Texas Recruiting Notes 2020

[Pato del Muerto 53537]

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

We’ve reached peak fucked 

If you don’t like it, leave. Don’t let the door hit you Asiago. 

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1640]

This thread is making me want to drink until my livarot.

Edited June 27, 2019 by GlenFromTheMailRoom

[Fud 9724]

Anything interesting in TFB's paywall update? 

[PsychMike 1553]

5 minutes ago, deech said:

I'd like to stick my pecorino.

[CowboyFred 1162]

[Tex Pete 21489]

This thread is wheels off. 

[Machinator 32103]

Just now, Fud said:

Anything interesting in TFB's paywall update? 

Not grate news, but could be worse. Don't feel too bleu.

***Xavion Alford – Am told that this one is trending hard to Bama. Not looking great for Texas at the moment now that Bama is pushing hard but we’ll see how that holds up. Did want to prepare you all though.

***Lathan Ransom – As I mentioned, Lathan himself said earlier in the week to me that Ohio State had pulled ahead of Texas. Obviously, he was fresh off the trip so things can settle down.

They are looking at a July decision. So, an announcement is going to come fairly quickly.

***Bryson Washington – Immediately after the visit, I checked with Bryson and this one was trending back towards Texas. I spoke to him earlier today over the phone and he says that he is still going back and forth and plans to have his final decision made up this weekend just before he announces on July 4th.

***Kelee Ringo – Ringo did not make it in for the Texas Heat Wave this weekend. Wanted to note that because we did have him on our list and he was expected to attend.

Texas is in a fight with Georgia here. Just need the season to get here and need to smash LSU to solidify dominance over the SEC.

[Sgt. Slaughter 2902]

[sidis 10018]

[UncleBuck 6455]

11 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

This thread is wheels off. 

gouda fooled me

[lonestar3 274]

1 hour ago, Lonestar4.8 said:

It's nacho place to tell us who we should be Alfred of

Sent from my ONEPLUS A5000 using Tapatalk
 

Oh I SEE YOU see you.

[lonestar3 274]

16 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Not grate news, but could be worse. Don't feel too bleu.

 

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***Xavion Alford – Am told that this one is trending hard to Bama. Not looking great for Texas at the moment now that Bama is pushing hard but we’ll see how that holds up. Did want to prepare you all though.

***Lathan Ransom – As I mentioned, Lathan himself said earlier in the week to me that Ohio State had pulled ahead of Texas. Obviously, he was fresh off the trip so things can settle down.

They are looking at a July decision. So, an announcement is going to come fairly quickly.

***Bryson Washington – Immediately after the visit, I checked with Bryson and this one was trending back towards Texas. I spoke to him earlier today over the phone and he says that he is still going back and forth and plans to have his final decision made up this weekend just before he announces on July 4th.

***Kelee Ringo – Ringo did not make it in for the Texas Heat Wave this weekend. Wanted to note that because we did have him on our list and he was expected to attend.

Texas is in a fight with Georgia here. Just need the season to get here and need to smash LSU to solidify dominance over the SEC.

 

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[closetojumping 65452]

43 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

I mean Penn State allegedly has a serious hard drug problem, so the odds certainly favor what you're suggesting.

I read this a few times trying to find the silly cheese pun in this post. 

[Ricky's one-hitter 9622]

[Pato del Muerto 53537]

3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I read this a few times trying to find the silly cheese pun in this post. 

You’d have to be a Whiz to find one

[KYHorn 17617]

3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I read this a few times trying to find the silly cheese cheesy pun in this post. 

FIFY

[Sgt. Slaughter 2902]

3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I read this a few times trying to find the silly cheese pun in this post. 

They stopped allowing cheese jokes in happy valley after Sandusky put his little pecorino boy.

[Orange&White 5573]

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You’d have to be a Whiz to find one

Or work for the government.

[Katfid54 9005]

2 minutes ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:

They stopped allowing cheese jokes in happy valley after Sandusky put his little pecorino boy.

