How to Buy a 5-Star Recruit: The Demond Demas Saga

2 hours ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

I’ll give aggy fans credit when it’s due:  all the comments on the articles are pretty much in agreement that they want him to gtfo. No one is apologizing for him.  
we’ll see what they say about jimbo and dameyune if it comes out they tried to cover it up.

I don't know one dumbass kept trying to say it was ok if the woman laid her hand son him first....and even defended Joe Mixon so...

 

On 3/4/2022 at 10:58 AM, Rudiger said:

Whelp, looks like I’d get you struck for cause. 

Whelp, so was Demas

4 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

He gone.  No production, and the fuckers are buying similar talent players now who haven't been caught beating women yet.  Adios pussy.

Terrible ROI for aggy on this kid.  Think of all the payments to the footwork King guy and the aggy Tomball coach housing him, etc.  Didn't they build footwork training facilities?

1 hour ago, Scholz said:

Terrible ROI for aggy on this kid.  Think of all the payments to the footwork King guy and the aggy Tomball coach housing him, etc.  Didn't they build footwork training facilities?

Stupid Sip.
Next you’re going to tell me that coddling a person with talent hurts them whilst challenging them makes them improve. 

14 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Somebody please C&P the Chronicle shit.

10 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Somebody please C&P the Chronicle shit.

Someone showed me this last week and it seems to work at chron.com: https://12ft.io/

13 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Someone showed me this last week and it seems to work at chron.com: https://12ft.io/

Thanks...that actually works surprisingly.  

1 hour ago, Tree Fidy said:

Thanks...that actually works surprisingly.  

Dammit, didn't for me 😞

On 3/9/2022 at 5:01 AM, LTtxfan said:

 

BOMC strikes again!

Spoiler

COLLEGE STATION — Demond Demas, the Texas A&M receiver arrested last week on a charge of assault, is the subject of an open investigation from an incident with another girlfriend.

Brianna Turk, a student at Prairie View and a girlfriend of Demas' since they attended Tomball High School, said Demas slapped her and choked her several times during a six-month period starting in the summer of 2020.

The Brazos County district attorney’s office declined to pursue charges at that time, citing a lack of overall evidence and a “she said/he said” circumstance, a law enforcement official said.

The case remains open with the university police department and a school investigation is ongoing under Title IX, a federal law that tries to curtail campus violence and sex-based discrimination at any school that receives money from the federal government. 

Houston attorney Tony Buzbee is representing Demas, and said he would not be able to comment on Turk’s claims because he was not aware of the details. 

Demas, one of the nation’s top high school recruits in the class of 2020, was arrested last week on a charge of assault from an incident the weekend of Feb. 26-27.

Turk, her voice shaking, spoke publicly for the first time about what happened to her in 2020.

“He started to choke me,” Turk said. “At that point I had to take my hands off my face, because I was trying to grab his hands to make him let me go. I told him, ‘I can’t breathe!’ He let go for a split second and I thought that was the end of it. But then he started choking me again, and I was screaming for him to get off me. 

“He eventually let me go, and when he did I crawled into the bathroom and started bawling.”

Turk reported Demas’s alleged multiple assaults to A&M police in November 2020.

A little more than a year ago Turk’s mother, Iesha Turk, tried reaching out to the A&M football program to discuss Demas’ alleged abuse of her daughter. She specifically tried contacting Dameyune Craig, who is Demas’s position coach.

Brianna said Craig had shown up to Demas’ apartment in November 2020 to visit with Demas about the receiver leaving an Aggies practice early and saying he intended to transfer because of lack of playing time.

After Craig left, Brianna said Demas abused her worse than before — including the choking and leaving her with a scratched, bloody leg and a black eye.

“No one ever reached out (from A&M football), and I had sent them a picture of her (bruised) face,” Iesha said. “I have never heard back from anyone from the football staff.”
 
An A&M official said after the arrest that coach Jimbo Fisher “is prohibited from getting involved until the school’s Title IX office directs him to” — why there was no reply from the coaching staff to the mother of the earlier alleged victim.

“Our Title IX office handles all of that, but you don’t ever want guys to make mistakes,” Fisher said last week when asked about Demas’ arrest. “You don’t ever want guys to make those mistakes — not for themselves but for the other people they make those mistakes to.  

“We won’t ever condone that and you don’t ever condone that, but our Title IX office handles that and it’s out of our hands.”

