2020 OT Jaylen Garth

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1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Awesome. Great news to wake up to.

Scrong.

4 hours ago, USMCHorn said:

They love to tie their fandom to politics and it’s fucking hilarious.

Yep.  We try to keep it contained to the Cloak Room PRECISELY because there is such a wide range of political views among our alumni and fan base.

5 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

My favorite part of that was "Liucci doesn't move guys up and down on whim with no basis at all."

The elephant-in-the-room corollary: if Looch wasn't moving the kid *DOWN* while 247 was moving him up, there are only 2 explanations.  Either 247 was moving the kid up to CATCH UP TO the great and powerful Looch, OR, Looch was OFF on his #11 assessment.

So which is it aggy?  Lazy looch? or Incompetent looch?

Because if he "doesn't stroke him off on a whim", he is either lazy or incompetent.

10 hours ago, RabidM said:

https://www.hudl.com/video/3/7472107/5c0886cd9a9bf2119c4cf4e8

Dude should work at ihop...

10 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

I need MORE!!!

 

Preferably more of Flexbone and his hot takes. He has the makings of a new daddy98 without the aggy identifier (which is unfortunate because we have to assume he's surly or even worse, one of those tshirt fans.)

Wide base, seals the edge and doesn't require an additional blocker to handle a defender. Just what you want in a right tackle. Give him 20-25 more pounds and he will be a true mauler. Good pick up. Just needs to work on his hands a bit to keep defenders off him.

Careful, might pull a hammy

Is that Nick Cage or Andy Kaufman?

28 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Is that Nick Cage or Andy Kaufman?

Cage. I think. 

11 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

The elephant-in-the-room corollary: if Looch wasn't moving the kid *DOWN* while 247 was moving him up, there are only 2 explanations.  Either 247 was moving the kid up to CATCH UP TO the great and powerful Looch, OR, Looch was OFF on his #11 assessment.

So which is it aggy?  Lazy looch? or Incompetent looch?

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The elephant-in-the-room corollary: if Looch wasn't moving the kid *DOWN* while 247 was moving him up, there are only 2 explanations.  Either 247 was moving the kid up to CATCH UP TO the great and powerful Looch, OR, Looch was OFF on his #11 assessment.
So which is it aggy?  Lazy looch? or Incompetent looch?
Because if he "doesn't stroke him off on a whim", he is either lazy or incompetent.

Or too busy gobbling cock to do it.

thats a big dude,  thank you so much aggy for backing off this one and letting us have the left overs  /s

2 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

Is that Nick Cage or Andy Kaufman?

Nick Cage

Cage. I think. 

I think some old conspiracy theories now make sense. You show me a picture of Cage and Kaufman together.

56 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I think some old conspiracy theories now make sense. You show me a picture of Cage and Kaufman together.

Conspiracy theories?  This was :based on a true story":

Nice addition to the class.  Party on.

Has aggy claimed he is just trolling the sips and is gonna enroll early,  then flip before signing day? 

ACL and lateral meniscus tear for Garth, and possibly more. He's out for the season.

Damn. Get well, kid. Good thing we're in a position to allow him to redshirt and make a full recovery (hopefully). 

14 minutes ago, Machinator said:

ACL and lateral meniscus tear for Garth, and possibly more. He's out for the season.

Well, that's a drag. Get well, Jaylen. 

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Damn. Get well, kid. Good thing we're in a position to allow him to redshirt and make a full recovery (hopefully). 

Yeah with the way our OL room is now it'd probably be his RS Soph year before he saw the field so he's got nearly 3 years of recovery time.  Hopefully he's good to go in the 2021 winter offseason.

4 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Yeah with the way our OL room is now it'd probably be his RS Soph year before he saw the field so he's got nearly 3 years of recovery time.  Hopefully he's good to go in the 2021 winter offseason.

Terrible news for the young man. Isn't he scheduled to be an early enrollee?

15 minutes ago, Sabalo said:

Terrible news for the young man. Isn't he scheduled to be an early enrollee?

Don't think so

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

ACL and lateral meniscus tear for Garth, and possibly more. He's out for the season.

You mean to tell me Herman's rough practices reach the high school level? Damn...

Damn probably will need two years to fully recover from this. 

27 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Damn probably will need two years to fully recover from this. 

Hello Captain Pessimism

On 8/24/2019 at 5:39 PM, Elmer_Fudd said:

Yeah with the way our OL room is now it'd probably be his RS Soph year before he saw the field so he's got nearly 3 years of recovery time.  Hopefully he's good to go in the 2021 winter offseason.

Yup.

21 hours ago, XOVERX said:

Yup.

Hmm. You’re actually close enough to be crowdsourced. 

I see I have sicced the surley wolfpack on myself.

Look boys, as much as we all would love to see Jaylen Garth make a swift and thorough recovery, Elmer Fudd is most likely correct.

To remind the hater wolfpack, Garth tweaked his knee first back in 2018, missing some games.

Then, this year, back in August, Garth tweaked it again, and he missed games early this year, too, as I recall.

Now ... this. This time we're not talking tweak.

Hopefully, Garth's knee is rebuilt and it heals so doggone quickly he starts the opener and for four straight years thereafter.

