Texas Recruiting Notes 2020

[Bigbend1812 12886]

[Burt Macklin 18997]

3 hours ago, BigLonghorn said:

So is it confirmed that Samples is leaving or is it just surly being surly?

 

3 hours ago, UncleBuck said:

Possibly just Surly being Surly. Nothing concrete at all, yet. 

 

3 hours ago, BigLonghorn said:

Haha that's what I figured. 

This aged very well. 

[Fud 9545]

50 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Shit, I knew it. Had to happen. But man, smu might be a place he actually hurts us, until we bring him back. 

Ehhh

[Burt Macklin 18997]

I realize we lost some progress last year due to the site change, but it took us until October 29th last year to hit 500.  

Among the things discussed on page 500 last year were De'Gabriel Floyd's HS highlights being compared to DJ's and speculation about him starting this year. 😥

And, as I'm sure everyone will be shocked to find out, we were discussing staff changes. Specifically, if Beaty would be fired from Kansas and whether he'd replace Beck as OC or take a WR spot so we could even out the staff on offense and defense. 

Best of all, @Vertigo came in strong with his proclamation that Warehime would be fired after the season so we could hire another defensive assistant. 

On 10/30/2018 at 8:13 AM, Vertigo said:

Dont forget Warehime is on borrowed time. He will be gone at the end of the year, which brings things back into balance if Beck or someone else were to retain the OC title.

 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11922]

500 in July? Shiiiiit. We'll hit 1000 by Nov when recruiting has finally picked up. 

[Cairn Horn88 8167]

Hot town, summer in the city
Back of my neck getting dirty and gritty
Been down, isn't it a pity
Doesn't seem to be a shadow in the city

All around, people looking half dead
Walking on the sidewalk, hotter than a match head.

[BabaYaga 15210]

3 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Hot town, summer in the city
Back of my neck getting dirty and gritty
Been down, isn't it a pity
Doesn't seem to be a shadow in the city

All around, people looking half dead
Walking on the sidewalk, hotter than a match head.

[Chili dog 1787]

In on 500.

Honestly, SMU is turning into our triple A club. I like Samples there. He’ll send studs to us who are too good for SMU and vice versa. Then we’ll call him up as soon as we can ditch some dead weight. That’s my glass-half-full thought, anyway. 

Edited July 16, 2019 by Chili dog

[GRHorn 105]

💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 

[GTNY 280]

Did someone say 500? 

[futureman 22414]

12 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

wrong

[TexMexBuddha 987]

500! Hook'em

[SA-KC_Horn 1293]

South Austin's mom 500.

One hellva race.

[Sgt Hulk 13645]

So today we lost VB back to aggy and samples to SMU with all of Dallas.   All we have to do is win a major bowl next year and we are back 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

45 minutes ago, GringoSalado said:

Succeeded Bob Davie @ UNM. Veering further OT (or not, since we're into alliterative names now) I just learned Kai's mom is named Kia.

Lemme guess, he also has Aunt Hyundai and Uncle Daihatsu.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11922]

3 minutes ago, SA-KC_Horn said:

South Austin's mom 500.

One hellva race.

Holy shit! So she's the one in the porn Houston 500. Good times 

[Neonmoon 38127]

1/3 of the way there. 

[BabaYaga 15210]

[MonkeyDoughnut 10144]

[Laxtonto 11927]

So I am guessing hitting 1k will probably happen before the Dec signing deadline.

[Chopper 17154]

For our Spanish speaking friends:

[LTtxfan 48964]

1 hour ago, ajfranz95 said:

Does this mean an angry mob is no longer outside my door? 

Surly Mob will hold off as long as you personally gty that Samples returns to Texas in next year or two...

 

500

Edited July 16, 2019 by LTtxfan

[Teamdirtyleg 1058]

5 hunnerd

[UncleBuck 6445]

1 hour ago, Burt Macklin said:

 

 

This aged very well. 

I guess so did the one from yesterday where I showed TFB liked one of their Samples tweets from February. Nailed it!

[thepop 4409]

Frenzy saying Broughton is now pushing back a week or two.

 

I'm over it.

Edited July 16, 2019 by thepop

[CoachTex 2617]

It always happens on Tuesday right?