Demas had been suspended from A&M a couple of weeks ago because he was not attending class. The suspension was unrelated to the assault cases, an official said. 

Brianna met Demas through a mutual friend at Tomball High, where they were both students, in January 2019 and they began dating a month later.

“I just liked his personality, and we hit it off as soon as we met,” Brianna said. “There was little stuff (early on) that he would blow out of proportion or blow up at me about. There was one particular incident in our school cafeteria in front of our friends when he was yelling and cussing at me.” 

Brianna said she mostly ignored the early signs. 

“I just didn’t see it the way everybody else saw it,” she said. “I thought, ‘Oh, he’s just mad right now … he’ll get over it. He just acts this way sometimes.’ A lot of people around me were telling me it would turn into a bad situation, but I didn’t see the signs.” 

She said Demas hitting her did not start until they had been dating for more than a year — and the hitting started with pops to her mouth.

“The very first time I remember him slapping me in the mouth was upstairs in the movie room of his aunt’s house,” Brianna said. “I said something ‘smart’ to him, and he doesn’t like it when I talk smart to him, and he just popped me in the mouth for it. I thought, ‘Where did that even come from?’ I was in shock. 

“I told him, ‘You can’t do stuff like that because my parents have always told me little stuff turns into full-on abuse.’ He said, ‘You know I’d never really put my hands on you, right?’”

Brianna recalled another time trying to style Demas’ hair at his apartment in College Station.

“I said to him, ‘Can you just turn your head so I can finish doing your hair?’” Brianna said. “I said it in a tone that he didn’t like, and he just stared dead at me, and I already knew he was going to pop me in the mouth — I just knew it was coming. 

“But this time he full-on slapped me across my face, and so hard it turned my face to the other side. I just sat there and cried and he apologized and said he was sorry and that he would never do it again.”
 
In November 2020, Brianna finally told her parents, Iesha and Brandon Turk, about the ongoing abuse and as she had been trying to put makeup on over the resulting black eye.

“I cried to Demond about wanting to tell my mom, because I tell her everything and this was the (worst) thing that had ever happened to me, and I couldn’t even tell her,” Brianna said, her voice trembling. “He said I couldn’t tell anybody because he didn’t want to ‘lose everything.’ His aunt is a trauma therapist, and I told him she wouldn’t say anything to anybody about her nephew, and I could get the help I needed. 

“But he said, ‘No, she’ll be mad at me! You can’t say anything.’”

When Brianna finally told her parents, Iesha, who is a medical data specialist, insisted that Brianna file a report with College Station police. But Demas’s apartment complex is on A&M property, and so she had to go to university police to file a report, because it fell under their jurisdiction.  

“At the time I wasn’t so forthcoming, I just didn’t want to deal with it,” Brianna said. “I didn’t want to press charges … I was going through a lot and didn’t want anybody to know about it at the time — I just needed time.

“And Demond had been telling me that football is all he has, and if I went through with it he was going to lose everything. I didn’t know what to do.”

Added Iesha: “I had to force her (to go the police) because she was trying to protect Demond so much. I had to back off, and let her do it in her own time. She eventually came around.”

Brianna said she wanted her name made public to try and help others who are perhaps dealing with similar issues. Last August she received a phone call from a young woman she did not know but knew of — Demas’s latest girlfriend, with her own growing concerns about the football star. 

“I told her about my black eye and she told me at that time, ‘All he’s done is mush me in my face,’” Brianna said. “I told her that’s how it started off with me and him, that it gets progressively worse, and he’ll keep taking it further. I remember her telling me, ‘I’m sorry that happened to you — that should have never happened to you.’

“And that’s where our conversation left off. It was just like when people had tried to warn me about him. Until it happens to you, you don’t think it will.” 

I wonder what the Karens in Tomball think about the aggy varsity football coach bringing this guy to their high school.

4 minutes ago, WBT said:

BOMC strikes again!

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COLLEGE STATION — Demond Demas, the Texas A&M receiver arrested last week on a charge of assault, is the subject of an open investigation from an incident with another girlfriend.

Brianna Turk, a student at Prairie View and a girlfriend of Demas' since they attended Tomball High School, said Demas slapped her and choked her several times during a six-month period starting in the summer of 2020.

The Brazos County district attorney’s office declined to pursue charges at that time, citing a lack of overall evidence and a “she said/he said” circumstance, a law enforcement official said.