But the probabilities suggest otherwise. The probabilities suggest RR&R, and get him ready for 2021 - which isn't a bad thing.

I don't understand why my earlier comment has generated such universal derision and hatred.

I've been posting in Texas boards since Al Gore invented the internet, I think I'm okay at it, and I think the naysayers ought to undo their ... imprecise voting, lol.

Edited December 1, 2019 by XOVERX

9 minutes ago, XOVERX said:

I see I have sicced the surley wolfpack on myself.

Look boys, as much as we all would love to see Jaylen Garth make a swift and thorough recovery, Elmer Fudd is most likely correct.

To remind the hater wolfpack, Garth tweaked his knee first back in 2018, missing some games.

Then, this year, back in August, Garth tweaked it again, and he missed games early this year, too, as I recall.

Now ... this. This time we're not talking tweak.

Hopefully, Garth's knee is rebuilt and it heals so doggone quickly he starts the opener and for four straight years thereafter.

But the probabilities suggest otherwise. The probabilities suggest RR&R, and get him ready for 2021 - which isn't a bad thing.

I don't understand why my earlier comment has generated such universal derision and hatred.

I've been posting in Texas boards since Al Gore invented the internet, I think I'm okay at it, and I think the naysayers ought to undo their ... imprecise voting, lol.

For a guy with such self proclaimed experience posting on texas boards, you’d think you’d fucking be better at it. You bumped a dead thread with no news and just a snarky takedown of a recruits ability to recover from injury. If you’re shocked you got negged then you’re even more clueless than your posting alone indicates. 

10 minutes ago, XOVERX said:

I see I have sicced the surley wolfpack on myself.

Look boys, as much as we all would love to see Jaylen Garth make a swift and thorough recovery, Elmer Fudd is most likely correct.

To remind the hater wolfpack, Garth tweaked his knee first back in 2018, missing some games.

Then, this year, back in August, Garth tweaked it again, and he missed games early this year, too, as I recall.

Now ... this. This time we're not talking tweak.

Hopefully, Garth's knee is rebuilt and it heals so doggone quickly he starts the opener and for four straight years thereafter.

But the probabilities suggest otherwise. The probabilities suggest RR&R, and get him ready for 2021 - which isn't a bad thing.

I don't understand why my earlier comment has generated such universal derision and hatred.

I've been posting in Texas boards since Al Gore invented the internet, I think I'm okay at it, and I think the naysayers ought to undo their ... imprecise voting, lol.

If you've been posting that long, you should know that bumping a thread a full 3 months since the last post for a 3 letter word will be frowned upon. Add to that that everyone is on edge given our poor performance and that is why you have been declared an object of wrath.

Incorrect, boys.

When I first posted, the thread was already at the top.

It was already bumped. Check out the dates and times.

On 8/24/2019 at 8:11 PM, texifornia said:

Hello Captain Pessimism

 

On 11/30/2019 at 11:03 AM, XOVERX said:

Yup.

Post before yours is 8/24. Next post is yours on 11/30.

11 minutes ago, XOVERX said:

Incorrect, boys.

When I first posted, the thread was already at the top.

It was already bumped. Check out the dates and times.

So you’re an illiterate non-functional retard. Well that explains everything. 

On 12/1/2019 at 10:16 AM, XOVERX said:

I see I have sicced the surley wolfpack on myself.

Look boys, as much as we all would love to see Jaylen Garth make a swift and thorough recovery, Elmer Fudd is most likely correct.

To remind the hater wolfpack, Garth tweaked his knee first back in 2018, missing some games.

Then, this year, back in August, Garth tweaked it again, and he missed games early this year, too, as I recall.

Now ... this. This time we're not talking tweak.

Hopefully, Garth's knee is rebuilt and it heals so doggone quickly he starts the opener and for four straight years thereafter.

But the probabilities suggest otherwise. The probabilities suggest RR&R, and get him ready for 2021 - which isn't a bad thing.

I don't understand why my earlier comment has generated such universal derision and hatred.

I've been posting in Texas boards since Al Gore invented the internet, I think I'm okay at it, and I think the naysayers ought to undo their ... imprecise voting, lol.

This is working well.

I'd like to help you, dude. But. You know. Sayonara.

 

Edited December 18, 2019 by texifornia

 

6 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

Not a surprise. UH would be a good landing spot for him.

9 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

That injury just crushed him. Too bad.

Why enter the portal now? What is the cutoff date to get the pancake money?

8 minutes ago, Sabalo said:

Why enter the portal now? What is the cutoff date to get the pancake money?

Here's footage of Garth asking for his pancake money, and Sark's answer.

Party off. 

25 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

Here's footage of Garth asking for his pancake money, and Sark's answer.

Well, is Sark the CFO?

I would think that there is some fine print that most of us don’t know about. 

I wish him nothing but the best in life and his future.

1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

I wish him nothing but the best in life and his future.

You’re not just Leanderman, you’re Niceman.

8 hours ago, Hornlover said:

Here's footage of Garth asking for his pancake money, and Sark's answer.

He has a signed and accepted contract from Horns with Heart…their deals are structured monthly

Edited August 24, 2022 by RGBIII