Texas Recruiting Notes 2020

[Shaggy3.0 1,695]

23 hours ago, Bevo said:

I'm thinking I would prefer that the porn star feed me pizza. I mean, I would most certainly enjoy the bj, but then I would worry about an std for the next few years. Fuck it. 

 

That sounds like a regular Friday night for me.

/humblebrag 

[elguapo 4,586]

[derp 755]

35 minutes ago, elguapo said:

You know that some poor schmuck at each of the recruiting services has to spend the weekend refreshing that kid's twitter feed.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,091]

13 minutes ago, derp said:

You know that some poor schmuck at each of the recruiting services has to spend the weekend refreshing that kid's twitter feed.

The question is, how many Surly posters do the same thing?

[Pato del Muerto 52,489]

17 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

The question is, how many Surly posters do the same thing?

Fuck no I’m better than that. I refresh this page waiting for one of those people to post when it happens. 

[txhorns 2,409]

4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

We’re looking a little light on rbs this cycle, make sure sanders has to red shirt wink wink.

-saban, maybe

He can still leave in 3 years and this way they would get less out of him.

[NorLa Horns 1,458]

58 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

The question is, how many Surly posters do the same thing?

not only dont tweet at recruits. dont follow them.

let the 9.95s do that. theyll post anything relevent. and you can convince yourself that "you" arent a pervy old dude obessing over teenage boys.

[Sgt. Slaughter 2,841]

1 hour ago, NorLa Horns said:

not only dont tweet at recruits. dont follow them.

let the 9.95s do that. theyll post anything relevent. and you can convince yourself that "you" arent a pervy old dude obessing over teenage boys.

Sounds like this hits close to home.

[Bevojoe 44]

On 8/4/2019 at 11:55 AM, Pato del Muerto said:

I’ll still be rooting for auburn against aggy for the lulz. 

Yeah, I root for anybody playing against aggy.

[Bigbend1812 12,915]

[Pato del Muerto 52,489]

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

Jerrin,  we need some good news.  

[NorLa Horns 1,458]

2 hours ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:

Sounds like this hits close to home.

pot? meet kettle

[Colonel Sanders 1,336]

[Rick Fuckin’ Dalton 174]

Perroni said it’s down to Texas and A&M for Xavion Alford. Also said he’ll commit before his first game 

Edited August 11, 2019 by Rick Fuckin’ Dalton

[SydneyCarton 48,076]

16 minutes ago, Rick Fuckin’ Dalton said:

Perroni said it’s down to Texas and A&M for Xavion Alford. Also said he’ll commit before his first game 

9 sweet downvotes till you have to register a new piece of shit account.. 

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

15 minutes ago, Rick Fuckin’ Dalton said:

Perroni said it’s down to Texas and A&M for Xavion Alford. Also said he’ll commit before his first game 

Fuck Perroni.  He is a bigger ass clown than Hamm.  Nobody gives a shit about these so called "head to heads" with aggy.  

[Rick Fuckin’ Dalton 174]

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

9 sweet downvotes till you have to register a new piece of shit account.. 

Lol dude idc tbh

[Texas007 195]

 

[Not a Sock 2,313]

Why are we crowd sourcing this guy? Is he one of Carl Winslow’s socks?

[Rickylovesweed 14,293]

Just now, Not a Sock said:

Why are we crowd sourcing this guy? Is he one of Carl Winslow’s socks?

I would bet he's aggy based on the fact everyone knows Alford is going there and he keeps asking about Alford. 

[Nope 3,114]

7 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

I would bet he's aggy based on the fact everyone knows Alford is going there and he keeps asking about Alford. 

Good enough for me 

Negged

[KYHorn 17,029]

13 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

Why are we crowd sourcing this guy? Is he one of Carl Winslow’s socks?

I'm pretty certain he was a new guy who couldn't read the room nor take criticism, and was subsequently caught up in the Winslow neg wave of early August. It gives and it takes away.

Edited August 11, 2019 by KYHorn

[elguapo 4,586]

Perroni said it’s down to Texas and A&M for Xavion Alford. Also said he’ll commit before his first game 

Aggy is so bad at trolling

[MexHorn 152]

Wooooo killshot, carls gone for now at least

[Shaggy3.0 1,695]

Was something going to happen today or nah??

 

 

[totallynotabuttpirate 5,396]

6 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

Was something going to happen today or nah??

 

 

Jerrin just said "stay tuned this weekend", or something like that. 

