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    speed817

    Posted

    1 hour ago, satyanash said:

     

    Needs a NSFW warning for the Mike Roach close up....

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    RGBIII

    Posted

    He never wavered. This kid is gonna be an absolute monster

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    South Austin

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    2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

    He never wavered. This kid is gonna be an absolute monster

    As great of a true freshman season Anthony Hill had, I think Colin's will be significantly better.

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    TheMailBox357

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    Texas was finally able to land a game changer at edge. What does Colin Simmons bring to Texas that can make this defense even more scary?

     

    Edited by TheMailBox357
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    Ricky's one-hitter

    Posted

    7 hours ago, South Austin said:

    As great of a true freshman season Anthony Hill had, I think Colin's will be significantly better.

    That's a nice sentiment, and I agree that Simmons will be a monster, but his position and current size pretty much thwart your opinion. He'll need a year before contributing as much as Hill. That said, I think he makes a BIG year 2 jump

    Atticus

    Posted

    Barring injury, he's gonna be a solid rotational guy next year. I think he'll get to around 240-245 by the start of the season. 

    BurntOrange&White

    Posted

    2 hours ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

    That's a nice sentiment, and I agree that Simmons will be a monster, but his position and current size pretty much thwart your opinion. He'll need a year before contributing as much as Hill. That said, I think he makes a BIG year 2 jump

    We quite literally have no one like Simmons on our roster. He will put on 10-15 lbs from spring to fall and be about 240-250 i'd imagine. 

    WBT

    Posted

    Is that a texags production or nah?

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    Sejjr

    Posted

    Colin Simmons is going to be an absolute beast. And fuck LSU. They need to fuck off and get the fuck out of Duncanville. We need to get Dakorien Moore. 

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    Bevo14

    Posted

    7 hours ago, WBT said:

    Is that a texags production or nah?

    I will only watch texags quality productions involving our recruits. Nobody else is desperate enough to put that much effort in. 

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    ousux

    Posted

    As great of a true freshman season Anthony Hill had, I think Colin's will be significantly better.
    I expect him to be wrecking shit by at least game 3 if not right away. Even monsters need some adjustment time going from HS to P4 CFB.
    ousux

    Posted

    That's a nice sentiment, and I agree that Simmons will be a monster, but his position and current size pretty much thwart your opinion. He'll need a year before contributing as much as Hill. That said, I think he makes a BIG year 2 jump
    I think CS will be wrecking shit much earlier than you think. He will have 8 months of diet/supplements/S&C before he hits the field. I think the biggest thing will be adjusting to the speed of the game and quality of tackles. I say game 3 at the latest he starts making himself known, and hopefully hitting his Ant Hill stride by Georgia.
    Funk Doctor Spock

    Posted

    I don't feel sorry for Carson Beck or his o-line. I feel sorry for the parents having to watch their kids die in DKR on Campbell-Williams field. 

    someguy

    Posted

    On 12/20/2023 at 3:43 PM, Atticus said:

    Barring injury, he's gonna be a solid rotational guy next year. I think he'll get to around 240-245 by the start of the season. 

    he's already there

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    speed817

    Posted

    That Jester food is no joke.....

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    6th Street

    Posted

    I bet he's crushing a lot of ass too 

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    Hermanator

    Posted

    Either that's bullshit, that's natural body fat/hydration replenishment from what he lost during the season, or he's on some serious roids. 

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    futureman

    Posted

    that’s just the freshman 15.  bad weight.  he will be a step slow in the fall and will rarely play.  

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    Hank_Hill

    Posted

    I don’t think questioning a 20lb weight gain in a month is entirely unreasonable. My money is on the UA measurement being off.

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    someguy

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    5 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

    I don’t think questioning a 20lb weight gain in a month is entirely unreasonable. My money is on the UA measurement being off.

    it is legit - not based on any UA measurements.

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    Bevo

    Posted

    5 minutes ago, Kwix said:

    big brother pop GIF by Big Brother After Dark

    between 0.5 to 2 pounds
     
    While the number will be unique for you, many people can expect to gain between 0.5 to 2 pounds of muscle in a month. To do so, you will need a targeted resistance training program and correct nutrition, usually including a surplus of calories. Gaining weight involves more than just adding muscle mass.
    BurntOrange&White

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    3 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

    I went on a weeklong cruise, where I purchased the Unlimited Booze package. I put on about 17 pounds in 8 days. Probably something to do with the 5 or 6 piña coladas every day for breakfast, binge drinking rum & cokes and beers for hours on end, and buffet eating like a starving hyena.

