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    Atticus

    Posted (edited)

    Bijan's biggest issue was his lack of patience. Once he slows down a bit, he'll do well.

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    Mason Ramsey

    Posted

    lol, y'all idiots are playing checkers while @Sydney Cartoon is playing Mensa. He's dedicated to the march to 1000 on every thread. 200 IQ plays

    Hank_Hill

    Posted

    We declare Bijan a bust yet?

    Coelenterate Fuccboi

    Posted

    49 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

    We declare Bijan a bust yet?

    He busted in your mom.

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    NorLa Horns

    Posted

    7 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

    Show your work or fix your english, dipshit. Because otherwise you suggested that texas legend Bryant Westbrook went to school at Georgia you dumb Motherfucker. 

    Fuck you dude. Going into any post being a massive tool is no way to go thru life. You misunderstood what was said because you wanted to misunderstand. Everyone else got it. 

    So here's the test. Everybody else understood. Except for you. So who is the ignorant mother fucker. 

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    Coelenterate Fuccboi

    Posted

    5 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

    So, back to Ringo’s mom...

    I wish.

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    NorLa Horns

    Posted

    4 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

    So, back to Ringo’s mom...

    Yeah. Her son taking that bag of cash gave her cancer. Let that be a lesson. SECx3 is carcinogenic 

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    Bigbend1812

    Posted

    1 minute ago, NorLa Horns said:

    Yeah. Her son taking that bag of cash gave her cancer. Let that be a lesson. SECx3 is carcinogenic 

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    futureman

    Posted

    4 hours ago, Casual Encounter said:

    He busted in your mom.

    that was gary johnson. 

    Coelenterate Fuccboi

    Posted

    3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

    Man. Last night was fun for a guy with a 3 year old who got to get shithammered and drink till 3 am. 
     

    @NorLa Horns Sorry man. Just complete asshole buffoonery on my part. I’d try to explain what I was thinking but in the light of day I can’t even make an educated guess. Just straight up drunk fuckfacery by me. 
     

     

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    SydneyCarton

    Posted

    1 minute ago, Casual Encounter said:

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    This feels accurate. But man I got to let loose for the first time in 6 or so months. 2 am watching Return of the Jedi felt wonderfully satisfying. But yeah that pic probably going to also illustrate the rest of my Sunday too. 

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    Newy25

    Posted

    24 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

    Man. Last night was fun for a guy with a 3 year old who got to get shithammered and drink till 3 am. 
     

    @NorLa Horns Sorry man. Just complete asshole buffoonery on my part. I’d try to explain what I was thinking but in the light of day I can’t even make an educated guess. Just straight up drunk fuckfacery by me. 
     

     


    I did not know this was behavior we had to apologize for. I’ve had several of those incidents and I thought the appropriate response was to hide from the board in shame for a few days and not read comments on my posts. 

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    Burt Macklin

    Posted

    45 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

    Man. Last night was fun for a guy with a 3 year old who got to get shithammered and drink till 3 am. 
     

    @NorLa Horns Sorry man. Just complete asshole buffoonery on my part. I’d try to explain what I was thinking but in the light of day I can’t even make an educated guess. Just straight up drunk fuckfacery by me. 
     

     

     

    3 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

    So your "3 year old who got to get shithammered" drank till 3 am??

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    I believe the proper response to SC’s post would be

    9 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

    Show your work or fix your english, dipshit. Because otherwise you suggested that your 3 year old got shithammered, you dumb Motherfucker. 

     

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    SydneyCarton

    Posted

    1 hour ago, Burt Macklin said:

     

    I believe the proper response to SC’s post would be

     

    And that’s fair 

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    NorLa Horns

    Posted

    3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

    Man. Last night was fun for a guy with a 3 year old who got to get shithammered and drink till 3 am. 
     

    @NorLa Horns Sorry man. Just complete asshole buffoonery on my part. I’d try to explain what I was thinking but in the light of day I can’t even make an educated guess. Just straight up drunk fuckfacery by me. 
     

     

    I'm speechless. 

     

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    SydneyCarton

    Posted

    56 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

    I'm speechless. 

     

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    Shit dude, I’ve teased you for years now. Don’t go with speechless. You can drag your nuts across my face way better than that. 

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    Lhorn

    Posted

    You can drag your nuts across my face way better than that. 

    That’s kinda how I would have expected an apology to sound on Surly.

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    stork642

    Posted

    6 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

    Man. Last night was fun for a guy with a 3 year old who got to get shithammered and drink till 3 am. 
     

    @NorLa Horns Sorry man. Just complete asshole buffoonery on my part. I’d try to explain what I was thinking but in the light of day I can’t even make an educated guess. Just straight up drunk fuckfacery by me. 
     

     

    Please tell me you didn’t forget the 3 year old at the bar.  That’s definitely the dad version of the walk of shame.  Nothing worse than that shitty look from the bartender and all he can say is...dude. We’ve all been there.  