The case remains open with the university police department and a school investigation is ongoing under Title IX, a federal law that tries to curtail campus violence and sex-based discrimination at any school that receives money from the federal government. 

Houston attorney Tony Buzbee is representing Demas, and said he would not be able to comment on Turk’s claims because he was not aware of the details. 

Demas, one of the nation’s top high school recruits in the class of 2020, was arrested last week on a charge of assault from an incident the weekend of Feb. 26-27.

Turk, her voice shaking, spoke publicly for the first time about what happened to her in 2020.

“He started to choke me,” Turk said. “At that point I had to take my hands off my face, because I was trying to grab his hands to make him let me go. I told him, ‘I can’t breathe!’ He let go for a split second and I thought that was the end of it. But then he started choking me again, and I was screaming for him to get off me. 

“He eventually let me go, and when he did I crawled into the bathroom and started bawling.”

Turk reported Demas’s alleged multiple assaults to A&M police in November 2020.

A little more than a year ago Turk’s mother, Iesha Turk, tried reaching out to the A&M football program to discuss Demas’ alleged abuse of her daughter. She specifically tried contacting Dameyune Craig, who is Demas’s position coach.

Brianna said Craig had shown up to Demas’ apartment in November 2020 to visit with Demas about the receiver leaving an Aggies practice early and saying he intended to transfer because of lack of playing time.

After Craig left, Brianna said Demas abused her worse than before — including the choking and leaving her with a scratched, bloody leg and a black eye.

“No one ever reached out (from A&M football), and I had sent them a picture of her (bruised) face,” Iesha said. “I have never heard back from anyone from the football staff.”
 
An A&M official said after the arrest that coach Jimbo Fisher “is prohibited from getting involved until the school’s Title IX office directs him to” — why there was no reply from the coaching staff to the mother of the earlier alleged victim.

“Our Title IX office handles all of that, but you don’t ever want guys to make mistakes,” Fisher said last week when asked about Demas’ arrest. “You don’t ever want guys to make those mistakes — not for themselves but for the other people they make those mistakes to.  

“We won’t ever condone that and you don’t ever condone that, but our Title IX office handles that and it’s out of our hands.”

Demas had been suspended from A&M a couple of weeks ago because he was not attending class. The suspension was unrelated to the assault cases, an official said. 

Brianna met Demas through a mutual friend at Tomball High, where they were both students, in January 2019 and they began dating a month later.

“I just liked his personality, and we hit it off as soon as we met,” Brianna said. “There was little stuff (early on) that he would blow out of proportion or blow up at me about. There was one particular incident in our school cafeteria in front of our friends when he was yelling and cussing at me.” 

Brianna said she mostly ignored the early signs. 

“I just didn’t see it the way everybody else saw it,” she said. “I thought, ‘Oh, he’s just mad right now … he’ll get over it. He just acts this way sometimes.’ A lot of people around me were telling me it would turn into a bad situation, but I didn’t see the signs.” 

She said Demas hitting her did not start until they had been dating for more than a year — and the hitting started with pops to her mouth.

“The very first time I remember him slapping me in the mouth was upstairs in the movie room of his aunt’s house,” Brianna said. “I said something ‘smart’ to him, and he doesn’t like it when I talk smart to him, and he just popped me in the mouth for it. I thought, ‘Where did that even come from?’ I was in shock. 

“I told him, ‘You can’t do stuff like that because my parents have always told me little stuff turns into full-on abuse.’ He said, ‘You know I’d never really put my hands on you, right?’”

Brianna recalled another time trying to style Demas’ hair at his apartment in College Station.

“I said to him, ‘Can you just turn your head so I can finish doing your hair?’” Brianna said. “I said it in a tone that he didn’t like, and he just stared dead at me, and I already knew he was going to pop me in the mouth — I just knew it was coming. 

“But this time he full-on slapped me across my face, and so hard it turned my face to the other side. I just sat there and cried and he apologized and said he was sorry and that he would never do it again.”
 
In November 2020, Brianna finally told her parents, Iesha and Brandon Turk, about the ongoing abuse and as she had been trying to put makeup on over the resulting black eye.

“I cried to Demond about wanting to tell my mom, because I tell her everything and this was the (worst) thing that had ever happened to me, and I couldn’t even tell her,” Brianna said, her voice trembling. “He said I couldn’t tell anybody because he didn’t want to ‘lose everything.’ His aunt is a trauma therapist, and I told him she wouldn’t say anything to anybody about her nephew, and I could get the help I needed. 

