Texas Recruiting Notes 2020

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

23 hours ago, Bevo said:

I'm thinking I would prefer that the porn star feed me pizza. I mean, I would most certainly enjoy the bj, but then I would worry about an std for the next few years. Fuck it. 

 

That sounds like a regular Friday night for me.

/humblebrag 

[elguapo 4620]

[derp 845]

35 minutes ago, elguapo said:

You know that some poor schmuck at each of the recruiting services has to spend the weekend refreshing that kid's twitter feed.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13434]

13 minutes ago, derp said:

You know that some poor schmuck at each of the recruiting services has to spend the weekend refreshing that kid's twitter feed.

The question is, how many Surly posters do the same thing?

[Pato del Muerto 53477]

17 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

The question is, how many Surly posters do the same thing?

Fuck no I’m better than that. I refresh this page waiting for one of those people to post when it happens. 

[txhorns 2421]

4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

We’re looking a little light on rbs this cycle, make sure sanders has to red shirt wink wink.

-saban, maybe

He can still leave in 3 years and this way they would get less out of him.

[NorLa Horns 1458]

58 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

The question is, how many Surly posters do the same thing?

not only dont tweet at recruits. dont follow them.

let the 9.95s do that. theyll post anything relevent. and you can convince yourself that "you" arent a pervy old dude obessing over teenage boys.

[Sgt. Slaughter 2899]

1 hour ago, NorLa Horns said:

not only dont tweet at recruits. dont follow them.

let the 9.95s do that. theyll post anything relevent. and you can convince yourself that "you" arent a pervy old dude obessing over teenage boys.

Sounds like this hits close to home.

[Bevojoe 44]

On 8/4/2019 at 11:55 AM, Pato del Muerto said:

I’ll still be rooting for auburn against aggy for the lulz. 

Yeah, I root for anybody playing against aggy.

[Bigbend1812 13059]

[Pato del Muerto 53477]

[lemonandaturd 4289]

Jerrin,  we need some good news.  

[NorLa Horns 1458]

2 hours ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:

Sounds like this hits close to home.

pot? meet kettle

[Colonel Sanders 1392]

[Rick Fuckin’ Dalton 174]

Perroni said it’s down to Texas and A&M for Xavion Alford. Also said he’ll commit before his first game 

Edited August 11, 2019 by Rick Fuckin’ Dalton

[SydneyCarton 49484]

16 minutes ago, Rick Fuckin’ Dalton said:

Perroni said it’s down to Texas and A&M for Xavion Alford. Also said he’ll commit before his first game 

9 sweet downvotes till you have to register a new piece of shit account.. 

[lemonandaturd 4289]

15 minutes ago, Rick Fuckin’ Dalton said:

Perroni said it’s down to Texas and A&M for Xavion Alford. Also said he’ll commit before his first game 

Fuck Perroni.  He is a bigger ass clown than Hamm.  Nobody gives a shit about these so called "head to heads" with aggy.  

[Rick Fuckin’ Dalton 174]

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

9 sweet downvotes till you have to register a new piece of shit account.. 

Lol dude idc tbh

[Texas007 195]

 

[Not a Sock 2366]

Why are we crowd sourcing this guy? Is he one of Carl Winslow’s socks?

[Rickylovesweed 15503]

Just now, Not a Sock said:

Why are we crowd sourcing this guy? Is he one of Carl Winslow’s socks?

I would bet he's aggy based on the fact everyone knows Alford is going there and he keeps asking about Alford. 

[Nope 3151]

7 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

I would bet he's aggy based on the fact everyone knows Alford is going there and he keeps asking about Alford. 

Good enough for me 

Negged

[KYHorn 17614]

13 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

Why are we crowd sourcing this guy? Is he one of Carl Winslow’s socks?

I'm pretty certain he was a new guy who couldn't read the room nor take criticism, and was subsequently caught up in the Winslow neg wave of early August. It gives and it takes away.

Edited August 11, 2019 by KYHorn

[elguapo 4620]

Perroni said it’s down to Texas and A&M for Xavion Alford. Also said he’ll commit before his first game 

Aggy is so bad at trolling

[MexHorn 153]

Wooooo killshot, carls gone for now at least

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

Was something going to happen today or nah??

 

 

[totallynotabuttpirate 5484]

6 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

Was something going to happen today or nah??

 

 

Jerrin just said "stay tuned this weekend", or something like that. 