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    NorLa Horns

    Posted

    2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

    Shit dude, I’ve teased you for years now. Don’t go with speechless. You can drag your nuts across my 

    I'm 1 drink in. Let me get wound up. We will revisit

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    NorLa Horns

    Posted

    11 hours ago, Casual Encounter said:

    He busted in your mom.

    mom did seem kinda.....gooey , when I hugged her today

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    LTtxfan

    Posted

    3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

    Shit dude, I’ve teased you for years now. Don’t go with speechless. You can drag your nuts across my face way better than that. 

    Awesome SC!!

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    JesusSweatDuck

    Posted

    5 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

    Shit dude, I’ve teased you for years now. Don’t go with speechless. You can drag your nuts across my face way better than that. 

    How's the hangover?

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    SydneyCarton

    Posted (edited)

    47 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

    How's the hangover?

    It ain’t great. I’ve been slow drinking all day and I’m pretty sure tomorrow is going to feel like MarkStanco trying to read Dickens. 

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    SydneyCarton

    Posted

    2 minutes ago, Chips O'Toole said:

    Having to make amends with Norla for being too drunk is rock fucking bottom, holy shit. 

    Sir everyone has dark days. 

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    jeevsie

    Posted

    Confused.  Is this where we post about liking the couple of flashes Bijan showed on Sat?

    Coelenterate Fuccboi

    Posted

    1 minute ago, jeevsie said:

    Confused.  Is this where we post about liking the couple of flashes Bijan showed on Sat?

    No. That’s on another site.

    Vertigo

    Posted (edited)

    14 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

    Sir everyone has dark days. 

    None darker than the day we all signed up for Surly.

     

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    Doc Reeves

    Posted

    40 minutes ago, jeevsie said:

    Confused.  Is this where we post about liking the couple of flashes Bijan showed on Sat?


    it was said earlier that it seemed he rushed things a little bit at the line. Understandable when it’s your first college game and youre just excited/nervous. 
    They got a pass out to him in space and after that imo he was able to settle in.

    texifornia

    Posted (edited)

    He is somehow alive?

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    Burt Macklin

    Posted

    37 minutes ago, texifornia said:

    He is somehow alive?

    I absolutely thought his career was over when that happened, but then the stretchers never came on the field. He’s lucky. 

    tantric superman

    Posted

    Yeah, I kind of grabbed my neck and kind of screeched, which got the whole house laughing .

    Bevo14

    Posted

    52 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

    that looked scary as fuck when it happened

    This. Dudes seem to be getting more aggressive with their hurdles over time.

    Hank_Hill

    Posted

    In my very limited medical opinion, think we’re going to see some lingering effects of that for the next few weeks i.e. Bijan isn’t going to be featured or if he is will look a little different. You don’t just walk out of that without your body saying holy fuck for a bit.

    squeegeedegg

    Posted

    That's one of the best full-reverse shrimps I've ever seen. 

    Rholl

    Posted

    Im pretty sure that had to be the ghost of Bijan that we saw get up and run off the field.....

    Mason Ramsey

    Posted

    i’ve always thought hitting a player who’s head is closer to the ground than their fucking feet while mid air should be just as punishable as targeting. 15 yards and get tossed from the game. if he doesn’t get hit by the second guy on that play, he probably lands a bit awkwardly but not THAT bad.

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    Wild Bill

    Posted

    52 minutes ago, Rholl said:

    Im pretty sure that had to be the ghost of Bijan that we saw get up and run off the field.....

    What i was thinking of too when it happened. That would have killed a normal man.

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    Helobious

    Posted

    20 minutes ago, Mason Ramsey said:

    i’ve always thought hitting a player who’s head is closer to the ground than their fucking feet while mid air should be just as punishable as targeting. 15 yards and get tossed from the game. if he doesn’t get hit by the second guy on that play, he probably lands a bit awkwardly but not THAT bad.

    It wasn’t head or neck contact though. It’s the perfect opportunity to jar the ball loose with a shot like that. If you don’t want to risk it then don’t try to hurdle people.

    cafe society

    Posted

    24 minutes ago, Mason Ramsey said:

    i’ve always thought hitting a player who’s head is closer to the ground than their fucking feet while mid air should be just as punishable as targeting. 15 yards and get tossed from the game. if he doesn’t get hit by the second guy on that play, he probably lands a bit awkwardly but not THAT bad.

    I've seen it called before.

     

    Mason Ramsey

    Posted

    It wasn’t head or neck contact though. It’s the perfect opportunity to jar the ball loose with a shot like that. If you don’t want to risk it then don’t try to hurdle people.

    that’s fair enough, but I see it as a defenseless player. just as bad as hitting someone in the side and calling it a blindside, he’s defenseless in the air, with his body turned 180 degrees and zero feet established on the ground. if that’s not a defenseless player, i don’t know what is.
    Helobious

    Posted

    That’s true. Either way I hope he’s learned to never try that again. He almost got Johnny Knox’d.

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    Funk Doctor Spock

    Posted

    I was scared af to click on this update. I half expected it to say Bijan passed away or some shit. That was brutal to watch. 

    Pato del Muerto

    Posted

    13 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

    that looked scary as fuck when it happened

    After he landed, I got pissed at brando and Tillman for ignoring it to yammer about the ball being loose. I think it took a replay before they even acknowledged it as scary. 

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