Texas Recruiting Notes 2020

[BigOrange1 6539]

dear sam, it's not a selfie if someone not pictured is taking the photo.  that's just called a picture.

[closetohumping 17547]

20 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Can't see his hands in this photo, unfortunately

 

Reminds me of an Iowa St brochure.

[WBT 20740]

26 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Can't see his hands in this photo, unfortunately

 

He hid them because he was embarrassed to have the smallest ones in the shot

[Pato del Muerto 52865]

28 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

389 more than Evans 

[RGBIII 22843]

Holy fuck

[Machinator 32099]

Edited September 7, 2019 by Machinator

[conVINCEd 21474]

Jamal Charles scoffs at his 389 yards in a half.  Can he do it in one quarter?

[Machinator 32099]

6 minutes ago, Machinator said:

If you don't want to read through the whole thing here are the relevant stats:

 

[randygilman 643]

2019 QB - RB

2020 QB - WR

2020 QB - 6/13, 3.72 YPA.

What’s going on here Tim beck

[Machinator 32099]

This was Bijan's 6th TD:

 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12802]

If Bijan isn't ranked ahead of Evans at the end of the year as the top back, fuck all the rating services. Dude puts his head down and goes to work. No pre-madonna bullshit. 

[Hornlover 8849]

5 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

 No pre-madonna bullshit. 

Yes. We only want post-madonna bullshit.

[Machinator 32099]

 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12802]

Just now, Hornlover said:

Yes. We only want post-madonna bullshit.

Only if he wins a Heisman 

[JesusSweatDuck 17814]

7 hours ago, Casual Encounter said:

I wonder if your mom is as good a receiver as she is a giver? 

You got pegged by his mom?

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13153]

Just now, JesusSweatDuck said:

You got pegged by his mom?

Don’t care, had sex?!?

[Machinator 32099]

 

[Bill Lumbergh 7203]

He hid them because he was embarrassed to have the smallest ones in the shot

[jet black 264]

 

 

 

Is that good?

 

[Machinator 32099]

 

[Machinator 32099]

 

[Machinator 32099]

Guess he's not visiting this weekend.

 

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1270]

42 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Most guys try to speed up their tape. 

Bijan slows his tape down. 

Playing the long game. 

[Leanderman 2315]

Thank gawd mac is gone, he would move him to safety for sure. 

[South Austin 52687]

Gotdam our recruits blew up this weekend. 

[TexasFan21 1275]

 

So glad our staff got this one right instead of chasing the trouble.

[Newy25 7786]

9 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Holy fuck

Someone needs to tell that coach to chill out. We need his legs fresh next year. 

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1270]

2 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Someone needs to tell that coach to chill out. We need his legs fresh next year. 

Or this year

[Reese Bennett 3625]

1 hour ago, Newy25 said:

Someone needs to tell that coach to chill out. We need his legs fresh next year. 

Dude is just running. Nobody ever hits him.  He’ll be fresh.

[RockyMountainHighHorn 896]

Sweet Jesus our offense is looking like it’s going to be quite the powerhouse. Would love to see a two RB look with Bijan and Ingram.

[Machinator 32099]

 

[Michael Knight 13049]

Is 500 alot?

[Funk Doctor Spock 12802]

5 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Is 500 alot?

Money? No. Sex? Yes. 

[Sgt Hulk 14092]

Holy jehova 500 plus yards and 6 tds. Can he play today?

[Laga4 1270]

I just figured out SLC replay is on ch 21 in dfw area if anyone wants to check Karic out.  

[Machinator 32099]

 

[maninblack 7975]

 

[satyanash 14771]

Implications of this game are so huge for recruiting... Win or lose, I just hope we put up a good showing

[Post Oak 20327]

29 minutes ago, maninblack said:

 

Sanders?

[texashorn13 228]

33 minutes ago, maninblack said:

 

HERE...WE...GO...

[Sgt Hulk 14092]

Recruits have got to love this. Even with the dropped td the boys played well

[UDontKnow 10503]

3 hours ago, satyanash said:

Implications of this game are so huge for recruiting... Win or lose, I just hope we put up a good showing

Was the showing good enough?

[TommyGufano 6021]

1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

Was the showing good enough?

[satyanash 14771]

3 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Was the showing good enough?

Strictly from a recruiting perspective, I'd think so. There are a lot of factors that go into play but the atmosphere and the closeness of the game has to work in our favour.

From a fan perspective though, gut-wrenching. And I don't think our defensive struggles are through for the year.

Edited September 8, 2019 by satyanash

[Elmer_Fudd 22609]

2 minutes ago, satyanash said:

And I don't think our defensive struggles are through for the year.

We will have to score 50+ in 2 weeks against OK State.

[RichUT 1874]

And I don't think our defensive struggles are through for the year.

Careful out there on that limb.

Recruits don’t watch these games the same way fans do. It definitely did no harm and was likely a net positive for most of the kids there.

[UDontKnow 10503]

1 minute ago, RichUT said:

 

Careful out there on that limb.

Recruits don’t watch these games the same way fans do. It definitely did no harm and was likely a net positive for most of the kids there.

 

Re-read his post. It was actually a fair and level headed assessment. 

[Coach pop a bitch 5779]

Fuck lsu and Orlando

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1270]

5 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Fuck lsu and Orlando

Louisiana is a dump and a lot of Florida is too. 

[Sgt Hulk 14092]

I think it’s a positive. Toe to toe with suckec power when the reality is Texas left 10-14 points on the board in the first qtr. but alas this was a positive