Texas Recruiting Notes 2020

[dcar00 14276]

3 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Welp, that's not good.

at least we don't have to "respect his decision" so we can keep working on him.

[texifornia 57014]

 

[Nope 3114]

24 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

What’s #AGTG?

[texifornia 57014]

3 minutes ago, Nope said:

What’s #AGTG?

All Glory To God

[Sejjr 3246]

God is one hell of a recruiter.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13119]

Just now, Sejjr said:

God is one hell of a recruiter.

I’ve heard of people sacrificing themselves, and others, to be on his team.

[NorLa Horns 1458]

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

Thats a damn skinny neck for a lineman. Somebody give this guy some neck exercises to do. We dont need another bad neck in this joint.  

[Reese Bennett 3615]

54 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

Thats a damn skinny neck for a lineman. Somebody give this guy some neck exercises to do. We dont need another bad neck in this joint.  

Maybe it’s just a really big head?

[Leanderman 2275]

If this was a gomer board, I would demand forearm pictures.

[closetojumping 62747]

11 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

At first glance, I thought this guy had been arrested. 

[williemackgarza 1826]

Thats a damn skinny neck for a lineman. Somebody give this guy some neck exercises to do. We dont need another bad neck in this joint.  

Its all in the hands. What size they are tells everything.
The true tale of the tape

[Hornius Emeritus 12472]

18 hours ago, Casual Encounter said:

Can we please expand on the geography discussion? It’s my favorite recruiting topic.

It's farther from Longview, Texas to Houston than it is from Houston to Seattle. That's how big Texas is.

From all I've read, it doesn't seem like our coaches gave Conyers a lot of love after his visit in April. 

Edited May 25, 2019 by Hornius Emeritus

[Pato del Muerto 52529]

3 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

It's farther from Longview, Texas to Houston than it is from Houston to Seattle. That's how big Texas is.

Not sure that’s technically accurate. 

[HenryJames 66130]

14 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Not sure that’s technically accurate. 

It’s farther from Austin to El Paso than it is from the earth to the moon.

[Machinator 32099]

From someone who knows Conyers, there was never real interest in Texas. His family loves Tech and the surrounding area where he lives doesn't particularly like Austin or UT.

[BigHorn'13 3370]

12 hours ago, NorLa Horns said:

Thats a damn skinny neck for a lineman. Somebody give this guy some neck exercises to do. We dont need another bad neck in this joint.  

Where I come from, ain't no such thing as "bad neck." 

[Red Five 40862]

It's farther from Longview, Texas to Houston than it is from Houston to Seattle. That's how big Texas is.

Is Seattle some small Texas town I’ve never heard of? Because the one in Washington is like 2500 miles from Houston.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

10 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Is Seattle some small Texas town I’ve never heard of? Because the one in Washington is like 2500 miles from Houston.

Not if you go through Silsbee first.

[Machinator 32099]

 

[HenryJames 66130]

9 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Thanks?

[Bevo14 8337]

34 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Is Seattle some small Texas town I’ve never heard of? Because the one in Washington is like 2500 miles from Houston.

not in surly miles

[Katfid54 8635]

31 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Not if you go through Silsbee first.

Makes sense. Silsbee is right there from Houston. If you go to Seattle first, you've gotta drive ALLLLLL the way back to Silsbee.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

1 minute ago, Katfid54 said:

Makes sense. Silsbee is right there from Houston. If you go to Seattle first, you've gotta drive ALLLLLL the way back to Silsbee.

Not to mention, since you're in Seattle, you're probably drinking coffee, and now you gotta add in all the miles for all the side trips to bathrooms on the way back to Houston.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

52 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Not if you go through Silsbee first.

I bet Athens, Paris and Trinidad are closer to Seattle than Silsbee.  

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Just now, lemonandaturd said:

I bet Athens, Paris and Trinidad are closer to Seattle than Silsbee.  

 

[UDontKnow 10447]

Wrong thread. Sorry.

Edited May 25, 2019 by UDontKnow

[AndThenIWentToTexas 25]

1 hour ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Where I come from, ain't no such thing as "bad neck." 

 

[KYHorn 17091]

10 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Wrong thread. Sorry.

It was recruiting news wasn't it? Common mistake.

Edited May 25, 2019 by KYHorn

[Gardner Barnes 1562]

not in surly miles

Can you buy those with Ameros?

[Pato del Muerto 52529]

36 minutes ago, Gardner Barnes said:

Can you buy those with Ameros?

No. They’re like Marlboro miles. You have to earn them by giving a little bit of your life away every day. 

[Anton Chigurh 3319]

 

Westwood represent. We have produced Mack Brown specials such as Greg Dolan, Dustin Miksch and Mac McWhorter.

[Burt Macklin 19038]

2 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

Wrong thread. Sorry.

Must’ve posted actual recruiting info.

[BigHorn'13 3370]

2 hours ago, AndThenIWentToTexas said:

 

Swing and a miss. Guess you don't get neck

[futureman 22488]

1 hour ago, Anton Chigurh said:

Westwood represent. We have produced Mack Brown specials such as Greg Dolan, Dustin Miksch and Mac McWhorter.

 

I probably drank a thousand beers with Greg at the SAE house before he transferred.  good dude. 

[Radical Larry 28645]

Actually is Dolan.

[billfromlaketravis 11519]

20 minutes ago, futureman said:

I probably drank a thousand beers with Greg at the SAE house before he transferred.  good dude. 

Nobody partied harder than Chance Mock. 

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1612]

26 minutes ago, futureman said:

I probably drank a thousand beers with Greg at the SAE house before he transferred.  good dude. 

That explains a lot.  He sucked dick like you do.

[Pato del Muerto 52529]

27 minutes ago, futureman said:

I probably drank a thousand beers with Greg at the SAE house before he transferred.  good dude. 

You’re probably the motherfucker that burned it down. 

[TheRRKid 227]

2 hours ago, Anton Chigurh said:

 

Westwood represent. We have produced Mack Brown specials such as Greg Dolan, Dustin Miksch and Mac McWhorter.

 

OJ McClintock

[futureman 22488]

23 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You’re probably the motherfucker that burned it down. 

I burned down a few while I was there.  but no I got the new building. 

[Anton Chigurh 3319]

OJ McClintock

True, solid basketball player too.

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

8 hours ago, HenryJames said:

It’s farther from Austin to El Paso than it is from the earth to the moon.

I love you from Austin to El Paso and back.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

The sun has riz, the sun has set, and we ain't out of Texas yet.  

[TtomTerrific 200]

16 hours ago, Anton Chigurh said:

 

Westwood represent. We have produced Mack Brown specials such as Greg Dolan, Dustin Miksch and Mac McWhorter.

 

"Onita Jerrod McClintock, as a whirling dervish" [/Craig Way] 

[texifornia 57014]

https://247sports.com/player/perrion-winfrey-46039840/

[Beau Vine 54256]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

https://247sports.com/player/perrion-winfrey-46039840/

Pass.  I don't want guys who abuse apostropes like that.  Oh wait, he's a DT?

[Nope 3114]

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Pass.  I don't want guys who abuse apostropes like that.  Oh wait, he's a DT?

He tried “universitys” but auto correct wouldn’t allow it

[Pato del Muerto 52529]

5 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Pass.  I don't want guys who abuse apostropes like that.  Oh wait, he's a DT?

Apostropes you say?

[Magus Ossis 2802]

11 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Apostropes you say?

Yes, apostropes. From the Greek απο meaning “from” or “away” and στροπε meaning “crap, a typo.”

[Machinator 32099]

Princely