The Guitar Pron Thread

[tbone_ 14118]

Ok I’ve got the itch. Sell me a Gretsch 

[AnotherUTFan 9740]

We absolutely crushed our debut last night. Les Paul into a Marshall. Who knew?

That was just over a year in the making.

[Deej 76768]

8 minutes ago, AnotherUTFan said:

Les Paul into a Marshall. Who knew?
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[jimmyjazz 45916]

Recipe for rock:

1   Les Paul guitar

1   Marshall amp

1.  dime amp

2.  mix thoroughly

[Buzzrock 14920]

And badass AUTF! Looks like y’all had a blast.

[DougO 5245]

6 hours ago, tbone_ said:

 

Make this a merry Gretschmas in September.

[tigol 2395]

25 minutes ago, DougO said:

 

Make this a merry Gretschmas in September.

I bought an orange one using your slickdeals link.  I'll let you know if I get the rebate.  I'm laying low because my husband occasionally stumbles on this thread. 

[tigol 2395]

 

[hullabelew 3724]

I bought an orange one using your slickdeals link.  I'll let you know if I get the rebate.  I'm laying low because my husband occasionally stumbles on this thread. 

OUTSTANDING!

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[jimmyjazz 45916]

Alright, we got a new guitar!

[topochico 1049]

Only 2 more shopping weeks until internet sales tax day. Get to work everyone. 

[jimmyjazz 45916]

Guitar Center Daily Pick is this G&L "Tele" (humbucker neck p/u):

 

Buy me

[cuernolargo 0]

I was trying to find the youtube videos that someone posted on here years ago of a young girl playing 50 or 100 songs (something like that) with two chords and then I think she had another video of 50 or 100 songs with three chords.  Can't find the links on here or with the google.

 

Anyone remember that and have links?

Edited September 17, 2019 by cuernolargo

[Buzzrock 14920]

This girl?

[Deej 76768]

Then two years later, this...

 

[jimmyjazz 45916]

57 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

This girl?
 

I see boobs, and I hear absolutely no groove whatsoever.

Boobs win.

[Goredho 17402]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Then two years later, this...

 

Probably should be in the Zep thread, but "Good Times, Bad Times" gets my vote for most kick ass first song on a first album ever.  It grabs you by the balls and demands your attention.  An iconic, killer guitar riff, arachnoid drumming, soaring vocals, some groovy bass lines and that explosive solo through the leslie.  All four Zep members get to shine, but Page and Bonzo immediately stake their claim as greats within the first 10 seconds of that song.

[cuernolargo 0]

1 hour ago, Buzzrock said:

This girl?
 

No, but Damn!!

Bless you.

[noharleyyet 2838]

On 9/17/2019 at 9:02 PM, Buzzrock said:

This girl?
 

I'll have a dozen lemon pepper drums, extra napkins, and a corner booth please..

Edited September 19, 2019 by noharleyyet

[sidis 9827]

On 9/17/2019 at 9:02 PM, Buzzrock said:

This girl?
 

mmmkay.

thread title beginning to check out...

[Chad Fuck 17675]

mmmkay.
thread title beginning to check out...

Well we’re only a million pages in so...

[Deej 76768]

So they make robot guitar-playing sex dolls, now? Nice tits. Too much make-up, and try blinking occasionally. It's weird.

[dcbc 14480]

3 hours ago, Deej said:

So they make robot guitar-playing sex dolls, now? Nice tits. Too much make-up, and try blinking occasionally. It's weird.

I like the ones that play bass better.

[Buzzrock 14920]

So they make robot guitar-playing sex dolls, now? Nice tits. Too much make-up, and try blinking occasionally. It's weird.

They’ve been around awhile

[tbone_ 14118]

Those girls kick all kinds of ass

[Buzzrock 14920]

I’ve been following Courtney for awhile, it’s been interesting to see her evolution and just how hard she works. The Maidens tour all over the fucking place. She mostly quit drinking and started hitting the gym and she just seems in a much better place.

“Hurricane” Nita plays for Alice Cooper now I think.

