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    Pdawg88

    Posted

    1 hour ago, Hornlover said:

    He definitely has the moves like Jagger. 

     

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    Pato del Muerto

    Posted

    Maybe his job will be to pick-not-pick someone on short passes, and run straight go routes to pull a safety deep. Maybe catch one now and then when that safety busts his responsibility. 
     

    or maybe his job will be arch’s roommate. 

    Helobious

    Posted

    33 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

    I'm surprised everyone has missed his most obvious comp, Cooper Kupp. 

    I always thought Kupp was some plucky underdog until I found out his dad & grandpa were both NFL draft picks. Now I just think he’s an underachiever with genes like that.

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    Bevo

    Posted

    1 hour ago, Helobious said:

    I always thought Kupp was some plucky underdog until I found out his dad & grandpa were both NFL draft picks. Now I just think he’s an underachiever with genes like that.

    Now do Marty Cherry whose brother played for the Giants.

    DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt

    Posted

    4 hours ago, Helobious said:

    Actually watched some of his hudl for the first time this morning. He’s got a Highland Park name but a Lucas Lovejoy skillset for sure. Nice frame though and his track background gives me hope that he’ll be more than Jaggy McJagface or whatever you call him.

    So you made your comment about him being a freak athlete without ever having actually seen him athleting?

    closetojumping

    Posted

    3 hours ago, Vertigo said:

    In fairness, he is a taller, thicker kid. Getting razor sharp cuts out of routes like Worthy or Cook is going to be harder for him. To me, he is the guy we hit on a deep post a couple of times per game while the defense is focused on Cook and company. 

    To me, he is the guy shouting “do you want gatorade or water??” to that catching the deep post once that guy gets back to the sidelines. 

    3 hours ago, Not a Sock said:

    Look I am holding out hope that we are near the end of our decade long nightmare and we will soon be posting screen shots of other boards melting down about how they let some some white jag receiver go for 15 catches 230 yards and 2 td’s. Because god knows how many times Texas has made some opponents jag look like and All American with a career performance.

    13 years. Not a decade. 13 years. I don’t see Ladd McJaggey helping to pull us out of this shit spiral, but I do like your optimism. 

    Bevo

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    47 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

    To me, he is the guy shouting “do you want gatorade or water??” to that catching the deep post once that guy gets back to the sidelines. 

    13 years. Not a decade. 13 years. I don’t see Ladd McJaggey helping to pull us out of this shit spiral, but I do like your optimism. 

    I also think that it has been about 12 years since our last high school scholarship white jag wide receiver. We are due.

    Zuerst

    Posted

    3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

    Maybe his job will be to pick-not-pick someone on short passes, and run straight go routes to pull a safety deep. Maybe catch one now and then when that safety busts his responsibility. 
     

    or maybe his job will be arch’s roommate. 

    Ask Colt how his roommate did.

    Helobious

    Posted

    1 hour ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

    So you made your comment about him being a freak athlete without ever having actually seen him athleting?

    I saw 6’3 and some decent-ish track times. But the more I think about his 11.7 time in the 100m the less impressed I am

    mwaadeeb

    Posted

    9 minutes ago, Helobious said:

    I saw 6’3 and some decent-ish track times. But the more I think about his 11.7 time in the 100m the less impressed I am

    He's got an extra gear at about 80 meters. 

    MonkeyDoughnut

    Posted

    We do know he hasn't ran track since his sophomore year right? 

    ClubWhatever

    Posted

    20 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

    We do know he hasn't ran track since his sophomore year right? 

    *run

    No, but slow as shit at a sophomore indicates what?

    MonkeyDoughnut

    Posted

    6 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

    *run

    No, but slow as shit at a sophomore indicates what?

    That he ran the 100m once in HS doesn't mean shit. You might use his 200m since he ran it more than once and it compares to Worthy's HS times.  The dude isn't a track star, but let's not put him in the he slow group.

    WBT

    Posted

    16 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

    We do know he hasn't ran track since his sophomore year right? 

    Why not?

    Helobious

    Posted

    16 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

    We do know he hasn't ran track since his sophomore year right? 

    That’s not a good thing imo. Really helps a lot with football, especially when you talk about the explosiveness that is cross-trained by the jumping events and the sprints.

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    Dennis Taylor

    Posted

    On 7/15/2023 at 12:42 PM, longhornmatt said:

    I was talking myself into the take after I saw his track times, but watching those cuts just now was like watching that shipping liner try to turn when it got stuck in the Suez Canal.

     

    On 7/15/2023 at 4:45 PM, Helobious said:

    I saw 6’3 and some decent-ish track times. But the more I think about his 11.7 time in the 100m the less impressed I am

    Maybe you football savants should call the dumbasses at Georgia, LSU, Oregon, Tennessee, Oklahoma et al and tell them how lucky they are that he picked Texas...

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    closetojumping

    Posted

    26 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

     

    Maybe you football savants should call the dumbasses at Georgia, LSU, Oregon, Tennessee, Oklahoma et al and tell them how lucky they are that he picked Texas...

