Texas Recruiting Notes 2020

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

29 minutes ago, futureman said:

yeah well jimbo is breathing down our neck and we’re just sitting around doing nothing with our dick in our hand.

Sonny Corleone knew how to solve that problem.

[RomaVicta 30149]

That's not Sonny.

[SaucyJack 3504]

39 minutes ago, futureman said:

yeah well jimbo is breathing down our neck and we’re just sitting around doing nothing with our dick in our hand.  we don’t win championships by not getting commits.  

[crash_davis 23175]

40 minutes ago, futureman said:

yeah well jimbo is breathing down our neck and we’re just sitting around doing nothing with our dick in our hand.  we don’t win championships by not getting commits.  

futureman meaningfully says stupid shit and sarcastically says stupid shit.  the problem is that we cannot determine the times he's being sarcastic vs the times he's being an idiot.  the line is ever so thin.

[futureman 22566]

22 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

futureman meaningfully says stupid shit and sarcastically says stupid shit.  the problem is that we cannot determine the times he's being sarcastic vs the times he's being an idiot.  the line is ever so thin.

I’m being serious.  it’s been almost a week since we got a commit and it’s still a light class but everyone seems to want to rest on their laurels and talk about how good we are.  I want winners.  sorry for having laser-focus on what matters.  

[Bob Lives! 947]

I still think he’s being sarcastic.


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[crash_davis 23175]

4 minutes ago, futureman said:

I’m being serious.  it’s been almost a week since we got a commit and it’s still a light class but everyone seems to want to rest on their laurels and talk about how good we are.  I want winners.  sorry for having laser-focus on what matters.  

that's actually funny.  again i don't know if you're channeling your bill-from-sinton or are continuing the bit.

[Katfid54 8753]

43 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

That's not Sonny.

[Hornius Emeritus 12517]

On 6/24/2019 at 3:53 PM, Hornius Emeritus said:

*Yawn* 

Wake me up in February after Texas has a great season and Herman has the #4 ranked recruiting class in the country .....

Since this thread is dragging, allow my awesome self to quote myself from two months ago.  You may all bow down in deference and genuflect now.  Unbelievers!  😁

[Vertigo 20400]

It's not February yet asshole. Get your ass back in bed. 

[TheFlyingBoat 913]

On 8/21/2019 at 3:37 AM, thepop said:

Piccadilly line?

Who's in for a game of Mornington Crescent?

[Bevo 13660]

1 minute ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Since this thread is dragging, allow my awesome self to quote myself from two months ago.  You may all bow down in deference and genuflect now.  Unbelievers!  😁

Wake me up when we sign Evans, Ringo, Ransom, Waddle, Demas, Moses and Gary.

[Fondren & Main 6779]

21 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

that's actually funny.  again i don't know if you're channeling your bill-from-sinton or are continuing the bit.

[C-Man 27413]

39 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

that's actually funny.  again i don't know if you're channeling your bill-from-sinton or are continuing the bit.

Hook 'em high like an eagle soars -- or something like that

[LTtxfan 49456]

2 hours ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

Corleone knew how to solve that problem.

 

 

 

Edited August 22, 2019 by LTtxfan

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

That's not Sonny.

Obviously. But Sonny made sure he didn’t come out of the bathroom with just his dick in his hands.

I’m shocked that an obvious Italian like yourself doesn’t know the classics.

[Tree Fidy 1192]

Not necessarily recruiting related, but funny nonetheless.

[Cairn Horn88 8447]

22 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Who is she?

[Texasborn91 995]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

I’m being serious.  it’s been almost a week since we got a commit and it’s still a light class but everyone seems to want to rest on their laurels and talk about how good we are.  I want winners.  sorry for having laser-focus on what matters.  

I don’t get you. 

[Fondren & Main 6779]

7 minutes ago, Tree Fidy said:

Not necessarily recruiting related, but funny nonetheless.
 

[UTPhil2006 3838]

1 hour ago, C-Man said:

Hook 'em high like an eagle soars -- or something like that

Two diff people I believe

[Cairn Horn88 8447]

12 hours ago, Voluminous Banality said:

Not surprising given how his last conversation went with the aggy head man.

 

According to Vernon, the fish aren't biting.  An "intimate" day of fishing and horseback riding??

[texifornia 57556]

 

[Fondren & Main 6779]

Just now, texifornia said:

 

@futureman here you go buddy.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13176]

18 minutes ago, Tree Fidy said:

Not necessarily recruiting related, but funny nonetheless.
 

I knew Tom and his wife had a threesome with Courtney!

[Cairn Horn88 8447]

2 hours ago, futureman said:

I’m being serious.  it’s been almost a week since we got a commit and it’s still a light class but everyone seems to want to rest on their laurels and talk about how good we are.  I want winners.  sorry for having laser-focus on what matters.  

Well, I heard Herman was busy trying on his new box of Nike Longhorn socks.

[Jojen 31]

17 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Who is she?

Hilary Duff.

Edited August 22, 2019 by Jojen

[justhookit 4192]

1 hour ago, C-Man said:

Hook 'em high like an eagle soars -- or something like that

Focusness. You no has it.

[JFKFC 4947]

3 hours ago, futureman said:

I’m being serious.  it’s been almost a week since we got a commit and it’s still a light class but everyone seems to want to rest on their laurels and talk about how good we are.  I want winners.  sorry for having laser-focus on what matters.  

I have laurels?

[Katfid54 8753]

Just now, JFKFC said:

I have laurels?

And a hearty handshake.

[CL Horn 32]

5 hours ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

lol that's great - TFT!

[Newy25 7813]

5 hours ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

I hate literally all of your posts.

You need to put that idiot on ignore like the rest of us did and stop quoting him. 

[UDontKnow 10515]

3 hours ago, C-Man said:

Hook 'em high like an eagle soars -- or something like that

I thought Bill in Sinton was all about the focus and focusness.

[futureman 22566]

17 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

You need to put that idiot on ignore like the rest of us did and stop quoting him. 

why are you angry, brown man?

[MoJames 8257]

11 minutes ago, futureman said:

why are you angry, brown man?

Hey stop posting so people don't quote you anymore.

[futureman 22566]

5 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Hey stop posting so people don't quote you anymore.

nah

[MoJames 8257]

Just now, futureman said:

nah

ok

[futureman 22566]

good talk

[MoJames 8257]

Snotrocket cried over my last post.

[Snotrocket 108]

Nothing personal Mo.  Once was enough.  Twice was overkill.

 

 

 

 

[BornOrange 1441]

5 hours ago, Tree Fidy said:

Not necessarily recruiting related, but funny nonetheless.
 

She was great in Summer School.

[BornOrange 1441]

1 hour ago, MoJames said:

Snotrocket cried over my last post.

That snot funny.

[Red Five 41154]

24 minutes ago, BornOrange said:

She was great in Summer School.

And Chairman of the Bored.

[6th Street 6609]

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

And Chairman of the Bored.

Melrose Place as well

[Bigbend1812 12978]

5 hours ago, Casual Encounter said:

I knew Tom and his wife had a threesome with Courtney!

[Bevo 13660]

8 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

I don't know, there may be a little Zach in there. OTOH, if Zach found out and got pissed, it would make for an entertaining podcast.

[Xminus6 820]

She should get her sister Gina to kick his ass.

[gmr548 16645]

Hot sports opinion: futureman is funny and y'all flipping out is half the reason why.

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[gmr548 16645]

Not necessarily recruiting related, but funny nonetheless.

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[Deej 77298]

6 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Hot sports opinion: futureman is funny and y'all flipping out is half the reason why.

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