[Not a Sock 2366]

8 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I read this a few times trying to find the silly cheese pun in this post. 

Supposedly happy valley has the team addicted to some hard cheddar.

Edited June 27, 2019 by Not a Sock

[Pato del Muerto 53537]

Just now, Not a Sock said:

Supposedly happy valley has a the team addicted to some hard cheddar.

I figured they preferred spreadable. 

[Chopper 17432]

Fuck this, I'm gonna make like Bob Kraft and find a local spa that offers a spicy jalapeno jack.

[Ricky's one-hitter 9622]

Just now, Sgt. Slaughter said:

They stopped allowing cheese jokes in happy valley after Sandusky put his little pecorino boy.

There it is. Found it.

[Not a Sock 2366]

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I figured they preferred spreadable. 

No spreadable is what they have over in Lubbock.

[victory88 5772]

I just don’t get why it’s so hard for this staff to recruit some muensters on the D-line?  

[UDontKnow 10572]

15 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I read this a few times trying to find the silly cheese pun in this post. 

Gouda hell!

[NoName 17158]

3 minutes ago, victory88 said:

I just don’t get why it’s so hard for this staff to recruit some muensters on the D-line?  

this one killed me.

now we just need some #MUNSTERS fan edits

[Dbeasy 15601]

I read this a few times trying to find the silly cheese pun in this post. 

I read this a few times trying to find the silly cheese pun in this post.

[Machinator 32103]

Just now, NoName said:

this one killed me.

now we just need some #MUNSTERS fan edits

@Txsbigeasy1

[SA-KC_Horn 1298]

The constipation in this thread is real.

[BigBenBamboozle 1957]

4 minutes ago, SA-KC_Horn said:

The constipation in this thread is real.

The dairy definitely isn't helping. 

[Katfid54 9005]

Imagine how cool it would be to be Broughton's young cousin and know you had a full ride to a D1 school.  Fromage ten that kid already has a D1 offer.  Wow.

[TexasEx 1697]

Queso, do we know who's next on commit watch?  

[Get ln My Van 934]

[Hiphopopotamos 21191]

These last few pages are brutal.  Totally adelost for words right now.  You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

[PencilPusher 454]

[satyanash 15630]

[irishtexan 11712]

I hate all of you. 

[bigup2dahorns 3348]

The cheese pairs nicely with all the wine-ing in this thread, so we have that going for us . . .

[Harry Ellis 445]

Live look at Giles killing it on the recruiting trail:

[texifornia 59017]

aw fuck it's cheese colored

 

[UncleBuck 6455]

here have some news, you buncha babybels

 

 

 

[Harry Ellis 445]

26 minutes ago, SA-KC_Horn said:

The constipation in this thread is real.

Maybe someone should've given Wareheim more cheese right before his visit to the Little house, because what he did to that poor family's toilet wasn't gouda.

[Hiphopopotamos 21191]

He's literally fucking  Ohio St. 

[UncleBuck 6455]

Just now, Hiphopopotamos said:

He's literally fucking  Ohio St. 

🎶Ringo on muh back,

Buckeye on muh dick🎶

Edited June 27, 2019 by UncleBuck

[UncleBuck 6455]

9 minutes ago, texifornia said:

aw fuck it's cheese colored

 

"Bel Paese Respect my decision"

[Katfid54 9005]

12 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

🎶Ringo on muh back,

Buckeye on muh dick🎶

I got the raclette in the back

Rind is still attached

Got a pantry for my cache

Fungus you’ll have to scratch

Eat it for hors d’oeuvres,

With your wedding and divorce,

My brie is so uncanny

You‘ll want to give it intercourse, now

[Chili dog 1810]

14 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

He's literally fucking  Ohio St. 

How’d he manage that..?

[Katfid54 9005]

Just now, Chili dog said:

How’d he manage that..?

Pretty easily, actually.  His prime delivery day is the 21st of the month, and they always have a huge shipment of cock rings going to the football department.

[KYHorn 17617]

I think this means he chose us?