Texas Recruiting Notes 2020

[Ricky's one-hitter 9081]

1 minute ago, Casual Encounter said:

Stiles, in her prime, would definitely not have to wait until 3 am.

[ShowmeyourTDs 1140]

6 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

You people with the Julia Styles love.  WTF.  Next you're going to say snaggle-toothed Kirsten Dunst was an underrated hottie of the early 00s, too, aren't you?

[Beau Vine 53827]

15 hours ago, satyanash said:

Mike, I saw you wrote that you would let us in on the Bijan scoop after he commits (probably to OSU.) Why the wait? Would the info influence Texas' chance with him or were you asked to keep silent?

I always wait until a recruit makes his decision in a situation like that. It's more to explain in detail everything I heard, and so much could change between now and the decision.

This is the most stupid bullshit answer ever.  Actual answer: I need more time to conjure up a believable narrative.

[Beau Vine 53827]

14 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

He has a good job, with a good team.  Coach Barbay will get them to Newton levels of playoff success very soon. 

...if they quit dicking him around.

[deech 2248]

4 hours ago, Fud said:

Ketchum has Troy Omeire as the #7 prospect in the state in his update

It's important to remember that Ketchum is a fraudulent cocksucker who has created false stories for hits to the detriment of both the University of Texas and its recruiting efforts.  

Like anyone on Herman's staff is going to talk to that worm after the Orlando story and give them their WR rankings in the state.

[irishtexan 11434]

My buddy dated Julia Styles for a few years but she broke up with him to be with Dexter. We don't like her. 

[gmr548 16377]

Julia Styles talk not going away.

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[Reese Bennett 3601]

22 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

My buddy dated Julia Styles for a few years but she broke up with him to be with Dexter. We don't like her. 

Don't care if you like her or not. All we want to know is how she was in the sack.

[Barry_McCokiner 160]

58 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

You people with the Julia Styles love.  WTF.  Next you're going to say snaggle-toothed Kirsten Dunst was an underrated hottie of the early 00s, too, aren't you?

I think dunst had her moments.  Curvy blonde.  

[Barry_McCokiner 160]

46 minutes ago, deech said:

It's important to remember that Ketchum is a fraudulent cocksucker who has created false stories for hits to the detriment of both the University of Texas and its recruiting efforts.  

Like anyone on Herman's staff is going to talk to that worm after the Orlando story and give them their WR rankings in the state.

Ketchum is a sjw who would live for herman to fail.  

[closetojumping 62030]

57 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

You people with the Julia Styles love.  WTF.  Next you're going to say snaggle-toothed Kirsten Dunst was an underrated hottie of the early 00s, too, aren't you?

Both Julia Styles and Kirsten Dunst, as boring and flat-faced as Styles is and snaggletoothed and probably dirty as Dunst is, are hot enough and famous enough that any person on this sad board would be bragging about either hookup as a peak life moment for the rest of their lives. You fucking Casanovas acting otherwise are thread-constipating clowns. 

[Katfid54 8583]

Sounds like CTJ has an ugly wife.

[Abogado Peligroso 89]

51 minutes ago, deech said:

It's important to remember that Ketchum is a fraudulent cocksucker who has created false stories for hits to the detriment of both the University of Texas and its recruiting efforts.  

Like anyone on Herman's staff is going to talk to that worm after the Orlando story and give them their WR rankings in the state.

Can you elaborate on the Orlando story for the uninformed?

[Vertigo 20217]

1 hour ago, 6th Street said:

To keep it recruiting related, who is the Julia Stiles of this recruiting season - the 3am hookup after striking out on the 7-9's?

Stan Drayton

[deech 2248]

55 minutes ago, deech said:

It's important to remember that Ketchum is a fraudulent cocksucker who has created false stories for hits to the detriment of both the University of Texas and its recruiting efforts.  

Like anyone on Herman's staff is going to talk to that worm after the Orlando story and give them their WR rankings in the state.

FML, that was Chip.  My fault Ketch.  All the fraudulent $9.95'ers start to blend together.  I retract this post.

[deech 2248]

6 minutes ago, Abogado Peligroso said:

Can you elaborate on the Orlando story for the uninformed?

Chip Brown reported that Todd Orlando had interviewed with SMU for their head coaching vacancy.  This report was directly cited by an out of state defensive recruit for the reason he did not commit to Texas.  Orlando has publicly said it was a completely false article and blasted the report.

[Walden Ponderer 12638]

2 minutes ago, deech said:

FML, that was Chip.  My fault Ketch.  All the fraudulent $9.95'ers start to blend together.  I retract this post.

Ketch defrauded a charity, which makes him a worse cocksucker than FCB. He's also a lazy slob who is bad at his job, so really, take your pick of reasons to hate his fat ass, but don't apologize for doing so.

[MoJames 8240]

14 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Sounds like CTJ has an ugly wife.

Probably looks something like Melissa Joan Hart

[Walden Ponderer 12638]

1 minute ago, MoJames said:

Probably looks something like Melissa Joan Hart

Or more like the animatronic cat.

[Katfid54 8583]

1 minute ago, MoJames said:

Probably looks something like Melissa Joan Hart

Well that would explain it all.

[texifornia 56199]

17 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Sounds like CTJ has an ugly wife.

I think you must just like more Rubenesque women.

