Texas Recruiting Notes 2020

[crash_davis 23470]

1 minute ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

The Crystal Ball deal is about the dumbest thing ever associated with following recruiting, but the fact that all these homers are somehow compelled to take it seriously enough that they are forced to self-flagellate on a regular basis makes it so damn hilarious. I can't imagine how excruciating it must be for Jeremy Clark or any of those aggy dipshits to crystal ball some of these kids to Texas. As far as I can tell, it's the only real value that the CB gives.

Listen to this man. His wife buys copious amounts of stupid shit. He knows dumb.

[satyanash 15608]

 

[closetojumping 65428]

Just now, satyanash said:

 

Honestly, man, that dickweed doesn't deserve the fucking mention. He doesn't know shit and he frequently does more harm than good for the program. He's also not an additonal data point. Just fucking whiny noise.

[shnsajax 3607]

4 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Honestly, man, that dickweed doesn't deserve the fucking mention. He doesn't know shit and he frequently does more harm than good for the program. He's also not an additonal data point. Just fucking whiny noise.

His name is also Wescott.

[texastough 1142]

FWE

[justhookit 4206]

12 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Honestly, man, that dickweed doesn't deserve the fucking mention. He doesn't know shit and he frequently does more harm than good for the program. He's also not an additonal data point. Just fucking whiny noise.

Not very nice to talk about our own satya that way

[Huckleberry 34657]

5 minutes ago, shnsajax said:

His name is also Wescott.

Scene: Hospital room some decades ago. A baby has just been born.

Doctor:  Congratulations, it's a boy!

Mother: Oh my God he's beautiful! Honey look at our baby boy. 

Father: ...

Mother: Honey, isn't he beautiful? 

Father: ...

Mother: What should we name him? 

Father: For Christ's sake, woman, he looks like a total douche! We might as well name him Wescott or something. 

Mother: What a wonderful idea! 

Camera pans to focus on mother's morphine drip as we fade to black

[texifornia 59017]

 

[Burt Macklin 19230]

37 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Honestly, man, that dickweed doesn't deserve the fucking mention. He doesn't know shit and he frequently does more harm than good for the program. He's also not an additonal data point. Just fucking whiny noise.

Are we sure that Westcott Eberts doesn’t post under the Surly username that’s Bangladeshian for sits while peeing?

[Elmer_Fudd 22994]

The LB that has been mentioned a few times on here from Georgia just got Fong'd to Tennessee.

[satyanash 15608]

1 hour ago, Cashcar said:

Agree - I’d love to see people stop posting BON and giving them publicity. 

In their defense, they troll A&M as well.

 

[Redneck Mutha 8179]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Just fucking whiny noise.

New texaggy motto.

[Pato del Muerto 53505]

I know I wasn’t promised 2 commits today but that’s what I wanted dammit

[Ok. Caol Hook Em! 56]

Super K has been on fucking point 

[cochamps 1885]

51 minutes ago, satyanash said:

In their defense, they troll A&M as well.

 

To be fair, our 7 on 7 team kicked the dawg shit out of Georgia.  Right there at the line of scrimmage.

[UDontKnow 10572]

1 hour ago, Burt Macklin said:

Are we sure that Westcott Eberts doesn’t post under the Surly username that’s Bangladeshian for sits while peeing?

Someone clearly failed World Geography.

[derp 845]

56 minutes ago, Ok. Caol Hook Em! said:

Super K has been on fucking point 

[CB'sGotMeLit 131]

3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Honestly, man, that dickweed doesn't deserve the fucking mention. He doesn't know shit and he frequently does more harm than good for the program. He's also not an additonal data point. Just fucking whiny noise.

Dude wears a fucking flat bill and listens to Fall Out Boy or whatever the new emo shit of the day is.  Fuck his whiny ass

Edited August 17, 2019 by CB'sGotMeLit

[GRHorn 105]

1 hour ago, Ok. Caol Hook Em! said:

Super K has been on fucking point 

I’m starting to think he definitely has connection to staff, probably through commitment videos in the last year. He’s the most likely of all the 9.95ers to have direct interactions with people on the staff because of that. 

I’m thinking it’s BC. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22994]

So is QJ still happening tonight?

[AugieBall 237]

9 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

So is QJ still happening tonight?

Do we get to ban CTJ if he doesn't commit tonight, or only if he doesn't commit at all?

[TotallyLegit 3106]

27 minutes ago, AugieBall said:

Do we get to ban CTJ if he doesn't commit tonight, or only if he doesn't commit at all?

Man, they should make crystal balls for when a recruit is going to announce his commitment.

[Houston20 224]

58 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

So is QJ still happening tonight?