Don't worry, I'll be up all night refreshing his twitter. 

Edited August 11, 2019 by totallynotabuttpirate

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,091]

41 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Jerrin just said "stay tuned this weekend", or something like that. 

Don't worry, I'll be up all night refreshing his twitter. 

Is that what you boys call it these days?

[Beau Vine 54,211]

2 hours ago, Rick Fuckin’ Dalton said:

Lol dude idc tbh

That's fortunate.  Hakuna mutata, brah.

[Beau Vine 54,211]

1 hour ago, KYHorn said:

I'm pretty certain he was a new guy who couldn't read the room nor take criticism, and was subsequently caught up in the Winslow neg wave of early August. It gives and it takes away.

This is also his second round of crowd sourcing, so say la vee.  (preferred surly spelling).

Edited August 11, 2019 by Beau Vine

[Longboard Horn 40,301]

On 8/3/2019 at 6:57 PM, Bevojoe said:

Yeah, Auburn is Alabama's "cow pasture college" like aggy is the "cow shit college" in Texas.

FIFY 

[Sgt. Slaughter 2,841]

9 hours ago, NorLa Horns said:

pot? meet kettle

I’m not trying to convince myself this isn’t a weird hobby.

[Wishbone 4,759]

8 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

Fuck Perroni.  He is a bigger ass clown than Hamm.  Nobody gives a shit about these so called "head to heads" with aggy.  

This. Also, if Texas wanted Alford bad enough, he’d be a  Longhorn already.

[Bigbend1812 12,915]

[Newy25 7,668]

13 hours ago, Bevojoe said:

Yeah, I root for anybody playing against aggy.

If Aggy played a stretch of games against ISIS, the Taliban, North Korea and the Jonas Brothers I would still root against Aggy. 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13,091]

6 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

If Aggy played a stretch of games against ISIS, the Taliban, North Korea and the Jonas Brothers I would still root against Aggy. 

[Harvdog 2,288]

13 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

If Aggy played a stretch of games against ISIS, the Taliban, North Korea and the Jonas Brothers I would still root against Aggy. 

I can’t root for aggy, period.  Can’t root for OU either.  I heard ISIS has a 5* bomb maker that can really open things up.  

[Machinator 32,099]

USC mod CB'd Ty Jordan to Texas.

[Stampeder 92]

3 minutes ago, Machinator said:

USC mod CB'd Ty Jordan to Texas.

They were considered the primary competition, right?  If so, might be the most definitive sign yet.

[GRHorn 105]

7 minutes ago, Machinator said:

USC mod CB'd Ty Jordan to Texas.

 

[BigVegasHorn26 630]

Is J. Thompson still expected to announce this weekend?

[Bevo 13,576]

23 minutes ago, BigVegasHorn26 said:

Is J. Thompson still expected to announce this weekend?

Yes

[Pato del Muerto 52,489]

Or maybe his tweet was just expressing excitement over this weekend’s preseason nfl games!

[Alex Karev 1,030]

Thompson's announcement should be around Beer Thirty or so.

 

[Redneck Mutha 7,954]

2 minutes ago, Alex Karev said:

Thompson's announcement should be around Beer Thirty or so.

 

It's well past beer thirty.  

[derp 755]

28 minutes ago, Alex Karev said:

Thompson's announcement should be around Beer Thirty or so.

 

I have about 23 of those a day, you'll need to be more specific.

[XOVERX 5]

Now that we verballed CB Pouncey and appear to lead with Jerrin Thompson, does it matter that we lost the other Thompson to Auburn and may lose Alford to aggy?

[elguapo 4,586]

Now that we verballed CB Pouncey and appear to lead with Jerrin Thompson, does it matter that we lost the other Thompson to Auburn and may lose Alford to aggy?

Alford not really, CTJ yeah we need to work on flipping him.

[JFKFC 4,878]

[XOVERX 5]

11 minutes ago, elguapo said:

Alford not really, CTJ yeah we need to work on flipping him.

Isn't CTJ considered to be a "tweener" - a step slow for S/NB and a bit light for OLB/R?

With Pouncey having CB speed and standing something like 6'2", couldn't Pouncey, if need be, fill the role envisioned for CTJ? And with likely better results than CTJ?

I just looked. Pouncey is 6'1"" and only 160. Too light for OLB/R. Frame to add weight but too light today.

Edited August 11, 2019 by XOVERX