“But he said, ‘No, she’ll be mad at me! You can’t say anything.’”

When Brianna finally told her parents, Iesha, who is a medical data specialist, insisted that Brianna file a report with College Station police. But Demas’s apartment complex is on A&M property, and so she had to go to university police to file a report, because it fell under their jurisdiction.  

“At the time I wasn’t so forthcoming, I just didn’t want to deal with it,” Brianna said. “I didn’t want to press charges … I was going through a lot and didn’t want anybody to know about it at the time — I just needed time.

“And Demond had been telling me that football is all he has, and if I went through with it he was going to lose everything. I didn’t know what to do.”

Added Iesha: “I had to force her (to go the police) because she was trying to protect Demond so much. I had to back off, and let her do it in her own time. She eventually came around.”

Brianna said she wanted her name made public to try and help others who are perhaps dealing with similar issues. Last August she received a phone call from a young woman she did not know but knew of — Demas’s latest girlfriend, with her own growing concerns about the football star. 

“I told her about my black eye and she told me at that time, ‘All he’s done is mush me in my face,’” Brianna said. “I told her that’s how it started off with me and him, that it gets progressively worse, and he’ll keep taking it further. I remember her telling me, ‘I’m sorry that happened to you — that should have never happened to you.’

“And that’s where our conversation left off. It was just like when people had tried to warn me about him. Until it happens to you, you don’t think it will.” 

I wonder what the Karens in Tomball think about the aggy varsity football coach bringing this guy to their high school.

So he's basically an asshole who is a failure at his job and takes out his impotence on any woman willing to stick around him.  So basically, an Aggy.

 

Advantage ou.  They can now tell recruits that when their players beat women they get away with it.  

Edited March 10, 2022 by RollLeft

1 hour ago, WBT said:

BOMC strikes again!

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COLLEGE STATION — Demond Demas, the Texas A&M receiver arrested last week on a charge of assault, is the subject of an open investigation from an incident with another girlfriend.

Brianna Turk, a student at Prairie View and a girlfriend of Demas' since they attended Tomball High School, said Demas slapped her and choked her several times during a six-month period starting in the summer of 2020.

The Brazos County district attorney’s office declined to pursue charges at that time, citing a lack of overall evidence and a “she said/he said” circumstance, a law enforcement official said.

The case remains open with the university police department and a school investigation is ongoing under Title IX, a federal law that tries to curtail campus violence and sex-based discrimination at any school that receives money from the federal government. 

Houston attorney Tony Buzbee is representing Demas, and said he would not be able to comment on Turk’s claims because he was not aware of the details. 

Demas, one of the nation’s top high school recruits in the class of 2020, was arrested last week on a charge of assault from an incident the weekend of Feb. 26-27.

Turk, her voice shaking, spoke publicly for the first time about what happened to her in 2020.

“He started to choke me,” Turk said. “At that point I had to take my hands off my face, because I was trying to grab his hands to make him let me go. I told him, ‘I can’t breathe!’ He let go for a split second and I thought that was the end of it. But then he started choking me again, and I was screaming for him to get off me. 

“He eventually let me go, and when he did I crawled into the bathroom and started bawling.”

Turk reported Demas’s alleged multiple assaults to A&M police in November 2020.

A little more than a year ago Turk’s mother, Iesha Turk, tried reaching out to the A&M football program to discuss Demas’ alleged abuse of her daughter. She specifically tried contacting Dameyune Craig, who is Demas’s position coach.

Brianna said Craig had shown up to Demas’ apartment in November 2020 to visit with Demas about the receiver leaving an Aggies practice early and saying he intended to transfer because of lack of playing time.

After Craig left, Brianna said Demas abused her worse than before — including the choking and leaving her with a scratched, bloody leg and a black eye.

“No one ever reached out (from A&M football), and I had sent them a picture of her (bruised) face,” Iesha said. “I have never heard back from anyone from the football staff.”
 
An A&M official said after the arrest that coach Jimbo Fisher “is prohibited from getting involved until the school’s Title IX office directs him to” — why there was no reply from the coaching staff to the mother of the earlier alleged victim.

