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Roach on Collins/Rakestraw OV's

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TLDR: Visits went well and Roach doesn't know shit

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  On 2/2/2020 at 6:26 PM, bigup2dahorns said:


If I can attempt analyze his choice of pictures:
The Texas picture is twice as big as the other two because he likes us more. His hands are together as if thanking God that he was offered by UT.
The Missouri pic has a chain around his neck because that’s what they literally had to do to him onto campus.
The Bama pic he’s biting his lip to prevent him from telling his hosts how badly Alabama sucks.

I think it’s safe to put him in the calculator.
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  On 2/2/2020 at 6:49 PM, Teryor said:

Roach on Collins/Rakestraw OV's

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That’s peak 9.95 bullshit. It’s only missing “knocked it out of the park”. In other words, it comes down to the same competition and he doesn’t know anything new. 

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  On 2/2/2020 at 6:49 PM, Teryor said:

Roach on Collins/Rakestraw OV's

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The best info money can buy.

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  On 2/2/2020 at 6:49 PM, Teryor said:

Roach on Collins/Rakestraw OV's

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  On 2/2/2020 at 7:16 PM, Newy25 said:

That’s peak 9.95 bullshit. It’s only missing “knocked it out of the park”. In other words, it comes down to the same competition and he doesn’t know anything new. 

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Yep. I don't know how to gauge a football visit without a baseball metaphor.

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I'm in the dark here!

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A devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the Savannah. Three weeks later, a Rhinoceros walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the Rhinos mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!" "Not really," said the Rhino. "Your name is written inside the cover”.

Errrrbody!

 

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  On 2/3/2020 at 1:26 AM, Gut Wagon said:

Has the Hammster spoken? It still being Groundhog Day, I assume he at least stuck his head out long enough to make a call.

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I read that a study showed that a study showed that the Groundhog has predicted accurately only 40 percent of the time.  Granted that's a way higher precentage than the Hammster but you would literally do better flipping a coin.

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  On 2/3/2020 at 1:49 PM, nycHorn said:

TFB on Rakestraw:

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Fuck yes

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Rakestraw says he will announce his decision on Wednesday morning and I think you’ll be glad you tuned in for it.

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This sounds good but Surly will be on pins and needles alcohol and pain killers until Roach chimes in with an update of his own.

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