[Katfid54 8583]

Just now, texifornia said:

I think you must just like more Rubenesque women.

Would:

[Brandywine 1310]

Man, this summer seems long! 

[UDontKnow 10439]

8 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Or more like the animatronic cat.

[Katfid54 8583]

Real talk, though:  Only an idiot would put Kirsten Dunst or Julia Styles on the same tier as Melissa Joan Hart.  In the rankings of celeb hotness, peak MJH is a high-three/borderline-four star.  Dunst and Styles are two stars desperately showing up to camps trying to earn a third star.

Edited July 11, 2019 by Katfid54

[irishtexan 11434]

24 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Both Julia Styles and Kirsten Dunst, as boring and flat-faced as Styles is and snaggletoothed and probably dirty as Dunst is, are hot enough and famous enough that any person on this sad board would be bragging about either hookup as a peak life moment for the rest of their lives. You fucking Casanovas acting otherwise are thread-constipating clowns. 

[Thiefery 4940]

2 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Real talk, though:  Only an idiot would put Kirsten Dunst or Julia Styles on the same tier as Melissa Joan Hart.  In the rankings of celeb hotness, peak MJH is a high-three/borderline-four star.  Dunst and Styles are two stars desperately showing up to camps trying to earn a third star.

BOMC

[UncleBuck 6444]

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[GRHorn 105]

Cmon you know all these guys who follow the twitter interactions of teenage football players only bang 10s. 

[Katfid54 8583]

Just now, UncleBuck said:

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Comment/context might be helpful, given that this doesn't appear related to anything.

[GRHorn 105]

7 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Real talk, though:  Only an idiot would put Kirsten Dunst or Julia Styles on the same tier as Melissa Joan Hart.  In the rankings of celeb hotness, peak MJH is a high-three/borderline-four star.  Dunst and Styles are two stars desperately showing up to camps trying to earn a third star.

But what about Sarah Michelle Gellar? 

[Walden Ponderer 12638]

8 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Real talk, though:  Only an idiot would put Kirsten Dunst or Julia Styles on the same tier as Melissa Joan Hart.  In the rankings of celeb hotness, peak MJH is a high-three/borderline-four star.  Dunst and Styles are two stars desperately showing up to camps trying to earn a third star.

[texifornia 56199]

Just now, GRHorn said:

But what about Sarah Michelle Gellar? 

Buffy-era SMG blows everyone previously mentioned out of the water.

[UncleBuck 6444]

Just now, Katfid54 said:

Comment/context might be helpful, given that this doesn't appear related to anything.

Miles rhymes with Stiles

[Katfid54 8583]

Just now, GRHorn said:

But what about Sarah Michelle Gellar? 

Easy four star.  Come on, man.

[Katfid54 8583]

1 minute ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Sabrina looking thicc.

[futureman 22365]

1 hour ago, Scholz said:

Sandra Bernhard?  Susan Boyle?  Nancy Grace?  Kathy Griffin?

there’s nothing I wouldn’t do with nancy grace.  

[Orange&White 5515]

Jesus Fucksticks! You people are a god damn beating.

[Barry_McCokiner 160]

1 hour ago, Casual Encounter said:

Stiles, in her prime, would definitely not have to wait until 3 am.

 

Edited July 11, 2019 by Barry_McCokiner

[UDontKnow 10439]

7 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

Jesus Fucksticks! You people are a god damn beating.

And yet you post here, what does that say about you?

[IDIOTsavant 8429]

1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

And yet you post here, what does that say about you?

I'm an idiot...

[Orange&White 5515]

3 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

And yet you post here, what does that say about you?

That this, unfortunately, happens to be the best least terrible of a bunch of terrible options for aggregated recruiting info?

Edited July 11, 2019 by Orange&White

[BabaYaga 15189]

20 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Real talk, though:  Only an idiot would put Kirsten Dunst or Julia Styles on the same tier as Melissa Joan Hart.  In the rankings of celeb hotness, peak MJH is a high-three/borderline-four star.  Dunst and Styles are two stars desperately showing up to camps trying to earn a third star.

Hi guys.....any more cupcakes....

[Barry_McCokiner 160]

21 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Real talk, though:  Only an idiot would put Kirsten Dunst or Julia Styles on the same tier as Melissa Joan Hart.  In the rankings of celeb hotness, peak MJH is a high-three/borderline-four star.  Dunst and Styles are two stars desperately showing up to camps trying to earn a third star.

[Katfid54 8583]

Just now, Barry_McCokiner said:

She must have an entire roll of toilet paper stuffed inside her bra there:

[Barry_McCokiner 160]

2 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

She must have an entire roll of toilet paper stuffed inside her bra there:

[MoJames 8240]

Here, this one has a chest.

[Katfid54 8583]

1 minute ago, Barry_McCokiner said:

Everyone knows that's post-baby Kirsten Dunst.  Not '00s-era Kirsten Dunst, which is what we were talking about.

[Katfid54 8583]

1 minute ago, MoJames said:

Here, this one has a chest.

She's easily an early '00s five star.

[Luka Skywalker 152]

50 minutes ago, Barry_McCokiner said:

I think dunst had her moments.  Curvy blonde.  

Kirsten Dunst definitely had/has a good body.  Therefore she is hot. 

Stiles has an average face, weird smile, and I can't find anything about her body to write home about.  She is not hot.