“Our Title IX office handles all of that, but you don’t ever want guys to make mistakes,” Fisher said last week when asked about Demas’ arrest. “You don’t ever want guys to make those mistakes — not for themselves but for the other people they make those mistakes to.  

“We won’t ever condone that and you don’t ever condone that, but our Title IX office handles that and it’s out of our hands.”

Demas had been suspended from A&M a couple of weeks ago because he was not attending class. The suspension was unrelated to the assault cases, an official said. 

Brianna met Demas through a mutual friend at Tomball High, where they were both students, in January 2019 and they began dating a month later.

“I just liked his personality, and we hit it off as soon as we met,” Brianna said. “There was little stuff (early on) that he would blow out of proportion or blow up at me about. There was one particular incident in our school cafeteria in front of our friends when he was yelling and cussing at me.” 

Brianna said she mostly ignored the early signs. 

“I just didn’t see it the way everybody else saw it,” she said. “I thought, ‘Oh, he’s just mad right now … he’ll get over it. He just acts this way sometimes.’ A lot of people around me were telling me it would turn into a bad situation, but I didn’t see the signs.” 

She said Demas hitting her did not start until they had been dating for more than a year — and the hitting started with pops to her mouth.

“The very first time I remember him slapping me in the mouth was upstairs in the movie room of his aunt’s house,” Brianna said. “I said something ‘smart’ to him, and he doesn’t like it when I talk smart to him, and he just popped me in the mouth for it. I thought, ‘Where did that even come from?’ I was in shock. 

“I told him, ‘You can’t do stuff like that because my parents have always told me little stuff turns into full-on abuse.’ He said, ‘You know I’d never really put my hands on you, right?’”

Brianna recalled another time trying to style Demas’ hair at his apartment in College Station.

“I said to him, ‘Can you just turn your head so I can finish doing your hair?’” Brianna said. “I said it in a tone that he didn’t like, and he just stared dead at me, and I already knew he was going to pop me in the mouth — I just knew it was coming. 

“But this time he full-on slapped me across my face, and so hard it turned my face to the other side. I just sat there and cried and he apologized and said he was sorry and that he would never do it again.”
 
In November 2020, Brianna finally told her parents, Iesha and Brandon Turk, about the ongoing abuse and as she had been trying to put makeup on over the resulting black eye.

“I cried to Demond about wanting to tell my mom, because I tell her everything and this was the (worst) thing that had ever happened to me, and I couldn’t even tell her,” Brianna said, her voice trembling. “He said I couldn’t tell anybody because he didn’t want to ‘lose everything.’ His aunt is a trauma therapist, and I told him she wouldn’t say anything to anybody about her nephew, and I could get the help I needed. 

“But he said, ‘No, she’ll be mad at me! You can’t say anything.’”

When Brianna finally told her parents, Iesha, who is a medical data specialist, insisted that Brianna file a report with College Station police. But Demas’s apartment complex is on A&M property, and so she had to go to university police to file a report, because it fell under their jurisdiction.  

“At the time I wasn’t so forthcoming, I just didn’t want to deal with it,” Brianna said. “I didn’t want to press charges … I was going through a lot and didn’t want anybody to know about it at the time — I just needed time.

“And Demond had been telling me that football is all he has, and if I went through with it he was going to lose everything. I didn’t know what to do.”

Added Iesha: “I had to force her (to go the police) because she was trying to protect Demond so much. I had to back off, and let her do it in her own time. She eventually came around.”

Brianna said she wanted her name made public to try and help others who are perhaps dealing with similar issues. Last August she received a phone call from a young woman she did not know but knew of — Demas’s latest girlfriend, with her own growing concerns about the football star. 

“I told her about my black eye and she told me at that time, ‘All he’s done is mush me in my face,’” Brianna said. “I told her that’s how it started off with me and him, that it gets progressively worse, and he’ll keep taking it further. I remember her telling me, ‘I’m sorry that happened to you — that should have never happened to you.’

“And that’s where our conversation left off. It was just like when people had tried to warn me about him. Until it happens to you, you don’t think it will.” 

I wonder what the Karens in Tomball think about the aggy varsity football coach bringing this guy to their high school.

Good to know Jimbo doesn't condone beating the shit out of women.  

Actually what he doesn't condone is them tattling on his players. Then reporters and compliance people start coming around asking a bunch of questions and he doesn't want to put up with that shit

 

2 hours ago, WBT said:

Houston attorney Tony Buzbee is representing Demas

Hahhahhhahahhaaa

of course he is. 