[Goredho 17402]

Okay, who wants to go in on an alibaba 30 piece Les Paul knock off order with a "Surly" logo on them?

https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/high-quality-handmade-electric-guitar-made_60818838175.html


 

[tbone_ 14118]

“high quality handmade electric guitar made in china”

Hmmmm......

[Goredho 17402]

Haha, I am not serious

[hullabelew 3724]

Hey, they are made in the Lingdong factory so they've got that going for them.  

[jimmyjazz 45916]

Ling Dong, the witch is dead . . .

[Deej 76768]

11 minutes ago, hullabelew said:

Hey, they are made in the Lingdong factory

[hullabelew 3724]

Is that your Chinaman?

[DougO 5245]

5 hours ago, Goredho said:

Okay, who wants to go in on an alibaba 30 piece Les Paul knock off order with a "Surly" logo on them?

https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/high-quality-handmade-electric-guitar-made_60818838175.html


 

 

We could put lampshades on them and make a killing.

[DougO 5245]

I would buy one if I could peel that nice looking flame top off and stick it on my black $60 pawn shop Epiphone.

[Chad Fuck 17675]

19 minutes ago, DougO said:

I would buy one if I could peel that nice looking flame top off and stick it on my black $60 pawn shop Epiphone.

It's probably a sticker anyhow.  I have a friend who bought a "photo-flame" Strat back in the 90s.  It was literally a picture of a flame top applied to a normal Strat, then painted over.  Looked pretty good at first blush.  I'll bet this is that. 

[Chad Fuck 17675]

Here you go: https://planetbotch.blogspot.com/2014/10/the-fender-mij-photofinish-foto-flame.html

[tbone_ 14118]

I’d buy a $100 fake Chinese Les Paul lamp.

[jimmyjazz 45916]

23 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

I’d buy a $100 fake Chinese Les Paul lamp.

Might be fra-gee-lay though.

[Goredho 17402]

5 hours ago, hullabelew said:

Hey, they are made in the Lingdong factory so they've got that going for them.  

What guitar could possibly play the blues better than one made with forced child labor?

[Buzzrock 14920]

Can we get Dong on the headstock instead? Give me a couple bourbons and I might impulse buy that.

[Deej 76768]

45 minutes ago, Goredho said:

What guitar could possibly play the blues better than one made with forced child labor?

By the time they reach 25, they'll have 20 years of guitar building under their belts. Think how great those guitars will be.

[DougO 5245]

3 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

Can we get Dong on the headstock instead? Give me a couple bourbons and I might impulse buy that.

Their rivals across town at the Wangdong factory have the upper hand.

[Deej 76768]

My mom found this old 70's Kingston bass in a thrift store out in BFE for less than 100 bucks. Thinking about picking it up.

 

[Goredho 17402]

Do it.  I’ll buy it if you don’t wind up wanting it.

[Deej 76768]

1 hour ago, Goredho said:

Do it.  I’ll buy it if you don’t wind up wanting it.

Cool. Just need to make sure all the electronics work. I'll see if they'll throw in the stand.

Edited September 21, 2019 by Deej

[Chad Fuck 17675]

[tbone_ 14118]

So I played and sang 3 solo acoustic tunes at an open mic last night for ~100 complete strangers at a bar.

 

If you are looking for something to wake up your nerves, I highly recommend this

 

[jimmyjazz 45916]

1 hour ago, tbone_ said:

So I played and sang 3 solo acoustic tunes at an open mic last night for ~100 complete strangers at a bar.

 

If you are looking for something to wake up your nerves, I highly recommend this

 

Yeah, that'll do it.  I've done a few open mics that are mostly amateur hour, but on a couple of occasions I've done the solo thing in front of that kind of crowd, and fortunately it has gone well.  I remember one time when I felt like I was battling the low roar of conversation on the first tune, but after that, they slowly shut up and started listening.  Ultimately it was pretty rewarding.

[Deej 76768]

11 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

 I remember one time when I felt like I was battling the low roar of conversation on the first tune, but after that, they slowly shut up and started listening. 

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