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Atticus 4594 Posted September 13, 2020 (edited) Bijan's biggest issue was his lack of patience. Once he slows down a bit, he'll do well. Edited September 13, 2020 by Atticus 1 Quote
Mason Ramsey 3535 Posted September 13, 2020 lol, y'all idiots are playing checkers while @Sydney Cartoon is playing Mensa. He's dedicated to the march to 1000 on every thread. 200 IQ plays Quote
Coelenterate Fuccboi 13662 Posted September 13, 2020 49 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said: We declare Bijan a bust yet? He busted in your mom. 1 Quote
NorLa Horns 1458 Posted September 13, 2020 7 hours ago, SydneyCarton said: Show your work or fix your english, dipshit. Because otherwise you suggested that texas legend Bryant Westbrook went to school at Georgia you dumb Motherfucker. Fuck you dude. Going into any post being a massive tool is no way to go thru life. You misunderstood what was said because you wanted to misunderstand. Everyone else got it. So here's the test. Everybody else understood. Except for you. So who is the ignorant mother fucker. 1 Quote
Coelenterate Fuccboi 13662 Posted September 13, 2020 5 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said: So, back to Ringo’s mom... I wish. 1 Quote
NorLa Horns 1458 Posted September 13, 2020 4 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said: So, back to Ringo’s mom... Yeah. Her son taking that bag of cash gave her cancer. Let that be a lesson. SECx3 is carcinogenic 1 Quote
Bigbend1812 13259 Posted September 13, 2020 1 minute ago, NorLa Horns said: Yeah. Her son taking that bag of cash gave her cancer. Let that be a lesson. SECx3 is carcinogenic 1 Quote
futureman 23406 Posted September 13, 2020 4 hours ago, Casual Encounter said: He busted in your mom. that was gary johnson. Quote
Popular Comment SydneyCarton 50904 Posted September 13, 2020 Popular Comment Man. Last night was fun for a guy with a 3 year old who got to get shithammered and drink till 3 am. @NorLa Horns Sorry man. Just complete asshole buffoonery on my part. I’d try to explain what I was thinking but in the light of day I can’t even make an educated guess. Just straight up drunk fuckfacery by me. 10 4 4 Quote
Coelenterate Fuccboi 13662 Posted September 13, 2020 3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said: Man. Last night was fun for a guy with a 3 year old who got to get shithammered and drink till 3 am. @NorLa Horns Sorry man. Just complete asshole buffoonery on my part. I’d try to explain what I was thinking but in the light of day I can’t even make an educated guess. Just straight up drunk fuckfacery by me. 2 2 1 Quote
SydneyCarton 50904 Posted September 13, 2020 1 minute ago, Casual Encounter said: This feels accurate. But man I got to let loose for the first time in 6 or so months. 2 am watching Return of the Jedi felt wonderfully satisfying. But yeah that pic probably going to also illustrate the rest of my Sunday too. 1 Quote
Newy25 8257 Posted September 13, 2020 24 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said: Man. Last night was fun for a guy with a 3 year old who got to get shithammered and drink till 3 am. @NorLa Horns Sorry man. Just complete asshole buffoonery on my part. I’d try to explain what I was thinking but in the light of day I can’t even make an educated guess. Just straight up drunk fuckfacery by me. I did not know this was behavior we had to apologize for. I’ve had several of those incidents and I thought the appropriate response was to hide from the board in shame for a few days and not read comments on my posts. 4 1 Quote
Popular Comment LTtxfan 50618 Posted September 13, 2020 Popular Comment 37 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said: Man. Last night was fun for a guy with a 3 year old who got to get shithammered and drink till 3 am. @NorLa Horns Sorry man. Just complete asshole buffoonery on my part. I’d try to explain what I was thinking but in the light of day I can’t even make an educated guess. Just straight up drunk fuckfacery by me. So your "3 year old who got to get shithammered" drank till 3 am?? 6 4 Quote