43 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Good to know Jimbo doesn't condone beating the shit out of women.  

Actually what he doesn't condone is them tattling on his players. Then reporters and compliance people start coming around asking a bunch of questions and he doesn't want to put up with that shit

 

That’s outrageous., Jimbo respects women. 

Stupid sip, this is obviously just a girl and as we all know, the young ones have mouths on them./aggy

So if I read that right, aggy said the coaching staff can't get involved because of the arrest? Which they then use to explain away why nobody called BEFORE he was arrested? 

Seems like they are just covering for the potential cover-up.

Apparently, someone over there is just smart enough to know better than to trust Jimbo to properly handle his player's abuse of others.  They must have been educated elsewhere.

This thread has played out as expected. Can't wait for the Evan Stewart sequel.

1 hour ago, LW Goatman said:

This thread has played out as expected. Can't wait for the Evan Stewart sequel.

Except the Evan Stewart installment will be played out live on TikTok.

17 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

Except the Evan Stewart installment will be played out live on TikTok.

WORLDSTAR!

Jimbo is a POS

On 3/10/2022 at 1:17 PM, Doc Reeves said:

Hahhahhhahahhaaa

of course he is. 

In the early days of the DeShaun Watson debacle I was told Buzbee had hired a very zealous former ADA for cases involving torts against women -- she'd prosecuted sex crimes and domestic violence cases with special vigor. In the space of a week the Watson case falls apart and Buzbee signs up this budding young Ike Turner. I wonder what that lawyer thinks about her career choices now. Or maybe she's an Aggie in which case advantage Buzbee.

Daddy98 is BACK

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If he's legal why do you care? If Jimbo wants him.

Someone mentioned if it's right or wrong. Right or wrong, we aren't the judge. Is it criminal or not. Oh, we are going to judge that version of pos vs other measures?

My morality is quite high for what I judge myself on and sin. that doesn't mean I require for others or what others should or should not do nor what should allow them to play a game. You guys act like a football player is more prestigious than your plumber or Trash man. I am not saying D Demas is a great dude or made a mistake. I am saying if Jimbo wants to try to rehabilitate him, why would you care?

the only portion to me that matters for A&M is if Jimbo wants him or not? And if he's bad for the team. if he is, then 100% go. If jimbo feels he's not good, then yeah.

If Jimbo wants him and it doesn't harm our team in his opinion, then I want my HC who's a paid Mercenary to get his best squad if it's legal.

We have plenty of pos on our team. we have plenty of pos at our college in colleges of science, business, education, liberal arts, ag, etc.

You don't care if a engineer got arrested for assault on his girlfriend but you care if a football player. A Football player. Why? So you can brag to your sips and gaylor colleagues at the coffee table at work? Why Care? These guys aren't heroes. They are paid assassins. You take the collateral damage of Jason Bourne to have and make Jason Bourne until it becomes a liability. Now Demas might be that. But he's also a skinny sophomore that just about now you start seeing that super talent. I'd like to see it. and if you care about him personally and morality wise. No better way to correct him than to do it now while he's 19 in a place where he can succeed and rehabilitate some ideas that he was raised on that are flat crazy and terrible. YOu kick him off the team, you could very easily see him at TX So. until he's on the streets in a world of mess. Same thing Nick Saban said.

Are they legal to go to school? Do they help us on the gridiron? Can you invest in his character with resources he won't get outside? Absolutely

OJ is the biggest pos ever. He's a great football player. You think Buffalo bills and USC wish he didn't play for them? of course not. He didn't just become a pos with his ex and Goldman. He was always a pos. He just finally got caught. This isn't a marking and pr firm. This is a football team. You read the Cowboys the boys will be boys. You don't think Charles Haley, Mike Irvin, Leon Lett, Deion Sanders and many others weren't garbage besides what was reported in the book? Come on.

You just know more today of what players do because of Cell phone, internet, and media

 

My morality is quite high...

 

On 3/14/2022 at 9:43 PM, MaybeACoordinator said:

In the early days of the DeShaun Watson debacle I was told Buzbee had hired a very zealous former ADA for cases involving torts against women -- she'd prosecuted sex crimes and domestic violence cases with special vigor. In the space of a week the Watson case falls apart and Buzbee signs up this budding young Ike Turner. I wonder what that lawyer thinks about her career choices now. Or maybe she's an Aggie in which case advantage Buzbee.

