Texas Recruiting Notes 2020

[BERT 4499]

The cheese puns are great, much better than the last few meltdown pages y'all were growing fondue of. 

Hopefully we don't start filling up on cheesy bread the rest of this cycle

[Neonmoon 38130]

29 minutes ago, texifornia said:

aw fuck it's cheese colored

 

Texas getting the Trey Sanders treatment per usual

[Burt Macklin 19230]

JFC these cheese puns are awful. Let me try to get us back on track here.

After beating jawja in the Sugar Bowl, it looked like the 2020 class would be off to a grate start and we were all happy, dancing around like RumpleStilton.  Then UGA and tOSU scurried in like mice and said Ringo, Ransom, and Robinson are Nacho croots.  Now, all that’s left is a pile of de Brie and this board is feeling Blue about it. Thankfully, there’s one man who can turn this around for us, Oscar “I’m Gouda Recruiting” Giles, and he’s about to break the glass that says in Queso emergency and caerphilly put this class back together again, one block at a time.  This recruiting cheesus is gonna be taking the wheel and make this recruiting bus do a sharp (cheddar) U-turn.

[kegman 187]

In on 420

[texifornia 59017]

2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Texas getting the Trey Sanders treatment per usual

Yeah when we're the sentimental choice alongside Bama, UGA and Oregon, we're in for, in the words of @closetojumping, "a smooth buttfucking".

[Chili dog 1810]

2,000 pages, here we come. 

[Elmer_Fudd 23015]

So is Logan-Redding a take now?

[UTperks 28]

4 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

2,000 pages, here we come. 

User name checks out. Where’s the cheese?

[Chili dog 1810]

Just now, UTperks said:

User name checks out. Where’s the cheese?

I guess I Gouda done better. 

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

2 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

2,000 pages, here we come. 

That's not gonna be EZ cheez. Perhaps you will prove to be prophetic in your post and it will age well.

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

2 minutes ago, UTperks said:

User name checks out. Where’s the cheese?

I figured it would by shredded and spread across the center.

[lemonandaturd 4289]

2 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Other than Wilson, are there any other Cali recruits we're after? I don't remember competing with any of the usual suspects for Cali recruits these days; no UCLA or Colorado, for example. Maybe it's just because Rick Neufchâtel isn't coaching at either place any more.

He is in the booth now with Brent Limburger .  

[Chili dog 1810]

This has gone on long enough. Can we cut the cheese talk?

Edited June 27, 2019 by Chili dog

[Sgt. Slaughter 2902]

39 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

I think this means he chose us?

If you slide Oregon to the left of ohio state, it spells Asiago. Fully aligned.

[Katfid54 9005]

1 minute ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:

If you slide Oregon to the left of ohio state, it spells Asiago. Fully aligned.

ASIAGOOHIOOSTATE Hook Em

Edited June 27, 2019 by Katfid54

[KYHorn 17617]

Just now, Sgt. Slaughter said:

If you slide Oregon to the left of ohio state, it spells Asiago. Fully aligned.

I was going for the "Asiagoooooo Texas" pun. 

[Johnny Sack 8397]

4 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Echeese .... is also a ... fan ...of ... the ellipsis but ... he ... doesn't ... know what they are used .... for....

A few years ago he learned the concept of logical fallacies. He was like a kid with a new toy. For about a year afterward, every argument that you put forth that he did not agree with was a logical fallacy

I remember him doing that constantly.  He’d misuse “red herring” or “strawman” and claim victory in the argument.  

He is the worst kind of ignorant dumbass.

[LTtxfan 50008]

10 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

This has gone on long enough. Can we cut the cheese talk?

Ok... here's some music

🎶  Nacho.. Nacho.. Man  🎶 

 

[LTtxfan 50008]

23 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

This has gone on long enough. Can we cut the cheese talk?

Ok... here's some music

          🎶  NACHO... NACHO... MAN  🎶 

 

 

Edited June 27, 2019 by LTtxfan

[Harvdog 2417]

In on 420 and all the cheese.  I heard that aggy was storing up French cheese in a barn just in case there were some replays of the cucking that Jimbo was so fond of.  Evidently it blew up.  There was Da Brie all over the place. 

[TheFlyingBoat 913]

420 and cheese huh?

[GotThatFire 166]

Got damnit son of a bitch mother fucker

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

24 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

In on 420 and all the cheese.  I heard that aggy was storing up French cheese in a barn just in case there were some replays of the cucking that Jimbo was so fond of.  Evidently it blew up.  There was Da Brie all over the place. 