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    Hank_Hill

    Posted (edited)

    13 minutes ago, Bevo said:
    between 0.5 to 2 pounds
     
    While the number will be unique for you, many people can expect to gain between 0.5 to 2 pounds of muscle in a month. To do so, you will need a targeted resistance training program and correct nutrition, usually including a surplus of calories. Gaining weight involves more than just adding muscle mass.

    Well this is equally ridiculous when talking about a teenage D1 athlete. But, 20lbs in a month is still freak shit. 

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    someguy

    Posted

    2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

    Well this is equally ridiculous when talking about a teenage D1 athlete. But, 20lbs in a month is still freak shit. 

    it's closer to 15 pounds, but yes, still freaky.

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    Napoleon

    Posted

    38 minutes ago, Kwix said:

    big brother pop GIF by Big Brother After Dark

     

    32 minutes ago, Bevo said:
    between 0.5 to 2 pounds
     
    While the number will be unique for you, many people can expect to gain between 0.5 to 2 pounds of muscle in a month. To do so, you will need a targeted resistance training program and correct nutrition, usually including a surplus of calories. Gaining weight involves more than just adding muscle mass.

    Can that girl be hired to work with 0.5 to 2.0 lbs of mine to improve muscle?

    She could be a wonderful personal trainer.

    Herbie Hancock

    Posted

    Well this is equally ridiculous when talking about a teenage D1 athlete. But, 20lbs in a month is still freak shit. 

    Putting on 20 pounds in 5 weeks is not freak shit, especially not at 18 years old.
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    Surly Bevo

    Posted

    But can he fight and defeat a monkey yet?

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    Hornius Emeritus

    Posted

    48 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:


    Putting on 20 pounds in 5 weeks is not freak shit, especially not at 18 years old.

     

    Putting 20 .lbs of muscle on in 5 weeks is freak shit. That's more than a half pound per day.

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    Herbie Hancock

    Posted

     
    Putting 20 .lbs of muscle on in 5 weeks is freak shit. That's more than a half pound per day.


    Putting on 20 pounds of muscle in 5 weeks is physiologically impossible. But reading comprehension is our friend here and nowhere in the article above does it say he’s gained “20 pounds of muscle”. The article says, and I quote “Simmons has gained close to 20 pounds of weight since the start of winter workouts”.
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    Atticus

    Posted

    It's clearly not 20 lbs of pure muscle you morons. He went from 220ish to 240ish in weight period. As long as it's good weight, who fucking cares what percentage of it is muscle or whatever else.

    TankedBevo

    Posted

    I choose to believe he's gained 20 lbs of solid muscle and he also shaved.10 off his forty time and now runs a 4.26. 

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    FloridaHorn

    Posted

    He is going to have the wingspan of a T. rex by fall.

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    Surly Bevo

    Posted (edited)

    7 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

    He is going to have the wingspan of a T. rex by fall.

    And consume QBs with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse.

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    Hank_Hill

    Posted

    1 hour ago, Herbie Hancock said:


    Putting on 20 pounds in 5 weeks is not freak shit

    It sure as shit isn’t standard

    Bevo

    Posted

    I think Hager had 7.8lbs of hair. Maybe that is what Simmons has been working on. Is it unusual to have an 8lb gain in body hair in a month?

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    Armybrat

    Posted

    1 hour ago, Herbie Hancock said:

     


    Putting on 20 pounds of muscle in 5 weeks is physiologically impossible. But reading comprehension is our friend here and nowhere in the article above does it say he’s gained “20 pounds of muscle”. The article says, and I quote “Simmons has gained close to 20 pounds of weight since the start of winter workouts”.

     

    He could easily do that eating the local bbq & TexMex 2 or 3 times a week.

    Hermanator

    Posted

    1 hour ago, Herbie Hancock said:

     


    Putting on 20 pounds of muscle in 5 weeks is physiologically impossible. But reading comprehension is our friend here and nowhere in the article above does it say he’s gained “20 pounds of muscle”. The article says, and I quote “Simmons has gained close to 20 pounds of weight since the start of winter workouts”.

     

    Then what I said was right you jackass. It was mostly replenishment of body fat and hydration he lost from the season along with a little muscle. But no, you had to go piss on my leg like a cunt

    Alex Karev

    Posted (edited)

    GATA Colin!

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    Bevo

    Posted

    28 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

    Then what I said was right you jackass. It was mostly replenishment of body fat and hydration he lost from the season along with a little muscle. But no, you had to go piss on my leg like a cunt

    Ummm, I think more like a male dog. Girls don't pee like that.

    Hank_Hill

    Posted

    They will if you pay enough 

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