    Texas beat out South Carolina for the guy. Get a fucking grip.

    BurntOrange&White

    Posted

    11 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

    Texas beat out South Carolina for the guy. Get a fucking grip.

    South Carolina is SEC brother! Put some respect on em!

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    Schulz2.0

    Posted

    20 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

    South Carolina is SEC brother! Put some respect on em!

    CTJ is obviously saying he's the next Alshon Jeffrey.

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    Pato del Muerto

    Posted

    So 75%, or 9, of his catches he was tackled short of the goal line?

    Coelenterate Fuccboi

    Posted

    6 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

    So 75%, or 9, of his catches he was tackled short of the goal line?

    This would be a fireable offense in most professions.

    Redneck Mutha

    Posted

    12-252-3 against the #3 team in state is ok, I guess. 

    But if he's so good, why did his team get called for a penalty on that kick return TD?

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    Ravishing Rick

    Posted

    I lol’d when I saw College Station has “C-Stat” on their jerseys. Is that supposed to inspire fear like they’re gangster?

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    GhostOfTomJoad

    Posted

    28 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

    12-252-3 against the #3 team in state is ok, I guess. 

    But if he's so good, why did his team get called for a penalty on that kick return TD?

    Lack of focusness.

    the big lebowski dude GIF

     

    EastTexan

    Posted

    25 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

    CTJ awfully quiet now

    ain't woke up from his night of jetsetting

    nineliveslost

    Posted

    14 minutes ago, EastTexan said:

    ain't woke up from his night of jetsetting

    probably still recovering from that 40-yard dash...

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    Butch Had Not

    Posted

    2 hours ago, FloridaHorn said:

    He catches well for a guy with a lunch pail in one hand.

    And a whistle in the other hand. 

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    Vito Andolini

    Posted

    Perhaps Chris Jackson and Steve Sarkisian know what a receiver looks like. He also threw a touchdown pass. Helluva job, Parker. Damn, that’s a sweet stat line, keep it up. 

    (I submitted this a bit ago, but it didn’t show up, so if there’s a double post, shit is all borked.)

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    Vertigo

    Posted

    11 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

    Season 9 Premiere GIF by Curb Your Enthusiasm

    Nonsense, I have it on good authority that he is jaggy mcjagerson. 

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    mantis toboggan

    Posted

    3 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

    CTJ awfully quiet now

    He’s busy checking to see if jadon blue is still on the roster. 

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    Chooky

    Posted

    He reminds me of Cooper Kupp, Jason Sehorn, Raymond Berry and exactly 92.8% of the population in Vermont.

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    Tree Fidy

    Posted

    3 hours ago, nineliveslost said:

    probably still recovering from that 40-yard dash...

    Leave the man alone.  He Summers in Lumberton.  

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    lilMAC25

    Posted

    1 hour ago, mantis toboggan said:

    He’s busy checking to see if jadon blue is still on the roster. 

    Isn’t he supposed to fist @futureman on the fifty during halftime?

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    Sgt Hulk

    Posted

    It’s safe to say Parker Livingston can’t lose

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    BurntOrange&White

    Posted

    34 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

    It’s safe to say Parker Livingston can’t lose

    with clear eyes and full heart?

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    Dennis Taylor

    Posted

    3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

    with clear eyes and full heart?

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    Bigbend1812

    Posted

    10 hours ago, nineliveslost said:

    probably still recovering from that 40-yard dash...

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    Vito Andolini

    Posted (edited)

    The press box view in Tex’s Hudl gives much better perspective on many of his catches (he could have included what, another six four receptions?) College Station is apparently a legit opponent.

    He’s actually fast, beating angles multiple times, and I’m glad he included the kickoff return that was called back, because it’s ridiculous. The slalom work he does soon after catching the kick is pretty fucking great. He’s going to be fun to watch, a nice combo of the ability to win contested balls, size to Moss a m’fer and speed/moves to run away from them. 

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    BurntOrange&White

    Posted

    5 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

    The press box view in Tex’s Hudl gives much better perspective on many of his catches (he could have included what, another six four receptions?) College Station is apparently a legit opponent.

    He’s actually fast, beating angles multiple times, and I’m glad he included the kickoff return that was called back, because it’s ridiculous. The slalom work he does soon after catching the kick is pretty fucking great. He’s going to be fun to watch, a nice combo of the ability to win contested balls, size to Moss a m’fer and speed/moves to run away from them. 

    He has long strides with deceptive speed. I said in the recruiting thread but watching his old highlights you seldom see him get caught from behind, if at all. 

    Coelenterate Fuccboi

    Posted

    7 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

    He has long strides with deceptive speed. I said in the recruiting thread but watching his old highlights you seldom see him get caught from behind, if at all. 

    Are you saying he can pretty much fly, for a white guy?

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    BurntOrange&White

    Posted

    3 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

    Are you saying he can pretty much fly, for a white guy?

    White Lightning (1973)

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