1. All the places with heavy meth usage have low drinking percentages.
  2. The goal isn’t to pay out money. I’m surprised the insurance industry hasn’t been marketing their own suicide pods. Let people kill themselves before they make any more insurance claims.
  3. I'll be in Denver on New Years Eve and noticed one of my favorite bands is playing, so I picked up tickets for Murder City Devils at the Summit.
  4. Well, my kid's college application list is already paying off. She has 2 acceptances so far and has been offered the top merit aid award at both...$18K/year and $15K/year respectively. 5 schools to go.
  5. My wife went to college with the owners and is best friends with the wife. They both have PhDs but wanted to live there where there really aren’t many professor jobs. So the husband built trails for the Forest Service and the wife ran a coffee shop. They built that brewery over a few years with cash…Sheetrock this week, light fixtures next paycheck. They’ve been very successful with it. Due to the housing crunch, they built their own dorm for seasonal workers.
  6. For you olds, that gravy seal photo is AI generated.
  7. I had forgotten about this meme I found the first time Dotard ran. I'm considering making it into a yard sign and covertly placing it in the neighborhood christian nationalist/trumper's yard overnight.
  8. People always talk about a stadium being put halfway between Austin & San Antonio. That's a recipe for having 4 figure attendances. I don't even want to drive to Slaughter Lane from central Austin. No fucking way I'm driving I-35 to a baseball game in San Marcos on a Tuesday night. To be fair, I wouldn't go to a baseball game across the street from my house but I'm sure the sentiment holds for most people.
  9. He was in his 70s so odds probably aren't good. IIRC, he was an IT guy in O&G before retiring and living his theme park dream in Florida.
  10. CooterBrown

    Pearl Jam

    My kid is taking an American Music elective and had to list her top 10 bands. She made me proud… 1. Tool 2. PJ Harvey 3. Florence + the Machine 4. The Civil Wars 5. Deap Vally 6. Nine Inch Nails 7. Tricky 8. Black Keys 9. Ween 10. Nirvana
  11. Does anyone under 30 give a shit about baseball? There is no next generation of baseball fan.
  12. I only know about McCallum but all students take the SAT for free as juniors regardless if they are college bound or not. I would imagine those schools have their average score dragged down by the kids that just mark answers to get done.
  13. I can’t believe they let Gabby do what he did on the previous corner. Fuck it. Try it every time.
  14. He was just an underling in The Batman. This is his origin as the crime boss.
  15. Maybe they don't sell it outright but they take it public to get that sweet, sweet payday. Either way, odds are HEB gets fucked in the next decade.
  16. Just hit submit last night on my kid's applications. It feels good to have that part complete. No Texas schools. 3 in Colorado, 1 in Oregon, 1 in Washington, 1 in Massachusetts, and 1 in Vermont. One way or another, she's escaping Gilead.
  17. Wait until Charles kicks the bucket. It’s usually the 2nd generation of family executives that don’t give a shit and just want to cash out. Charles has held on for like 70 years. The next generation is chomping at the bit to get that Walton level cash influx.
  18. There could be grainy video of him jacking it on Chaturbate to an 11 year old boy dressed as Adolph Hitler.
  19. On a booming stock market day, guess which company is one of the biggest losers.
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