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  On 2/20/2019 at 2:01 PM, USMCHorn said:

The idea that The University of Texas won't get a top recruiting class unless we post Kate pics gotta be the dumbest shit we have running through these servers. 

 

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You and your 159 posts obviously weren't around in spring 2018, when everyone started posting pics of people other than Kate and we lost Leal immediately thereafter.

Momentum is not a figment, just because you can't see it, you David Hume-ass motherfucker.

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Posted
  On 2/20/2019 at 2:01 PM, USMCHorn said:

The idea that The University of Texas won't get a top recruiting class unless we post Kate pics gotta be the dumbest shit we have running through these servers. 

 

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clearly, you are new if you think this is the dumbest shit on Surly.

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  On 2/20/2019 at 1:51 PM, USMCHorn said:

No, you old motherfuckers like your women with asses the likes of pre-teens. I'm a grown ass man, I need a little cushion.

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Kate Beckinsale is hot as fuck. She also doesn't have a big old Juicy ass. Few women are 10's in every category. The good news for you is that you have a zero percent chance of every fucking Kate Beckinsale anyway, so there's no reason to bitch. You can fuck off down to the local Planet Fitness  and find some a plain girl with a big ass you can spin around with little effort. As has been pointed out, it's not about where she ranks on your personal hierarchy of desirability. It's a good luck charm and more.

This is like the people who bitch about Texas uniforms and wanting to do some black ones because the kids fucking love that shit!

And for the record, I'm not quite an grown ass man yet in Gundy years. 

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Posted
  On 2/20/2019 at 2:01 PM, USMCHorn said:

The idea that The University of Texas won't get a top recruiting class unless we post Kate pics gotta be the dumbest shit we have running through these servers. 

 

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You must have missed everyone measuring their hands

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Posted
  On 2/20/2019 at 2:01 PM, USMCHorn said:

The idea that The University of Texas won't get a top recruiting class unless we post Kate pics gotta be the dumbest shit we have running through these servers. 

 

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Without our rituals and even superstitions, we are lost as a people.  Do you deliberately break mirrors for fun?

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  On 2/20/2019 at 4:58 AM, CastHorn said:

I’m really impressed by Herman, he really meant it when he said he was going to align the program. We got one of the best ADs in the country. We have one of the best strength coaches in the country. Our media apartment is the best I’ve seen for any sports organization, the quality of our graphics is insane. Herman saw what BC brought to the table and let him loose, there’s no one else like him out there. Back to back top 5 recruiting classes. Really high quality coaching staff. You can literally see the momentum building in front of you, even if Tom doesn’t believe in it. I know the “Texas is back” thing has become a meme, but it doesn’t take a genius to see what’s brewing in Austin. Tom is prepping a well oiled machine. Also Kate has no ass, stop posting her for the olds. Mother fuckers born after 1989 like women who arent built like a blunt. 



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This screed is a grammatical and typographical disaster.  But my biggest question is what it looks like to "literally see the momentum building in front of you."

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  On 2/20/2019 at 2:31 PM, Katfid54 said:

This screed is a grammatical and typographical disaster.  But my biggest question is what it looks like to "literally see the momentum building in front of you."

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I mean, I get what you're saying, but I can't believe you got past "media apartment." I know this falls under grammatical and typographical disaster, but nonetheless that one is a whopper. And this is from someone who misspells and fucks up in like 50% of his posts. Also the intimation that Herman aligned everything by selecting our current AD is an interesting touch as well. 

In short: When you figure out the difference between a Department and an Apartment, THEN you still won't be able to dictate Kate pics. 

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I think it’s a little naive to call us “young guys” naive. Take a look at Instagram and see how many girls workout or even represent fitness products. I believe the big booty fit women will be able to hold onto that for longer. Will nature and gravity eventually win? Of course. But I don’t expect my PAWG to be the hottest girl on the block at 50. Sorry but a tiny girl with a small butt can’t almost suffocate you and happily almost put you on the doorstep of heaven. 

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Posted
  On 2/20/2019 at 3:27 PM, Katfid54 said:
Big butts are awesome.  It is known. 

But none of this shit matters.  Kate is the recruiting board's mascot.  Period.  End of story.

 

Agreed with everything except mascot, that sounds aggyish. lucky charm?

 

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  On 2/20/2019 at 2:04 PM, Katfid54 said:

You and your 159 posts obviously weren't around in spring 2018, when everyone started posting pics of people other than Kate and we lost Leal immediately thereafter.

Momentum is not a figment, just because you can't see it, you David Hume-ass motherfucker.

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I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious. 

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TFB Open Post: https://texas.thefootballbrainiacs.com/2019/02/open-post-wednesday-february-20th/

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  On 2/20/2019 at 3:46 PM, Machinator said:

As of now, OU is the main competition for the long athletic defensive end for “…The same reason. The coaches.” However, he has yet to talk with Coach Grinch.

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I like this hire more with each passing day.

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Posted
  On 2/20/2019 at 2:04 PM, Katfid54 said:

You and your 159 posts obviously weren't around in spring 2018, when everyone started posting pics of people other than Kate and we lost Leal immediately thereafter.

Momentum is not a figment, just because you can't see it, you David Hume-ass motherfucker.

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Not to mention posting pictures of Lexi Sun, and we all know what happened there.  Kate will be tops over cats any day too.

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  On 2/20/2019 at 2:06 PM, SydneyCarton said:

Kate Beckinsale is hot as fuck. She also doesn't have a big old Juicy ass. Few women are 10's in every category. The good news for you is that you have a zero percent chance of every fucking Kate Beckinsale anyway, so there's no reason to bitch. You can fuck off down to the local Planet Fitness  and find some a plain girl with a big ass you can spin around with little effort. As has been pointed out, it's not about where she ranks on your personal hierarchy of desirability. It's a good luck charm and more.

This is like the people who bitch about Texas uniforms and wanting to do some black ones because the kids fucking love that shit!

And for the record, I'm not quite an grown ass man yet in Gundy years. 

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If masterbating to Kate counts as fucking her, then my chances are greater than zero.

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What I don't get is how Kate get's compared to a blunt.. maybe a joint.. blunts are fat (or did I miss something as a 39 yr old?)

 

Kate is much more than eye candy, she is and always will be our bell cow for recruiting purposes... well her and cat facts.

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