[Dummy 344]

Roach 2:30 Update on Broughton: "UPDATE: I just checked in again and it sounds like things will be pushed back to next week. Like I said, nothing surprises me with the timeline right now."

He later noted that he hasn't heard anything to shake his confidence yet.

Edited July 16, 2019 by Dummy

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13010]

If the dude is really having second thoughts, let him get it right. 

[Dummy 344]

Billy Embody on Texas' efforts to keep Samples: "They definitely offered him more money, but ultimately I don't think he could turn down getting on the field/recruiting trail and start down this path."

[Redneck Mutha 7935]

51 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

So today we lost VB back to aggy and samples to SMU with all of Dallas.   All we have to do is win a major bowl next year and we are back 

 God help us if we just barely win.

[UncleBuck 6445]

7 minutes ago, Dummy said:

Roach 2:30 Update on Broughton: "UPDATE: I just checked in again and it sounds like things will be pushed back to next week. Like I said, nothing surprises me with the timeline right now."

3:00 "UPDATE: I just checked again, here thirty minutes later, and it sounds like the decision has been pushed back to yesterday."

[Machinator 32097]

So 9.95ers haven't realized that Broughton is just fucking with them yet? He's going to announce when he feels like it.

[Mdhorn 5911]

WTH, in on 500.  Wish Samples stuck but Texas may get to circle back later.  SMU means he's serious about coaching and lordy, I hope the wr's coach isn't the same in a year or two. 

[UncleBuck 6445]

6 minutes ago, Machinator said:

So 9.95ers haven't realized that Broughton is just fucking with them yet? He's going to announce when he feels like it.

Seems like it. 

[satyanash 14281]

9 minutes ago, Dummy said:

Roach 2:30 Update on Broughton: "UPDATE: I just checked in again and it sounds like things will be pushed back to next week. Like I said, nothing surprises me with the timeline right now."

He later noted that he hasn't heard anything to shake his confidence yet.

[Mdhorn 5911]

Just now, Machinator said:

So 9.95ers haven't realized that Broughton is just fucking with them yet? He's going to announce when he feels like it.

I'm good with that.

[BabaYaga 15210]

14 minutes ago, thepop said:

Frenzy saying Broughton is now pushing back a week or two.

 

I'm over it.

Rivals/247 needs a ranking to recruiting drama to on-field performance metric to gauge how much of this shit is worth it with these kids.  

[Katfid54 8591]

Oh shit CTJ and I are on European vacations at the same time. We are going to burn this motherfucking continent to the ground. 

[Katfid54 8591]

And still in on 500. Haha fuck you guys

[texifornia 56510]

500 what upppppp

Yeah Broughton's probably just screwing around, as the bot said. Video is done so he'll just mess around until he's bored.

Edited July 16, 2019 by texifornia

[victory88 5658]

500 bitches!  fuck ou and fuck aggy and fuck 9.95ers

 

edit:  oops... 501 BITCHES!

Edited July 16, 2019 by victory88

[DaysOff 7851]

500×50 pal

[GRHorn 105]

 

22 minutes ago, thepop said:

Frenzy saying Broughton is now pushing back a week or two.

 

I'm over it.

He gone 

[South Austin 52140]

26 minutes ago, thepop said:

Frenzy saying Broughton is now pushing back a week or two.

 

I'm over it.

Sorry guys.  Dealership said there was a delay in getting the F250.  I'm trying to expedite the delivery as best I can.

[texifornia 56510]

6 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

500×50 pal

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13010]

I’ve got the 501 blues.

[MoJames 8241]

13 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

 

He gone 

[Chopper 17154]

23 minutes ago, Machinator said:

So 9.95ers haven't realized that Broughton is just fucking with them yet? He's going to announce when he feels like it.

Don't worry, they've got this like they're on auto pilot. 

[MirrOlure 14625]

Oh shit CTJ and I are on European vacations at the same time. We are going to burn this motherfucking continent to the ground. 

Did either of your wives bring a hairdryer? That’s all you’ll need.

[ClubWhatever 12087]

7 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

I’ve got the 501 blues.

I was in your mom’s 501 blues last night