Heh.  Last night at the local Elk's Lodge, one of Ike's ex-wives was fronting the band.   Jeanette Turner. 

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

Heh.  Last night at the local Elk's Lodge, one of Ike's ex-wives was fronting the band.   Jeanette Turner. 

 

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

Daddy98 is BACK

 

 

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

Heh.  Last night at the local Elk's Lodge, one of Ike's ex-wives was fronting the band.   Jeanette Turner. 

She was great in Northern Exposure.

"Daddy98 is BACK"

Back in his recliner, sitting in his underwear eating Cheetos and a diet Dr Pepper no doubt?

Terrible ROI for aggy on this kid.  Think of all the payments to the footwork King guy and the aggy Tomball coach housing him, etc.  Didn't they build footwork training facilities?

Don't care, recruiting victory over tee yew.

2 hours ago, ousux said:

On 3/9/2022 at 12:45 PM, Scholz said:

Terrible ROI for aggy on this kid.  Think of all the payments to the footwork King guy and the aggy Tomball coach housing him, etc.  Didn't they build footwork training facilities?

Don't care, recruiting victory over tee yew.

I anticipate more of these stories from this past recruiting class.

3 hours ago, Vertigo said:

 

If you guys have never watched the In Living Color skit with David Alan Grier as Ike Turner, countering the Tina Turner biopic “What’s Love Got To Do With It”, you are missing rare hilarity. If you’re not a millennial or gen z dipshit and have actual context, at least. 

9 hours ago, closetojumping said:

If you guys have never watched the In Living Color skit with David Alan Grier as Ike Turner, countering the Tina Turner biopic “What’s Love Got To Do With It”, you are missing rare hilarity. If you’re not a millennial or gen z dipshit and have actual context, at least. 

Millennials are touching 40, have middle/HS age kids, got arthritis and mortgages. We used to watch In Living Color religiously and re-enact scenes at school the next day

1 hour ago, FOXHOUND said:

Millennials are touching 40, have middle/HS age kids, got arthritis and mortgages. We used to watch In Living Color religiously and re-enact scenes at school the next day

🤔

This sounds like Gen Y.

EDIT: I see that they are interchangeable. 

Edited March 17, 2022 by Napoleon

2 hours ago, FOXHOUND said:

Millennials are touching 40, have middle/HS age kids, got arthritis and mortgages. We used to watch In Living Color religiously and re-enact scenes at school the next day

QFT. Fire Marshall Bill impersonations were always on tap for a good laugh in middle school 

Based on that chart I just made it to be a Gen X guy.. When I was in elementary we would do all the homey the clown skits during recess and in class. 

Maybe Dumba$$ should transfer to nebraska to be closer to baghag?

1 hour ago, Thiefery said:

Based on that chart I just made it to be a Gen X guy.. When I was in elementary we would do all the homey the clown skits during recess and in class. 

Damon Wayans as the homeless guy and handiman were gold. Jim Carey as Vera Demilo never failed to kill it either. 

1 hour ago, Thiefery said:

Based on that chart I just made it to be a Gen X guy.. When I was in elementary we would do all the homey the clown skits during recess and in class. 

I was in junior high at this time.

There were so many of us walking around campus hitting each other with wadded up socks that the principal addressed it over morning announcements.

Edited March 17, 2022 by horngrad03

Talking about In Living Color and not mentioning the Fly Girls!

That's gay.

Obligatory NTTIAWWT.

 

In Living Color?  I thought that was the rock group that won an award on the 1st (and last) annual rock and roll awards and said the white man stole rock and roll , and all their fans were racist. 

They strangely,  disappeared after that. 

I think that might have been a bad business move on their part. 

1 hour ago, Soliver465 said:

Talking about In Living Color and not mentioning the Fly Girls!

That's gay.

Obligatory NTTIAWWT.

No, men on films was gay. 
 

The Michael Jackson I guess I am black skit is a classic.


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1 hour ago, NOOBSDUDE said:

The Michael Jackson I guess I am black skit is a classic.


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Even Madonna won't have sex with me ..

“I can make a booger talk!” and “Wrote a song about it.  Wanna hear it?  Here it goes!” I still quote.

y'all ever heard/watched Uptown Comedy club in the 90's?  The yo momma battles were crazy

Gonna have to avoid this thread for a while