Da Brie? Why she played sue storm in the Imagine Entertainment adaptation of the fantastic four.

[ClubWhatever 12317]

What’s that one about Mack and cheese?  Don’t know, camembert.  

[DontCallMeSurly 56]

What once was a recruiting board is now a cheese board.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

45 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

This has gone on long enough. Can we cut the cheese talk?

You tired of all the farting around? I thought it was a gas.

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

2 minutes ago, DontCallMeSurly said:

What once was a recruiting board is now a cheese board.

Just don't get your panties in a wad about cutting the cheese.

[DontCallMeSurly 56]

1 minute ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

Just don't get your panties in a wad about cutting the cheese.

That would only happen if I caught wind of it.

[TheFlyingBoat 913]

9 minutes ago, DontCallMeSurly said:

What once was a recruiting board is now a cheese board.

So what's the board's opinion on bringing in some charcuterie and/or jams? We keeping it closed to cheese only or kicking it up a notch?

[Chili dog 1810]

38 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Ok... here's some music

          🎶  NACHO... NACHO... MAN  🎶 

 

 

I long for the days when we were trying to provolone recruit, like Broughton or Bijan, could make or break a class. 

[TheFlyingBoat 913]

7 minutes ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

Just don't get your panties in a wad about cutting the cheese.

Would hate to stand downwind of Surly cheese cutting 

[Katfid54 9005]

Just now, Chili dog said:

I long for the days when we were trying to provolone recruit, like Broughton or Bijan, could make or break a class. 

don't stop brielieving.

[Huckleberry 34690]

can't believe i'm going to say this but... fuck... i think this might be true.
Harsin was better, but was only here for two years.  Other than that, though, we've been pretty much wandering in the wilderness.

Holy shit this was a bad post. I'm going to stop, make this post, then continue reading the thread. If you haven't been eviscerated to the point of apology by the time I get to the end then this board is as bad as the football board

[Chili dog 1810]

40 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

In on 420 and all the cheese.  I heard that aggy was storing up French cheese in a barn just in case there were some replays of the cucking that Jimbo was so fond of.  Evidently it blew up.  There was Da Brie all over the place. 

Well played, Havarti Dog. 

[Machinator 32103]

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

 

 

Holy shit this was a bad post. I'm going to stop, make this post, then continue reading the thread. If you haven't been eviscerated to the point of apology by the time I get to the end then this board is as bad as the football board

 

Huckleberry by the time he catches up:

[Chili dog 1810]

7 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

don't stop brielieving.

Some are born to sing the bleus, I’m afraid. 

[texifornia 59017]

4 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

 

 

Holy shit this was a bad post. I'm going to stop, make this post, then continue reading the thread. If you haven't been eviscerated to the point of apology by the time I get to the end then this board is as bad as the football board

 

Hahahahahaha oh boy are you in for the unique kind of disappointment only surly can provide

[Huckleberry 34690]

Holy fuck I was more right than I could have possibly imagined

[theaveragejon 1104]

420 off to a strong start.

[Chili dog 1810]

8 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Holy fuck I was more right than I could have possibly imagined

Vel-

 

-veeta discussed something else if there had been anything else worth discussing. 

[Alex Karev 1069]

More like a strong FART.

[Enchubben 5600]

all y’all mfers need a timeout. These last couple pages were bad.

[randygilman 643]

Well well well, it’s the verbal Herman Muenster 

[LTtxfan 50008]

2 minutes ago, Alex Karev said:

More like a strong FART.

     A little Van Wilder lady cuttin' the cheese.....

[Burntcowboy 1845]

 

[Burntcowboy 1845]

Screw you Terry

 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20931]

One of you used to post a list of cheeses of the world. There were something like  2,000 cheeses.  Long cheese.  I wish I had that list because from time to time it would come in handy, like when I'm trying to make a cheese-related pun. 

 

[Burntcowboy 1845]

I realize my posts might not belong on this thread, but the bullshit cheese crap was getting out of hand 

[randygilman 643]

1 minute ago, Burntcowboy said:

Screw you Terry

 

How is a fat old Louisiana Tech grad rambling about a junior QB relevant to recruiting you fucking idiot

 

parmesan

Edited June 27, 2019 by randygilman

[Newy25 7924]

Ya’ll mother fuckers need Jesus.