Texas Recruiting Notes 2020

[Caddox 952]

Wow 3 big VB updates to share with the board:

1. The a&m bass fishing team’s coach has made a last minute pitch to convince VB that he can be a two sport athlete there. 

2. The Hollywood producer making his commitment video just got implicated in the Epstein flight logs by Q on 4 chan. 

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[Caddox 952]

Wow!

[Henry Hill 3,156]

Forget to log out of your sock account?

[Machinator 32,099]

 

[GotThatFire 166]

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

 

But are his teammates there?

[Born Burnt 6,178]

16 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

[rickyspub 801]

15 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

How long does it take to make fucking cornbread? It usually only takes 30 minutes.

[GRHorn 105]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

 

Well...as long as all the glory is going to God I guess it’s fine 

[South Austin 52,518]

18 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Goddammit, we’re his friends!

[SaucyJack 3,488]

[Sgt Hulk 13,771]

Here comes the change of heart thinking spin 

[LebongJames 1,811]

I just want to say Fuck Aggy again for opening the floodgates for the SEC into Texas

[EZ$ 2,105]

When was the last time a top 10 Texas recruit went to Florida...or even a top 20??

[JFKFC 4,890]

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

38 minutes ago, Caddox said:

The a&m bass fishing team’s coach has made a last minute pitch to convince VB that he can be a two sport athlete there. 

I'm not so sure I'd want to go bass fishing on the Brazos any further south than Marlin or so. Even catfishing is dicey -- there's plenty of fish, but they live on sewage and detritus from road-grading construction companies, so it isn't really food fit for human consumption.

On the other hand, aggy, so....

[303longhorn 81]

4 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

When was the last time a top 10 Texas recruit went to Florida...or even a top 20??

By 247 composite jahari was #27 in TX

[derp 756]

1 minute ago, EZ$ said:

When was the last time a top 10 Texas recruit went to Florida...or even a top 20??

Top 25, last year: https://247sports.com/Player/Arjei-Henderson-46035324/
Top 10, 2016: https://247sports.com/Player/Tyrie-Cleveland-43042/

[texifornia 56,977]

4 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

When was the last time a top 10 Texas recruit went to Florida...or even a top 20??

Tyrie Cleveland was a huge headcase but fabulously talented: https://247sports.com/Player/Tyrie-Cleveland-43042/

[TommyGufano 6,021]

6 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

When was the last time a top 10 Texas recruit went to Florida...or even a top 20??

Emmanuel Moody? Fuck if i know. I feel like there's a defensive end mixed in there somewhere, but I'm drawing a blank

edit: rerouted from USC, for the record

Edited July 16, 2019 by TommyGufano

[cmontexas 3,271]

Jarvis Moss from Denton Ryan

[Beau Vine 54,246]

3 hours ago, TommyGufano said:

Call Susanna Hoffs "semi-hot" again and I'll cut you

She's 60 and still hot.

[Born Burnt 6,178]

16 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

She's 60 and still hot.

Dang, you're not kidding.

 

Edited July 16, 2019 by Born Burnt

[williemackgarza 1,826]

Well, got on tapa for some good news and damn, what a kick in the nads

[theaveragejon 988]

26 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Tyrie Cleveland was a huge headcase but fabulously talented: https://247sports.com/Player/Tyrie-Cleveland-43042/

Totally forgot about him. He hasn't done dick at Florida. 

[HtownHorn 14,696]

1 minute ago, theaveragejon said:

Totally forgot about him. He hasn't done dick at Florida. 

Should have gone to UH, where he actually has a star QB to get him the ball. He'd do crazy things in Holgo's offense.

[JNip 132]

Reminds me of the McCoy situation, still waiting on lawyers to drop the eligibility request, taking long bc waiting on precedents. We were like lalallalalalalalallalalalalalalalallalalala 😗😙😗😗😙😗😙 and then boom 💥 Transfer to USC 🥺. 

Edited July 16, 2019 by JNip

[Happy Gilmore 1,001]

10 minutes ago, JNip said:

Reminds me of the McCoy situation, still waiting on lawyers to drop the eligibility request, taking long bc waiting on precedents. We were like lalallalalalalalallalalalalalalalallalalala 😗😙😗😗😙😗😙 and then boom 💥 Transfer to USC 🥺. 

This is nothing like Bru McCoy's situation at all 

[Sgt Hulk 13,771]

17 minutes ago, JNip said:

Reminds me of the McCoy situation, still waiting on lawyers to drop the eligibility request, taking long bc waiting on precedents. We were like lalallalalalalalallalalalalalalalallalalala 😗😙😗😗😙😗😙 and then boom 💥 Transfer to USC 🥺. 

I mean mirror fucking image 

[futureman 22,472]

this vernon broughton crap reminds me of the bru mccoy situation

[Radical Larry 28,632]

Reminds me of the McCoy situation, still waiting on lawyers to drop the eligibility request, taking long bc waiting on precedents. We were like lalallalalalalalallalalalalalalalallalalala and then boom  Transfer to USC . 

[NorLa Horns 1,458]

5 hours ago, GotThatFire said:

Are you suggesting the promotion or one like it would never be available to me again? 

i'm like 5 pages back , but I gotta go to work . but here a thought. The Samples thing might have been put to bed before this, and if so, sorry. but here goes.

texas high and Pleasant Grove are both looking for coaches. schools are less than 3 miles apart as the crow flys. 

Samples gets on field coaching experience and we have a secret squirell talking in Jackson, Burris and the T-high kids ears.

[Burt Macklin 19,026]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

 

Oh man, RomaVicta’s opinion of Broughton is gonna be so low after he sees this...

[texifornia 56,977]

2 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Oh man, RomaVicta’s opinion of Broughton is gonna be so low after he sees this...

His anger will melt away when he looks in Kate Beckinsale's eyes and tells her how special she really is.

[Pato del Muerto 52,509]

In the bleak midwinter...

[JNip 132]

Dang... it was a joke. Sorry... won’t joke around anymore. 

[texifornia 56,977]

[Bigbend1812 12,927]

[Lobwedgephil 1,139]

Perroni has known absolutely nothing this entire recruitment. 

[Sgt Hulk 13,771]

Getting close to be over this clownshow

[texifornia 56,977]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Getting close to be over this clownshow

No you're not

[Happy Gilmore 1,001]

7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Never change pepperoni 

[Henry Hill 3,156]

2 hours ago, GotThatFire said:

But are his teammates there?

I want my picks back and David goddamn Putney because I feel like it.

[Irieguy 1,059]

This video is becoming “The Day the Clown Cried” of commit videos. It’s never being released. 

[Scholz 11,944]

VB is Schroedinger’s DT. Simultaneously a Longhorn as well as an aggy.

[Cairn Horn88 8,265]

46 minutes ago, texifornia said:

His anger will melt away when he looks in Kate Beckinsale's eyes and tells her how special she really is.

By the time I get to Phoenix, she'll be rising.

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

It occurs to me that maybe this whole delayed announcement, vague teasers, etc just might indicate that maybe Giles was more involved in this recruitment than previously thought. I mean, what more proof do we need that the whole thing has been orchestrated by somebody who slept through the production meetings?

[ShowmeyourTDs 1,141]

... If the Fonger’s crystal ball for VB goes cloudy again ...

[texifornia 56,977]

Well this could be a kick in the ole dick

[texifornia 56,977]

 

[futureman 22,472]

when does alfred collins commit?