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  • How to Buy a 5-Star Recruit: The Demond Demas Saga

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    Condensing the great work done by @Neonmoon, @Burt Macklin, etc.

    Five-star WR and aggy commit Demond Demas wanted to transfer from North Forest High School to Tomball High School. He stated it was to better his living situation, and not for athletics (DESPITE his two younger brothers not making the move with him). There were rumors he had been living with Hunter Dunn's family in Tomball. 

    UIL denied the waiver. aggy blamed the evil sips. 

    North Forest head coach Terrell stated under oath that Demas was being shopped as a package deal with Dunn to schools like Ole Miss, Oklahoma State, and LSU.

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    Terrell also said he was notified by coaches at LSU, Mississippi and Oklahoma State that Whitfield was “shopping” Demas and Dunn as a “package” to prospective schools. Demas committed to A&M last September while at North Forest. Dunn has not picked a school.

    It turns out QB Hunter Dunn wants a better WR to make him look good so he can get an athletic scholarship

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    Demand wanted to be closer to Raaschad Whitfield aka Footwork King to get free training. 

    The head coach of Tomball high school is Kevin Flanigan. Turns out he went to aggy and his daughter works for them as a recruiting assistant. What a better place for A&M to make sure no other schools come calling with better offers than one with an A&M head coach. 

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    It also turns out, that Footwork King business is on property owned by the Dunn family 

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    Who owns Dunnco Properties II LTD

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    Look who else was promoting this...Texags

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    HenryJames
    45 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

    Outstanding. So, I'm still looking, but here's at least one potential lead - it looks like she runs an active business called "Galaxy Brand Management."

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    Was Galaxy Brain Management already taken?

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    campcrunk
    7 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

    Conveniently started right after Jimbo joined the Noles.

    I didn't catch that. I'll start looking in the Florida Secretary of State's Taxable Entity search later. Assuming Florida has one.

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    Longhornfan1024
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    10 minutes ago, texifornia said:

    So proud to be part of this

     

    He also referred to us as a Burnt Orange Mos Eisley Cantina.  That's . . . pretty spot on, actually.

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    Magus Ossis
    1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

    volleyballing

    I like this for a new addition to the Surly lexicon. Has one meaning when the subject is a Surl and an entirely different one when it is a recruit.

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    Neonmoon

    Karen speaks about James Foster and his family often. She speaks about talking to Marvin Wilson’s mother and going to games with them. She speaks about talking to various recruits and their families on group chats. I don’t think she is a bag man but she could be the intermediary between recruits families and other people. 

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    C-Man
    1 hour ago, Hornsfan91 said:

    Lol I know where you coming from. But I got this information today from a reliable person who was there during the UIL hearing. I was told that Demas’s mother even slapped him outside of the court for lying about her condition. He’s been telling people that she’s on drugs when in fact she has cancer.

    If true, that's fucking disgraceful

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    Radical Larry
    He also referred to us as a Burnt Orange Mos Eisley Cantina.  That's . . . pretty spot on, actually.


    I think we’re more like the spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
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    BurntOrangeCrush
    7 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

    I actually like the fact that aggy thinks we can just whip out our flagship cock and get one of their recruits ruled ineligible to play by the UIL.

    "Whip out our flagship cock"

    Well done sir!

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    MoJames

     

    55 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

    Karen speaks about James Foster and his family often. She speaks about talking to Marvin Wilson’s mother and going to games with them. She speaks about talking to various recruits and their families on group chats. I don’t think she is a bag man but she could be the intermediary between recruits families and other people. 

    I don't see any connection to the aggys on her fb.

    https://www.facebook.com/karen.d.johnson.353

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    Chopper

    Has someone on the surly demo team already taken care of configuring her home and car alarms to go off in the middle of the night, tv's to turn on and off randomly, set her refrigerator to defrost, and have her car set to randomly start and shut down? 

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    Cairn Horn88
    3 hours ago, campcrunk said:

    I've been going through some public records databases to see if I can dig up anything interesting on Mee Maw. However, given how common her name is, it's pretty slow going. Does anyone have any other information about her background, like prior last names, age, etc.? I kind of doubt it, but more info might help things along.

    You're single and recently broke up with your girlfriend.....am I right?

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    HornsOverIthaca
    10 minutes ago, Chopper said:

    Has someone on the surly demo team already taken care of configuring her home and car alarms to go off in the middle of the night, tv's to turn on and off randomly, set her refrigerator to defrost, and have her car set to randomly start and shut down? 

    Don’t forget the sprinklers.  Also set the microwave to default to a power level of 1.

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    LTtxfan
    3 hours ago, Hank Scorpio said:

    This is all going to end with Karen driving cross country wearing a diaper with a trunk full of body disposal equipment and then murdering Jimbo. 

    Was Karen also a former astronaut that flew aboard Space Shuttle Discovery??

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    campcrunk
    54 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

    You're single and recently broke up with your girlfriend.....am I right?

    Married for 15 years, but close enough. Either way, I'm not getting any these days.

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    TexasMan
    On 8/21/2019 at 10:01 AM, Skipper said:

    You don't think Herman knows how this shit works when he's constantly recruiting against Aggy/UGA,LSU, etc.?  Cmon man.....

    Just gonna repost these quotes from Looch's cry fest on the radio last night Friday:

     

    "In my personal opinion, I think Tom Herman is kind of a slimy dude. You're going to have to understand what kind of fight you're about to get in to, and to get in there and fight fire with fire with the guy. He's slimy, and you can quote me on that."

     

    "Some of these in-state recruiting battles are about to get pretty nasty, down and dirty, because I think that's what Tom Herman and his staff prefer to play."