Don't worry, I'll be up all night refreshing his twitter. 

Edited August 11, 2019 by totallynotabuttpirate

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13434]

41 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Jerrin just said "stay tuned this weekend", or something like that. 

Don't worry, I'll be up all night refreshing his twitter. 

Is that what you boys call it these days?

[Beau Vine 55863]

2 hours ago, Rick Fuckin’ Dalton said:

Lol dude idc tbh

That's fortunate.  Hakuna mutata, brah.

[Beau Vine 55863]

1 hour ago, KYHorn said:

I'm pretty certain he was a new guy who couldn't read the room nor take criticism, and was subsequently caught up in the Winslow neg wave of early August. It gives and it takes away.

This is also his second round of crowd sourcing, so say la vee.  (preferred surly spelling).

Edited August 11, 2019 by Beau Vine

[Longboard Horn 41351]

On 8/3/2019 at 6:57 PM, Bevojoe said:

Yeah, Auburn is Alabama's "cow pasture college" like aggy is the "cow shit college" in Texas.

FIFY 

[Sgt. Slaughter 2899]

9 hours ago, NorLa Horns said:

pot? meet kettle

I’m not trying to convince myself this isn’t a weird hobby.

[Wishbone 4958]

8 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

Fuck Perroni.  He is a bigger ass clown than Hamm.  Nobody gives a shit about these so called "head to heads" with aggy.  

This. Also, if Texas wanted Alford bad enough, he’d be a  Longhorn already.

[Bigbend1812 13059]

[Newy25 7916]

13 hours ago, Bevojoe said:

Yeah, I root for anybody playing against aggy.

If Aggy played a stretch of games against ISIS, the Taliban, North Korea and the Jonas Brothers I would still root against Aggy. 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13434]

6 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

If Aggy played a stretch of games against ISIS, the Taliban, North Korea and the Jonas Brothers I would still root against Aggy. 

[Harvdog 2417]

13 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

If Aggy played a stretch of games against ISIS, the Taliban, North Korea and the Jonas Brothers I would still root against Aggy. 

I can’t root for aggy, period.  Can’t root for OU either.  I heard ISIS has a 5* bomb maker that can really open things up.  

[Machinator 32103]

USC mod CB'd Ty Jordan to Texas.

[Stampeder 92]

3 minutes ago, Machinator said:

USC mod CB'd Ty Jordan to Texas.

They were considered the primary competition, right?  If so, might be the most definitive sign yet.

[GRHorn 105]

7 minutes ago, Machinator said:

USC mod CB'd Ty Jordan to Texas.

 

[BigVegasHorn26 630]

Is J. Thompson still expected to announce this weekend?

[Bevo 13874]

23 minutes ago, BigVegasHorn26 said:

Is J. Thompson still expected to announce this weekend?

Yes

[Pato del Muerto 53477]

Or maybe his tweet was just expressing excitement over this weekend’s preseason nfl games!

[Alex Karev 1065]

Thompson's announcement should be around Beer Thirty or so.

 

[Redneck Mutha 8176]

2 minutes ago, Alex Karev said:

Thompson's announcement should be around Beer Thirty or so.

 

It's well past beer thirty.  

[derp 845]

28 minutes ago, Alex Karev said:

Thompson's announcement should be around Beer Thirty or so.

 

I have about 23 of those a day, you'll need to be more specific.

[XOVERX 5]

Now that we verballed CB Pouncey and appear to lead with Jerrin Thompson, does it matter that we lost the other Thompson to Auburn and may lose Alford to aggy?

[elguapo 4620]

Now that we verballed CB Pouncey and appear to lead with Jerrin Thompson, does it matter that we lost the other Thompson to Auburn and may lose Alford to aggy?

Alford not really, CTJ yeah we need to work on flipping him.

[JFKFC 4978]

[XOVERX 5]

11 minutes ago, elguapo said:

Alford not really, CTJ yeah we need to work on flipping him.

Isn't CTJ considered to be a "tweener" - a step slow for S/NB and a bit light for OLB/R?

With Pouncey having CB speed and standing something like 6'2", couldn't Pouncey, if need be, fill the role envisioned for CTJ? And with likely better results than CTJ?

I just looked. Pouncey is 6'1"" and only 160. Too light for OLB/R. Frame to add weight but too light today.

Edited August 11, 2019 by XOVERX