Burt Macklin 19518 Posted September 13, 2020 45 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said: Man. Last night was fun for a guy with a 3 year old who got to get shithammered and drink till 3 am. @NorLa Horns Sorry man. Just complete asshole buffoonery on my part. I’d try to explain what I was thinking but in the light of day I can’t even make an educated guess. Just straight up drunk fuckfacery by me. 3 minutes ago, LTtxfan said: So your "3 year old who got to get shithammered" drank till 3 am?? I believe the proper response to SC’s post would be 9 hours ago, SydneyCarton said: Show your work or fix your english, dipshit. Because otherwise you suggested that your 3 year old got shithammered, you dumb Motherfucker. 4 2 Quote
SydneyCarton 50904 Posted September 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Burt Macklin said: I believe the proper response to SC’s post would be And that’s fair 1 Quote
NorLa Horns 1458 Posted September 13, 2020 3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said: Man. Last night was fun for a guy with a 3 year old who got to get shithammered and drink till 3 am. @NorLa Horns Sorry man. Just complete asshole buffoonery on my part. I’d try to explain what I was thinking but in the light of day I can’t even make an educated guess. Just straight up drunk fuckfacery by me. I'm speechless. 3 2 1 Quote
SydneyCarton 50904 Posted September 13, 2020 56 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said: I'm speechless. Shit dude, I’ve teased you for years now. Don’t go with speechless. You can drag your nuts across my face way better than that. 2 Quote
Lhorn 5336 Posted September 13, 2020 You can drag your nuts across my face way better than that. That’s kinda how I would have expected an apology to sound on Surly. 3 1 2 Quote
stork642 4534 Posted September 13, 2020 6 hours ago, SydneyCarton said: Man. Last night was fun for a guy with a 3 year old who got to get shithammered and drink till 3 am. @NorLa Horns Sorry man. Just complete asshole buffoonery on my part. I’d try to explain what I was thinking but in the light of day I can’t even make an educated guess. Just straight up drunk fuckfacery by me. Please tell me you didn’t forget the 3 year old at the bar. That’s definitely the dad version of the walk of shame. Nothing worse than that shitty look from the bartender and all he can say is...dude. We’ve all been there. 1 Quote
NorLa Horns 1458 Posted September 13, 2020 2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said: Shit dude, I’ve teased you for years now. Don’t go with speechless. You can drag your nuts across my I'm 1 drink in. Let me get wound up. We will revisit 1 Quote
NorLa Horns 1458 Posted September 13, 2020 11 hours ago, Casual Encounter said: He busted in your mom. mom did seem kinda.....gooey , when I hugged her today 1 Quote
LTtxfan 50618 Posted September 13, 2020 3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said: Shit dude, I’ve teased you for years now. Don’t go with speechless. You can drag your nuts across my face way better than that. Awesome SC!! 1 1 Quote
JesusSweatDuck 18597 Posted September 13, 2020 5 hours ago, SydneyCarton said: Shit dude, I’ve teased you for years now. Don’t go with speechless. You can drag your nuts across my face way better than that. How's the hangover? 1 Quote
Popular Comment Chips O'Toole 1528 Posted September 14, 2020 Popular Comment Having to make amends with Norla for being too drunk is rock fucking bottom, holy shit. 4 1 5 Quote
SydneyCarton 50904 Posted September 14, 2020 (edited) 47 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said: How's the hangover? It ain’t great. I’ve been slow drinking all day and I’m pretty sure tomorrow is going to feel like MarkStanco trying to read Dickens. Edited September 14, 2020 by SydneyCarton 4 Quote
SydneyCarton 50904 Posted September 14, 2020 2 minutes ago, Chips O'Toole said: Having to make amends with Norla for being too drunk is rock fucking bottom, holy shit. Sir everyone has dark days. 1 Quote
jeevsie 3906 Posted September 14, 2020 Confused. Is this where we post about liking the couple of flashes Bijan showed on Sat? Quote
Coelenterate Fuccboi 13662 Posted September 14, 2020 1 minute ago, jeevsie said: Confused. Is this where we post about liking the couple of flashes Bijan showed on Sat? No. That’s on another site. Quote
Vertigo 20963 Posted September 14, 2020 (edited) 14 hours ago, SydneyCarton said: Sir everyone has dark days. None darker than the day we all signed up for Surly. Edited September 14, 2020 by Vertigo 1 Quote