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    Johnny Sack
    4 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

    Just gonna repost these quotes from Looch's cry fest on the radio last night Friday:

     

    "In my personal opinion, I think Tom Herman is kind of a slimy dude. You're going to have to understand what kind of fight you're about to get in to, and to get in there and fight fire with fire with the guy. He's slimy, and you can quote me on that."

     

    "Some of these in-state recruiting battles are about to get pretty nasty, down and dirty, because I think that's what Tom Herman and his staff prefer to play."

    I mean that’s so shocking Liucci.  Because you always spoke so highly about the character of Mack Brown and Charlie Strong.  

    Of course, that fucktard has Jackie Sherrill on the payroll and praises him as pure as the driven snow.  

    What a loser.  Liucci is worse than Ketchum but unlike us, Ags worship him.  

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    conVINCEd
    3 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

    Just gonna repost these quotes from Looch's cry fest on the radio last night Friday:

     

    "In my personal opinion, I think Tom Herman is kind of a slimy dude. You're going to have to understand what kind of fight you're about to get in to, and to get in there and fight fire with fire with the guy. He's slimy, and you can quote me on that."

     

    "Some of these in-state recruiting battles are about to get pretty nasty, down and dirty, because I think that's what Tom Herman and his staff prefer to play."

    Not to go CR on the recruiting forum, but is it slimy to bring it to the attention of a young African-American athlete that yell practice is basically a Klan rally?

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    Post Oak
    50 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

    Just gonna repost these quotes from Looch's cry fest on the radio last night Friday:

     

    "In my personal opinion, I think Tom Herman is kind of a slimy dude. You're going to have to understand what kind of fight you're about to get in to, and to get in there and fight fire with fire with the guy. He's slimy, and you can quote me on that."

     

    "Some of these in-state recruiting battles are about to get pretty nasty, down and dirty, because I think that's what Tom Herman and his staff prefer to play."

    I hope so.  

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    Wishbone
    2 hours ago, TexasMan said:

    Just gonna repost these quotes from Looch's cry fest on the radio last night Friday:

     

    "In my personal opinion, I think Tom Herman is kind of a slimy dude. You're going to have to understand what kind of fight you're about to get in to, and to get in there and fight fire with fire with the guy. He's slimy, and you can quote me on that."

     

    "Some of these in-state recruiting battles are about to get pretty nasty, down and dirty, because I think that's what Tom Herman and his staff prefer to play."

    Every time that nozzle opens his mouth, the value of a degree from sheep land takes a hit.

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    Post Oak
    6 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

    There's a Karen S. Johnson, MD who specializes in breast imagery at Duke Medical. Pretty sure that's not her. I just like saying "breast imagery".

    Same

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    Magus Ossis
    5 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

    There's a Karen S. Johnson, MD who specializes in breast imagery at Duke Medical. Pretty sure that's not her. I just like saying "breast imagery".

    Bear in mind that most of those breasts are at least 50 years old. And/or cancerous. And the images show no skin.

     

    Carry on.

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    hookem48
    26 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

    Bear in mind that most of those breasts are at least 50 years old. And/or cancerous. And the images show no skin.

     

    Carry on.

    asshole

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    ShaggyBevo RIP
    10 hours ago, TexasMan said:

    Just gonna repost these quotes from Looch's cry fest on the radio last night Friday:

     

    "In my personal opinion, I think Tom Herman is kind of a slimy dude. You're going to have to understand what kind of fight you're about to get in to, and to get in there and fight fire with fire with the guy. He's slimy, and you can quote me on that."

     

    "Some of these in-state recruiting battles are about to get pretty nasty, down and dirty, because I think that's what Tom Herman and his staff prefer to play."

    We’re not getting all the recruits we promised ourselves with the move to the SEC and again with hiring Jimbo. Got to be them dirty sips fault. Whaaaa. 

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    UncleBuck
    15 hours ago, Hank Scorpio said:

    This is all going to end with Karen driving cross country wearing a diaper with a trunk full of body disposal equipment and then murdering Jimbo. 

    I think we're already at the murdering Jimbo part. She's stalling for some reason.

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    Walden Ponderer

    I think it bears repeating here that the number of institutions of higher learning with less value and are situated in less appealing cities than aTm and College Station is an extremely small subset. Any inclination to become an aggy represents deficiency in some degree, so suspicion of any success (such as it is) they may experience is warranted. Being on the up-and-up would be odd for aggy.

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    Bevo14
    19 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

    I think it bears repeating here that the number of institutions of higher learning with less value and are situated in less appealing cities than aTm and College Station is an extremely small subset. Any inclination to become an aggy represents deficiency in some degree, so suspicion of any success (such as it is) they may experience is warranted. Being on the up-and-up would be odd for aggy.

    Among power five schools, the only worse ones I can think of are Mississippi State, OU, and Baylor if you don't consider football competence. I guess K-State, Oklahoma State, and Tech are close.

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    BabaYaga
    35 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

    I think it bears repeating here that the number of institutions of higher learning with less value and are situated in less appealing cities than aTm and College Station is an extremely small subset. Any inclination to become an aggy represents deficiency in some degree, so suspicion of any success (such as it is) they may experience is warranted. Being on the up-and-up would be odd for aggy.

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    Only this Ag has for them is their vet school (assuming you wanted to stay in state).  Everything else, there are vastly better options unless you want a Ph.D in the differences in dirt

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    ShaggyBevo RIP
    45 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

    Among power five schools, the only worse ones I can think of are Mississippi State, OU, and Baylor if you don't consider football competence. I guess K-State, Oklahoma State, and Tech are close.

    I’d take OU off the list as Norman into OKC is a San Marcos to Austin distance 

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