He's probably going to commit tomorrow so he can have his own day since Alford committed today.

[Ricky's one-hitter 9622]

https://twitter.com/d1princely/status/1162545176528719879?s=21

[USMCHorn 1369]

1 minute ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

https://twitter.com/d1princely/status/1162545176528719879?s=21

Tweet was deleted. What it say?

[Babytime 96]

3 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

https://twitter.com/d1princely/status/1162545176528719879?s=21

Already gone.

[immamac 44354]

 

[Ricky's one-hitter 9622]

Dp

[Hiphopopotamos 21191]

 

[Babytime 96]

What starts on Surly changes the World.

 

Smart to delete.

Edited August 17, 2019 by immamac
FTFY

[Richter 2418]

It’s not deleted...

[texifornia 59017]

 

[TotallyLegit 3106]

9 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Some of this SEC talk reminds me of a timeshare sales pitch. "Are you sure you're clever enough to get a timeshare?" "Are you sure you're man enough to play in the SEC?"

Edited August 17, 2019 by TotallyLegit

[Strat 151]

Must hurt when you don't have an offer from "little boy football. Hope he enjoys the game in DKR though

[elguapo 4620]

[Pato del Muerto 53505]

8 minutes ago, elguapo said:

 

Considerate guy to protect jimbo’s ego like this. 

[Magus Ossis 2997]

12 minutes ago, elguapo said:

 

Well that was fun while it lasted 

[Fondren & Main 6901]

Bruh, Princely just following Tyler Durden’s rules.

The first rule about spike club is you do not talk about spike club.

[GotThatFire 166]

4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I know I wasn’t promised 2 commits today but that’s what I wanted dammit

I can't remember the last time 2 players from the same class committed to us on the same day.

 

(watch it prolly happened this year)

[immamac 44354]

Sry for the boo boo

[BigSwingingD 719]

17 hours ago, Boerne Horn said:

This is why I Surly.

Well done Boerne Horn, well done. Respect.

Hook'em 

Oh yeah ...fuck you loochy.

[texifornia 59017]

17 hours ago, Boerne Horn said:

Wow, 200 likes even. Majestic.

[Sock Monkey 746]

1 hour ago, GotThatFire said:

I can't remember the last time 2 players from the same class committed to us on the same day.

 

(watch it prolly happened this year)

Didn't we get about half a dozen commitments/LOIs on 2016 NSD?

[Sgt. Slaughter 2901]

2 hours ago, GotThatFire said:

I can't remember the last time 2 players from the same class committed to us on the same day.

 

(watch it prolly happened this year)

 

2 minutes ago, Sock Monkey said:

Didn't we get about half a dozen commitments/LOIs on 2016 NSD?

And Kris Boyd/Holton Hill prior to that.

[BigSwingingD 719]

11 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Jimbomentum?

I blew past this because of that magnificent post by Boerne Horn. I had to circle back because this has not gotten enough love. It has MASSIVE potential.

When Princely pounds you in the face with a volleyball..Jimbomentum.

When Tom "balls across your nose" Herman drags his nuts across your face...Jimbomentum.

When you miss the jizz jar...Jimbomentum.

When your cheerleaders are fucking dudes...Jimbomentum.

When you stand, sway, waive a white flag and chant like a cult..Jimbomentum.

When you squeeze your nuts so you can feel the teams pain...Jimbomentum.

When you eat the list...Jimbomentum.

When you fling poop...Jimbomentum.

When you make up a bullshit story about a 12th man that gets passed down for generations to the rest of the inbreds...Jimbomentum.

When your only championship (debatable) was in 1939...before WWII...Jimbomentum.

When you talk like a fucking inbred 100 miles an hour and make absolutely no sense..Jimbomentum.

When you "retire" in the asshole of Texas with $75 million (Guaranfuckingteed) on your way to Baton Rouge...Jimbomentum.

When your slobbed daily by a man with chin pubes...Jimbomentum.

When your 5'7" when you stretch and still faster than sloneal...Jimbomentum.

[The Earl of Texas 3214]

Hey... shut the fuck up about aggy in this thread

[Xminus6 839]

3 hours ago, GotThatFire said:

I can't remember the last time 2 players from the same class committed to us on the same day.

 

(watch it prolly happened this year)

I seem to recall Jeffcoat and Hicks on the same day but my memory might be fuzzy.

[Xminus6 839]

DP

Edited August 17, 2019 by Xminus6

[South Austin 53227]

7 hours ago, Fondren & Main said:

The first rule about spike club is you do not talk about spike club.

This needs hugs.

[fiduciarydoody 3]

Given how quiet Quentin Johnston is about his recruitment, what are the chances he gives a silent verbal and doesn’t tell anyone else?


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