Doc Reeves 6434 Posted September 14, 2020 40 minutes ago, jeevsie said: Confused. Is this where we post about liking the couple of flashes Bijan showed on Sat? it was said earlier that it seemed he rushed things a little bit at the line. Understandable when it’s your first college game and youre just excited/nervous. They got a pass out to him in space and after that imo he was able to settle in. Quote
texifornia 60999 Posted September 27, 2020 (edited) He is somehow alive? Edited September 27, 2020 by texifornia Quote
Burt Macklin 19518 Posted September 27, 2020 37 minutes ago, texifornia said: He is somehow alive? I absolutely thought his career was over when that happened, but then the stretchers never came on the field. He’s lucky. Quote
tantric superman 4668 Posted September 27, 2020 Yeah, I kind of grabbed my neck and kind of screeched, which got the whole house laughing . Quote
Bevo14 8511 Posted September 27, 2020 52 minutes ago, Michael Knight said: that looked scary as fuck when it happened This. Dudes seem to be getting more aggressive with their hurdles over time. Quote
Hank_Hill 21453 Posted September 27, 2020 In my very limited medical opinion, think we’re going to see some lingering effects of that for the next few weeks i.e. Bijan isn’t going to be featured or if he is will look a little different. You don’t just walk out of that without your body saying holy fuck for a bit. Quote
squeegeedegg 737 Posted September 27, 2020 That's one of the best full-reverse shrimps I've ever seen. Quote
Rholl 234 Posted September 27, 2020 Im pretty sure that had to be the ghost of Bijan that we saw get up and run off the field..... Quote
Mason Ramsey 3535 Posted September 27, 2020 i’ve always thought hitting a player who’s head is closer to the ground than their fucking feet while mid air should be just as punishable as targeting. 15 yards and get tossed from the game. if he doesn’t get hit by the second guy on that play, he probably lands a bit awkwardly but not THAT bad. 1 Quote
Wild Bill 338 Posted September 27, 2020 52 minutes ago, Rholl said: Im pretty sure that had to be the ghost of Bijan that we saw get up and run off the field..... What i was thinking of too when it happened. That would have killed a normal man. 1 Quote
Helobious 10096 Posted September 27, 2020 20 minutes ago, Mason Ramsey said: i’ve always thought hitting a player who’s head is closer to the ground than their fucking feet while mid air should be just as punishable as targeting. 15 yards and get tossed from the game. if he doesn’t get hit by the second guy on that play, he probably lands a bit awkwardly but not THAT bad. It wasn’t head or neck contact though. It’s the perfect opportunity to jar the ball loose with a shot like that. If you don’t want to risk it then don’t try to hurdle people. Quote
cafe society 2939 Posted September 27, 2020 24 minutes ago, Mason Ramsey said: i’ve always thought hitting a player who’s head is closer to the ground than their fucking feet while mid air should be just as punishable as targeting. 15 yards and get tossed from the game. if he doesn’t get hit by the second guy on that play, he probably lands a bit awkwardly but not THAT bad. I've seen it called before. Quote
Mason Ramsey 3535 Posted September 27, 2020 It wasn’t head or neck contact though. It’s the perfect opportunity to jar the ball loose with a shot like that. If you don’t want to risk it then don’t try to hurdle people.that’s fair enough, but I see it as a defenseless player. just as bad as hitting someone in the side and calling it a blindside, he’s defenseless in the air, with his body turned 180 degrees and zero feet established on the ground. if that’s not a defenseless player, i don’t know what is. Quote
Helobious 10096 Posted September 27, 2020 That’s true. Either way I hope he’s learned to never try that again. He almost got Johnny Knox’d. 1 Quote
Funk Doctor Spock 13776 Posted September 27, 2020 I was scared af to click on this update. I half expected it to say Bijan passed away or some shit. That was brutal to watch. Quote
Pato del Muerto 55128 Posted September 27, 2020 13 hours ago, Michael Knight said: that looked scary as fuck when it happened After he landed, I got pissed at brando and Tillman for ignoring it to yammer about the ball being loose. I think it took a replay before they even acknowledged it as scary. 1 Quote
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